• Scientists invent pill that can cure or temporarily induce Autism.
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[QUOTE=Big Ben;27165826]I usually have a formal manner of speech, (though this could be me subconsciously being a douchebag) I can't look people in the eye, my voice is very monotone (I didn't even know that was a symptom until today) I catch myself thinking out loud A LOT and my handwriting is poor.[/QUOTE]You sound shy, those are like the most common symptoms of aspergers. Seriously you would talk better and look people in the eye more if you hung out with them more.
[QUOTE=bepassley;27165837]Maybe you're just socially awkward and not used to talking to people and have bad penmanship?[/QUOTE] Could be. I'm also a hypochondriac so I may be blowing these symptoms out of proportion without realizing it.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;27165862]Could be. I'm also a hypochondriac so I may be blowing these symptoms out of proportion without realizing it.[/QUOTE] You sound like me ~3 years ago, before I got laid.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;27165862]Could be. I'm also a hypochondriac so I may be blowing these symptoms out of proportion without realizing it.[/QUOTE] Oh I did the same thing when I was on there. I was scared that I could die and then the next day I felt literally no pain.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;27165481] It's a cure as in it directly removes the syndrome for the time it is in effect (rather than merely treating symptoms), but it's not 1 time use then set for the rest of your life. It's a one pill every day thing.[/QUOTE] Er, I think thats what "treatment" is. If its not something that solves the problem once and for all, then its another form of treatment.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;27165878]You sound like me ~3 years ago, before I got laid.[/QUOTE] so he sounds like the current you
Yay for a cure for me Edit: It's high functioning (A.K.A Asperger's)
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;27166119]so he sounds like the current you[/QUOTE] how did you know?
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;27166172]how did you know?[/QUOTE] i have a phd in psychology
[QUOTE=Big Ben;27165862]Could be. I'm also a hypochondriac so I may be blowing these symptoms out of proportion without realizing it.[/QUOTE] Another thing with the self-diagnosis things is that there isn't any "mild" choices, it's all set to give you the worst possible diagnosis. [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Tetracycline;27166244]i have a phd in psychology[/QUOTE] you have a phd in baloney
[QUOTE=bepassley;27166261]Another thing with the self-diagnosis things is that there isn't any "mild" choices, it's all set to give you the worst possible diagnosis. [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] you have a phd in baloney[/QUOTE] woah i dont go around insulting your way of life and career
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;27160648]When can i buy this retard pill?[/QUOTE] Looking for a refill?
good job reading the article, there is no pill. just a misleading title and some fucking with mice brains
This would be highly unethical to put into use with humans, even if it would work.
The problem is, you have to remember to take the cure while you're autistic or you're fucked.
[QUOTE=M2k3;27142094]They already have this its called Minecraft.[/QUOTE] Minecraft, Inducer of Autism, PTSD, OCD, and paranoia. The creepers, man! they came out of the goddamn WALLS man!. Wh-Why is there cobblestone in the middle of a smoothstone base? MUST FIX.
[QUOTE=leach139;27155720]I have aspergers (autism), and I go by what most people with it say: I would not take a magical pill or injection to make it go away. Same goes for this one.[/QUOTE] For some people it's easy to say that, for other's (like myself) who struggle on an almost daily basis with it we would probably take it in a heartbeat.
[QUOTE=Aidan_088;27142431]I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing, everyone being autistic would suit me just fine, no-one would bother me vacuous banalities any more.[/QUOTE] What if everyone has aspergers?
[QUOTE=JLea;27142757]If you're "addicted" to weed you probably weren't very motivated before you did the stuff anyways.[/QUOTE] If you truly believe this, then I doubt you've ever had a friend get addicted to weed.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;27170008]What if everyone has aspergers?[/QUOTE] Then Fanfiction.net would have to get some bigger servers.
[QUOTE=Dmarine;27175226]If you truly believe this, then I doubt you've ever had a friend get addicted to weed.[/QUOTE] You know why he hasn't? Because no one's ever had a weed-addicted friend. Matter of fact no one's ever talked to one or even seen one. Now I'll let you figure this out.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;27182246]You know why he hasn't? Because no one's ever had a weed-addicted friend. Matter of fact no one's ever talked to one or even seen one. Now I'll let you figure this out.[/QUOTE] This guy is right, I've smoked weed and that shit is less addictive than cigarettes (read it as: not addictive at all), of course it makes you feel better so people already with problems with recur to it more, I only smoked it twice in my life time while I was having fun with some friends, never felt the need to try it again by myself or to buy any.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;27182246]You know why he hasn't? Because no one's ever had a weed-addicted friend. Matter of fact no one's ever talked to one or even seen one. Now I'll let you figure this out.[/QUOTE] It's not addictive for most people, but some people just have a weakness for that sort of thing.
Seriously misleading title. Not Autism, Autism SYMPTOMS. Even then, that's a stretch. It's on modified mice.
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;27182779]This guy is right, I've smoked weed and that shit is less addictive than cigarettes (read it as: not addictive at all), of course it makes you feel better so people already with problems with recur to it more, I only smoked it twice in my life time while I was having fun with some friends, never felt the need to try it again by myself or to buy any.[/QUOTE] You know you don't have to become phsysically addicted to be addicted.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;27176167]Then Fanfiction.net would have to get some bigger servers.[/QUOTE] Who or what the fuck is fanfiction.net? Don't assume we all go to that site. I haven't heard much about it until I read your comment, now I can safely assume you're probably a cock.
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