• Cancer victim: Muslim woman's body found covered in bacon
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[QUOTE=The golden;33720040]I'm not religiously educated, but is that actually the real reason?[/QUOTE] No. Quran 2.173:"He hath only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name hath been invoked besides that of Allah. But if one is forced by necessity, without wilful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits, then is he guiltless. For Allah is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful." tl;dr because allah said pigs are gross I didn't know about that last part, according to this she's forgiven. WELL I CAN SURE REST EASY NOW. [editline]14th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=LarparNar;33720088]Well now they have to worry if she's actually ever going to go to paradise or not, because she touched bacon.[/QUOTE] [quote]But if one is forced [to touch/eat pork] by necessity, without wilful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits, then is he guiltless. For Allah is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful.[/quote] Not to mention the women getting stoned to death in these ass-backwards stone-age societies probably don't have a very good shot at paradise either, do they? (I'm aware that you were joking, I'm just rage-mode on this woman in the article)
[QUOTE=The golden;33720040]I'm not religiously educated, but is that actually the real reason?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/1452611/jewish/Why-Do-Jews-Not-Eat-Pork-or-Crab.htm[/url] This is pretty much the reason.
Can I request to be buried, lined with bacon?
[QUOTE=Vandel;33719862]Puns should be bannable again. And how the hell does this get past security in the hospital?[/QUOTE] If I remember correctly, they were only bannable when you posted Austin Powers with the pun. This image, to be precise: [img]http://musiccourt.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/mojo.jpg[/img] And I hope they don't become bannable. The last time they were bannable was one of the darkest times Facepunch has ever gone through. I mean, the main reason I even read the news forum is for the puns - the education on world events is just a side-effect.
judging by the article it was probably someone just pissig that family off on purpose, they sound like their daughters just been murdered or something, i mean come on flashbacks about a body with bacon on it and comparing it to being worse than stuff out of a horror movie?
[QUOTE=The golden;33720040]I'm not religiously educated, but is that actually the real reason?[/QUOTE] From what I was taught they believe that because an omnivore can eat anything and everything (Figuratively speaking) it makes said omnivore 'Unclean'. But of course, don't hold me to that because I might be wrong. I'm not Islamic myself so I can't be 100% sure.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;33720048]Why are you people finding any of this funny at all?[/QUOTE] Because, even though it's horrible, it's absolutely absurd. It's like if an illegal immigrant's corpse was covered with garden gnomes. It's racist, disgraceful, and utterly wrong, but it's also so absurd that it turns funny. It's like dark comedy.
haha dead muslim lets get some bacon LMAO! The fuck who did this should just walk in front of a bus
[QUOTE=Vandel;33719862]Puns should be bannable again. And how the hell does this get past security in the hospital?[/QUOTE] Not really, when they were banned the news sucked, puns just shove in a couple of jokes around, a good moodlifter after a sad news story.
It's only relatively funny in a dark way because of how they describe it, "you couldn't even think it up in the worst horror movie", obviously these guys haven't seen The Human Centipede. In response to [I]Last or First[/I]
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33720248]From what I was taught they believe that because an omnivore can eat anything and everything (Figuratively speaking) it makes said omnivore 'Unclean'. But of course, don't hold me to that because I might be wrong. I'm not Islamic myself so I can't be 100% sure.[/QUOTE] RE in England is pretty shit, now that I think about it. The only thing we ever really got a good idea about was Christianity, but then again I learnt more about the schism between Protestants and Catholics in History than I did in RE, so even that wasn't particularly informative. [editline]14th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33720321]It's only relatively funny in a dark way because of how they describe it, "you couldn't even think it up in the worst horror movie", obviously these guys haven't seen The Human Centipede.[/QUOTE] They said "horror", not "porn".
[QUOTE=Cone;33720334] They said "horror", not "porn".[/QUOTE] How the flying fuck is The Human Centipede a porn movie, I haven't watched it all the way through, only clips friends have showed me saying it's the worst part of the film. It did not seem like a porn unless scat is your thing, and even then the film would be a push. Besides it's genre is "Dutch Horror Movie", so unless to everyone else, "Dutch Horror Movie" means "Grotesque Porn Film", then I don't see where you're coming from.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33720321]It's only relatively funny in a dark way because of how they describe it, "you couldn't even think it up in the worst horror movie", obviously these guys haven't seen The Human Centipede. In response to [I]Last or First[/I][/QUOTE] Even ignoring the comments from the victim's family, it's still absurdly and darkly funny. They covered a dead body in bacon. [I]They covered a dead body in bacon.[/I]
You guys are just bacon for any reason to make puns.
Who would go through the trouble of covering a dead body in bacon and get away with it?
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33720387]How the flying fuck is The Human Centipede a porn movie, I haven't watched it all the way through, only clips friends have showed me saying it's the worst part of the film. It did not seem like a porn unless scat is your thing, and even then the film would be a push. Besides it's genre is "Dutch Horror Movie", so unless to everyone else, "Dutch Horror Movie" means "Grotesque Porn Film", then I don't see where you're coming from.[/QUOTE] Joking. Cool down a bit, bro.
[QUOTE=Last or First;33720403]Even ignoring the comments from the victim's family, it's still absurdly and darkly funny. They covered a dead body in bacon. [I]They covered a dead body in bacon.[/I][/QUOTE] It's horribly religious-ist (don't want to say racist because that would suggest I generalise non-white people as Muslims, which is also racist) because bacon is a Haram meat. [editline]14th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Cone;33720437]Joking. Cool down a bit, bro.[/QUOTE] It's hard to depict sarcasm through text, sorry, wasn't trying to come off as aggressive.
[quote]but something so shocking, you couldn't even think it up in the worst horror movie.[/quote] You must lead a tragically sheltered life.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33720457]You must lead a tragically sheltered life.[/QUOTE] Or be a vegetarian.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33720451]It's hard to depict sarcasm through text, sorry, wasn't trying to come off as aggressive.[/QUOTE] No problem, happens to us all. There really needs to be a way to denote passive things like sarcasm. Hmmmmm...
[QUOTE=LarparNar;33720050]Um... Aren't like... All humans omnivores?[/QUOTE] Yeah, they don't eat humans either.
Speaking of pigs, did you know they can squeel louder (or as loud as) a jet engine and have an orgasm that lasts twenty minutes? The more you know.
That is so sad, hateful, and intolerant. I hope they catch whoever did this, it's just not right.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33720451]It's horribly religious-ist (don't want to say racist because that would suggest I generalise non-white people as Muslims, which is also racist) [/QUOTE] Sorry what
Joke's on him! Allah doesn't give fuck if some asshole decides to make you touch bacon, or even force-feed you it. You have to [i]knowingly[/i] consume something haraam for it to be considered a sin.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33720248]From what I was taught they believe that because an omnivore can eat anything and everything (Figuratively speaking) it makes said omnivore 'Unclean'. But of course, don't hold me to that because I might be wrong. I'm not Islamic myself so I can't be 100% sure.[/QUOTE] Its because pigs are seen as very filthy creatures as they eat everything,including garbage. Well thats what I was taught back when I was a kid
this is so bizarre it defies human compassion.
Religion protip: By the time Muhammad was teaching or whatever he did, pigs used to have this disease that killed people who ate anything with pig blood or partially raw pork. Therefore, he might have thought "Pig is bad. Do not eat pork."
[QUOTE=Vandel;33719862]Puns should be bannable again. And how the hell does this get past security in the hospital?[/QUOTE] It was bacon. Just wheel it in openly on a wheelbarrow and everybody's face will light up and be glad you're there.
I thought I recognised this story from somewhere. It's from April 2003.
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