Science Confirms: Holding a Gun Really Does Make You Look Like a Tough Guy
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Does it work for [I]all[/i] weapons?
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"Yeah man, you don't wanna fuck with me."
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;35602140][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/29v1o29.jpg[/IMG]
Come at me fucker and see what happens.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sweetgeoff.jpg[/img]
couldn't help myself, I kept seeing this
[QUOTE=Pace.;35602254]Also confirmed: walking away from explosions without looking at them doubles your dick size
[img]http://torwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cool_guys_dont_look_at_explosions_1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Due to experience, I can attest that this is true
[QUOTE=garychencool;35600059]That .gif where a police man is shooting at bad guys, throws the gun up in the air, he opens his pants, the gun lands into this balls, he zips up his pants, and fires the pistol, through air humping.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;zVbEPIGIWOo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVbEPIGIWOo[/video]
Guns are effective penis extensions. Who would've guessed.
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;35600839]"Speak softly and carry a big stick." US President Theodore Roosevelt[/QUOTE]
"Before all else, be armed." Niccolo Machiavelli
It's historical limbo! How far can you go?
[QUOTE=Starship;35605019]Yeah indeed
[img][/QUOTE]I don't know about you, but I sure as hell would buy a gun with a Dyson. Those damn vacuums are expensive as fuck, certainly wouldn't want anyone to steal it and/or make love to it.
[QUOTE=garychencool;35600059]That .gif where a police man is shooting at bad guys, throws the gun up in the air, he opens his pants, the gun lands into this balls, he zips up his pants, and fires the pistol, through air humping.[/QUOTE]
Here you go:
[video=youtube;NcqiceU6Bgk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqiceU6Bgk[/video]
Though unfortunately it only displays paranoia and/or insecurities to brandish a gun. It's just a form of extending ones sex.
This does not apply to police officeres and the military and such where firearms are a part of the job.
[QUOTE=Vasili;35599587]This just doesn't apply to guns, but all weapons in general.[/QUOTE]
[quote]It was found that brandishing a [B]weapon[/B] makes men appear bigger and stronger[/quote]
I'm sure it's all weapons.
[QUOTE=Starship;35605019]Yeah indeed
[img]http://blog.wtfconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/its-a-dyson.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I hate it when people leave their finger on a trigger guard when they pose for a photo. People who show disregard to firearm safety (may it be real or a fake or even a super soaker) do not deserve to carry firearms at all.
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