Sticky Fingered Teen Gets Arm Stuck Trying to Steal Soda Can from Vending Machine
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Death sentence
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36486269]Coca-cola is disgusting[/QUOTE]
What is wrong with you?
You are not a human being. That is the only answer.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;36511787]What is wrong with you?
You are not a human being. That is the only answer.[/QUOTE]
because most of cola made in the US tastes like battery acid and molten cadmium?
lol
[QUOTE=TheTalon;36484413]For a second I thought that officer had his tazer out, not his radio. I was like fuck Yeah teach him a lesson[/QUOTE]
Oh God I just pictured the kid getting tasered while stuck in the machine instead of being helped.
You made me laugh too hard.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;36510806]How to open a vending machine:
Step 1. Use assorted power tools in an attempt to destroy the machine
Step 2. Cut the lock open[/QUOTE]
They would need to cut some of the front of the machine off because they can't open the door with his body in the way of the door and arm stuck in the mechanism.
That poor young lady.
What a genius.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;36484875]I always wondered what it would be like to be caught shoplifting or stealing from something, apparently the police get involved and take out there rotary saws.[/QUOTE]
Goddamn that's a great song. Awesomeness starts at 1:00
[video=youtube;9tBaMlAUj08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tBaMlAUj08[/video]
[QUOTE=Deac;36486690]Used to get tons of sodas that way with my friends, so easy.[/QUOTE]
I call bullshit
Elaborate.
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