Some athiest bullshit to make them feel superior and to make up for their whole "People are monkey's" theroy.
If we evolved from monkey's, why don't we speak monkey?
And why aren't our children born monkey's?
[QUOTE=Wordsworth;17295693]Some athiest bullshit to make them feel superior and to make up for their whole "People are monkey's" theroy.
If we evolved from monkey's, why don't we speak monkey?
And why aren't our children born monkey's?[/QUOTE]
i speak monkey
Shut up, Commie. I don't want to hear any of your liberal bullshit. This is about my religion here.
[QUOTE=Wordsworth;17295732]Shut up, Commie. I don't want to hear any of your liberal bullshit. This is about my religion here.[/QUOTE]
sorry bro
[QUOTE=Wordsworth;17295693]Some athiest bullshit to make them feel superior and to make up for their whole "People are monkey's" theroy.
If we evolved from monkey's, why don't we speak monkey?
And why aren't our children born monkey's?[/QUOTE]
because you are a dumbass.
Everyone who believes evolution is a dumbass.
Fact.
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[QUOTE=Wordsworth;17295693]Some athiest bullshit to make them feel superior and to make up for their whole "People are monkey's" theroy.
If we evolved from monkey's, why don't we speak monkey?
And why aren't our children born monkey's?[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha. Oh wow.
[QUOTE=arimi;17291422]although the comics are crazy
this one does make a good point.
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Nooooo.... the kid in the comic just said the last is observed, any astronmer can tell you otherwise, that the universe appears to move away from a central point suggesting a big bang for example. The illistrater is biased.... no shit.
[QUOTE=arimi;17291422]although the comics are crazy
[B]
this one does make a good point.[/B]
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I surely hope you jest.
Micro-evolution is the same as macro-evolution, it's simply a difference in size/amount.
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;17294944]since fucking when did life evolve from rocks
now get the fuck out of my classroom! you're failing this course[/QUOTE]
Is a religious comic.
what did you expected?
[QUOTE=Wordsworth;17289763]Ignorant Athiest. What the hell? Are you retards? The Earth is only a few thousand years old.
If you believed we evolved from Monkey's you need to seek professional help.[/QUOTE]
Yeah if we envolved from monkeys why are their still monkeys around.
ITT: No one can take a joke.
My posts were completely satire, I'm surprised none of you saw that they were either ripped from other sources (IE: Yahoo Answers - [url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5192208AASXMEC[/url]) or made up on the spot to inspire humor.
-snip-
Isn't this like... 7th grade science?
We all know that the first life was in the oceans, and it polluted the atmosphere with tons of oxygen
ie, not news.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;17296224]ITT: No one can take a joke.
My posts were completely satire, I'm surprised none of you saw that they were either ripped from other sources (IE: Yahoo Answers - [url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5192208AASXMEC[/url]) or made up on the spot to inspire humor.[/QUOTE]
nah man i fucking took that shit sirious
i kno man so sirious
[QUOTE=thisispain;17295611]what the feck is cosmic evolution[/QUOTE]
Magic.
[QUOTE=Alde;17289520]False. Earth is only 4,000 years old.[/QUOTE]
T-t-trrrooolllss...
Fuck you all, God is real.
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;17298397]T-t-trrrooolllss...[/QUOTE]
Get a sense of humor and come back tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;17292462]Was *that* sarcasm?
You basically said it's reasonable for species to float around, then crawl on land. How is that even *possible*?
Toss some fish on land and see how long it takes you to get them to breathe air. It's things like this that are why I don't believe in evolution. Bring on the flames from braindead third graders...[/QUOTE]
Stupid post of the year.
Please. You, if someone, is in no position to insult others.
[QUOTE=Alde;17298434]Get a sense of humor and come back tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Jenkem;17292462]Was *that* sarcasm?
You basically said it's reasonable for species to float around, then crawl on land. How is that even *possible*?
Toss some fish on land and see how long it takes you to get them to breathe air. It's things like this that are why I don't believe in evolution. Bring on the flames from braindead third graders...[/QUOTE]
For this, you deserve to go 201 million years back into the past. And asphyxiate.
Hasn't this been common knowledge for some time?
This is very old. Old bacteria actually used methane rather than oxygen.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;17292462]Was *that* sarcasm?
You basically said it's reasonable for species to float around, then crawl on land. How is that even *possible*?
Toss some fish on land and see how long it takes you to get them to breathe air. It's things like this that are why I don't believe in evolution. Bring on the flames from braindead third graders...[/QUOTE]
Huh?
Toss the Pope into the ocean and see how long it takes you to get god to save him. It's things like this that are why I don't believe in religion.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;17292462]Was *that* sarcasm?
You basically said it's reasonable for species to float around, then crawl on land. How is that even *possible*?
Toss some fish on land and see how long it takes you to get them to breathe air. It's things like this that are why I don't believe in evolution. Bring on the flames from braindead third graders...[/QUOTE]
Because evolution does not work exacly that way. Seascorpions were the first species to crawl from ocean to the land. They couldn't be there long, so they mostly used it to escape from predators. The seascorpions of incapable of doing that perished and the ones capable became more common. It took thousands of years before they could begin to utilize air.
Uhhhh hows this news? This is old information
[QUOTE=Maucer;17300687]Uhhhh hows this news? This is old information[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I mean how do people assume the atmosphere got oxygenated at the first place?
Now one guy just told me that earth is not actually flat. Dude, people are totally nuts these days.
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