• Austrian sex school opens its doors
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[QUOTE=Contag;33522817]Wow I didn't think my country was this progressive[/QUOTE] Austria, not Australia.
[QUOTE=for no reason;33522342]Boys are probably going to outnumber girls severely[/QUOTE] I don't think it really matters. It doesn't say that the students actually practice on each other.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;33522657] Something like this would be absolutely torn apart here in the U.S. of "ohmygodisthatsexewkeepitaway". :I[/QUOTE] This is a school where you learn to fuck and do only that. It would get ran to the ground ANYWHERE on the god damn planet.
I was just looking at a university that offers courses for studying abroad and one of the locations was Salzburg. Maybe I'll sign up for that and then enroll at this; get extra studious.
I read about this in newspaper. My whole school was talking about this yesterday.
I want to know if you get any sort of certificate or degree. "Hey baby, I have a Certificate to Cupulate, a Phd of Pleasure, and a Degree to Delight. Want, a 'Lecture'?"
As sexy of a fantasy this sounds like, I really don't think it's the great of an idea, or that healthy of one. Though I'm probably just projecting my own silly morals though. Morally, I hate this school. Ethically, I can't think of a reason to really fault it if it's actually organized and safe. [QUOTE=Meller Yeller;33522889]I don't think it really matters. It doesn't say that the students actually practice on each other.[/QUOTE] It does say they are encouraged to though.
I imagine it will be filled with very unattractive people, so NONONONONONONO
[QUOTE=Saber15;33522841] Austria. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ganerumo;33522884]Austria, not Australia.[/QUOTE] thatsthejoke.jpg
lol, "homework".
Seriously someone go digging and see if they have a website :v: [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] I wanna see staff photos
[QUOTE=ewitwins;33523020]Seriously someone go digging and see if they have a website :v: [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] I wanna see staff photos[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.aisos.at/http___www.aisos.at/Home.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Atlascore;33523033]We won't need it, but we'll do it anyway. [B]Robot sex.[/B][/QUOTE] I/O
Wow, their website seems to be having some serious issues.
Entrance exam: find the clitoris (you'd be surprised how many people would fail this)
Moving to Aus- [quote][B]Everyone[/B] ages sixteen and up can enlist[/quote] Well fuck, nevermind. Place will be swarmed with overweight goth chicks.
If I get that Architecture internship in Austria, I'll poke around the place and report back to you guys :v:
[QUOTE=acds;33523190]Moving to Aus- Well fuck, nevermind. Place will be swarmed with overweight goth chicks.[/QUOTE] Everyone can apply to a college, only a few get in. I bet they are going to do some unethical screening of each applicant i.e. nobody on Facepunch will get in.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;33523223]I'll poke around the place and report back to you guys :v:[/QUOTE] :quagmire:
[QUOTE=for no reason;33523125]Entrance exam: find the clitoris (you'd be surprised how many people would fail this)[/QUOTE]Anyone who watches porn wouldn't really.
goddamn, wish I lived in Austria.
Those crazy Europeans are at it again....
I am never going to get laid.
They'll prolly select their applicants based on general attractiveness and gender, in order to keep it an appealing place. An especially ugly person should apply, and then sue for discrimination when his application is denied.
There's probably going to be one hot girl and all the men are going to fight for dominance or a gangbang
[QUOTE=ewitwins;33523118]Wow, their website seems to be having some serious issues.[/QUOTE] Too much traffic.
How would a guy be able to do anything with what, a Degree of Sex?
[video=youtube;QX_4Q6WfZNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_4Q6WfZNY[/video] :v:
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33524215]How would a guy be able to do anything with what, a Degree of Sex?[/QUOTE]If it's a serious school, then I don't know, bring more pleasure during sex? Yes there is more than just penetration if you didn't know.
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33524215]How would a guy be able to do anything with what, a Degree of Sex?[/QUOTE] a guy could carry it around "hey, wanna have mind blowing sex?" "no" "but WAIT... I'm a certified stud"
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