• Rio De Janeiro gets 2016 Olympics
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[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;17645925]Let me give an example: [B]English[/B] You are making out with your girlfriend when suddenly the phone rings. You pick up and ask, "Hello?" The voice on the other end says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER??" You ask your girlfriend how her dad got the number, but your girlfriend says her father's been dead for three years. THEN WHO WAS ON THE PHONE? [B]Portuguese[/B] Estás na marmelada com a tua namorada quando, de repente o telefone toca. Tu atendes e a voz do outro lado diz "O QUE ESTÁS A FAZER COM A MINHA FILHA?". Tu perguntas à tua namorada onde é que o pai dela arranjou o número e ela responde que o pai dela morreu. ENTÃO QUEM ESTAVA AO TELEFONE? [B]"Portuguese"[/B] Entaum vc ta c/ a sua mina e vcs taum dando uns amassos qdo o telefone toca. Vc atende e a voz diz "q vc ta fazendo c/ a minha filha?" Vc diz p/ ela e ela diz "meu pai ta morto". ENTAUM QUEM ERA TELEFONE? [editline]02:21AM[/editline] excuse the meme[/QUOTE] Deliberately making the language seem stupid by shortening out every single word with internet speak is hardly an accurate comparison. What the fuck is a "marmelada" anyway?
I bet Antarctica gets it before Africa
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;17628509]Rio, definatly. Have you seen Brazillian women?? HAVE YOU??[/QUOTE] They fuck like animals it's awesome.
[QUOTE=Lostangeles4;17649820]They fuck like animals it's awesome.[/QUOTE] like you'd know yeah it's me again busting your still raised balls [editline]10:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=hl2poo;17628319]Chicago IS a shit pit. There's almost a murder every day, there's a ton of gangbangers everywhere, fights, all that shit. Love it.[/QUOTE] yeah Shit Pit, Boring Fucking County, Idaho wouldn't really be a good place for the Olympics
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