• Hitler had son with French teen
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[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34749575]NOW HE MUST FIGHT [img]http://www.techshout.com/images/hitler-wolfenstein-3d.jpg[/img] MECHA HITLER[/QUOTE] [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/5/50218/1189640-w3d_hitler.gif[/img] he's coming for you negro.
[QUOTE=SonicHitman;34750432]don't jew go far with this. you're destroying my concentration. thinking about it now doesn't kampfort me at all.[/QUOTE] You're making me fuhrerious...
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;34749527]Hitler was pretty normal during WW1 and was actually according to accounts a pretty cool guy.[/QUOTE] Hitler was a complete socially awkward human being. I don't know where you're getting the "a pretty cool guy" part from.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;34749527]Hitler was pretty normal during WW1 and was actually according to accounts a pretty cool guy. Its just a shame he went and did that whole genocide and world war thing later on.[/QUOTE] Where did you get that idea? Hitler is was an awkward, weird young man during WWI. Cite your sources please. e: ninja'd
[QUOTE=HighdefGE;34750638]Hitler was a complete socially awkward human being. I don't know where you're getting the "a pretty cool guy" part from.[/QUOTE] You're posting on Facepunch--who's fan base is mostly socially awkward human beings.
[QUOTE=HighdefGE;34750638]Hitler was a complete socially awkward human being. I don't know where you're getting the "a pretty cool guy" part from.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.smoter.com/abornsol.htm[/url] [quote]Although most who knew Hitler observed that he was somewhat "aloof and different from themselves," by now "he had earned the respect of his comrades and officers." Hans Mend, a fellow soldier, described him as a "born soldier." In the throes of battle he never faltered. He never pretended to be sick to avoid doing his duty and he got his messages through. Although Hitler still worried that "the everlasting artillery fire" would ruin his nerves, he had proven himself. His fellow messengers noticed a look of determination in his eyes and appreciated his fearlessness. Whether it was the excitement of battle or nervous energy, Hitler developed a ravenous appetite and one of his fellow recruits considered him a "glutton." Even though Hitler received food parcels from the Popps, his lawyer friend and wife, the baker, and members of his own family, he was not beneath "requisitioning" food items from the food supplies when he was on guard duty and sharing them with his friends. For a nominal cost he also purchased food from the cooks and kitchen help. The sweet tooth he acquired in Vienna hadn't abated and one of his favorite snacks was bread heaped with jam. "If he found a tin of artificial honey," Mend would later write, "nothing could get him away from it, shells or no shells." Although Hitler normally avoided trivial conversation, when the talk turned serious, he would be in the midst of it. Ignaz Westenkirchner, a fellow dispatch runner and also a close friend, remembered Hitler as a very serious young man concerned only with serious matters. "There is almost no subject." said Westenkirchner, "about which he did not talk. He mastered each theme and spoke fluently. We simple fellows were very much impressed, and liked it." The List Regiment's student and intellectual volunteers were also impressed with Hitler's knowledge on a wide variety of subjects and considered him an "intellectual." Though some considered his beliefs primitive, "there were others whose attention he caught and held." Mend stated that "almost no one could withdraw himself from Adolf Hitler's strong personality, and his opinions were accepted by most of us." Hitler was not always serious and would later state: "A sense of humor and a propensity for laughter are qualities that are indispensable to a unit." He could bring his fellow comrades to laughter by mimicking one of the officers who wasn't particularly liked, and by also reading, in a deadpan manner, "housekeeping" regulations that armies of all nations are so fond of posting in environments where they have little bearing. Most of his fellow soldiers considered him a "levelheaded" companion and his "comradely" manner earned him the nickname his mother had given him, "Adi." Unlike the other young men, Hitler seldom joined in any of the conversations about women. Although he felt that the "Flemish girls were most attractive," according to Mend he never approached any of the girls they came in contact with. In or near a war zone, soldiers outnumbered available women by a hundred to one and it appears that Hitler never attempted to compete with such odds. As Hitler would later state, "the girls" he observed were always "surrounded, of course, by a horde of soldiery." It has also long been known that many soldiers, who are exposed to the possibility of death for long periods of time, put their urges to reproduce on the back burner. Hitler may have been one of them.[/quote] A lot of people liked Hitler and found him to be an interesting, intelligent person.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;34750719][url]http://www.smoter.com/abornsol.htm[/url] A lot of people liked Hitler and found him to be an interesting, intelligent person.[/QUOTE] I found Hitler to be a pretty cool guy to just hang with, if it wasn't for the World War II fiasco.
[QUOTE=Roof;34749675]which one[/QUOTE] All of them.
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[QUOTE=SonicHitman;34750432]don't jew go far with this. you're destroying my concentration. thinking about it now doesn't kampfort me at all.[/QUOTE] Lets gestapo this madness.
[QUOTE=Spirit_Breaker;34748862]and committed suicide shortly afterwards[/url][/QUOTE] :suicide:
[quote]Mr Loret recently began investigating his past in great detail, employing scientists to prove that he has the same blood type as Hitler, and [B]that they even have similar handwriting.[/B][/quote] boy george he must be Hitler's clone! what with that highly scientific handwriting analysis DNA before belief [editline]18th February 2012[/editline] [quote]Rowan Bayne, a British psychologist who has written several studies on graphology, summarized his view of the appeal of graphology:[B] "It's very seductive because at a very crude level someone who is neat and well behaved tends to have neat handwriting", adding that the practice is "useless... absolutely hopeless"[/B]. The B[B]ritish Psychological Society ranks graphology alongside astrology[/B], giving them both "zero validity".[/quote]
[img]http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/hitler.jpg?w=620[/img] I dunno. I can definitely see something in the ears and eyes.
[QUOTE=The Winner;34751939][img]http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/hitler.jpg?w=620[/img] I dunno. I can definitely see something in the ears and eyes.[/QUOTE] It's the tie, man.
[QUOTE=Sickle;34752420]It's the tie, man.[/QUOTE] impossible, the backgrounds are different
I wonder what if would have been like to be friends with hitler.
[QUOTE=Laferio;34752555]I wonder what if would have been like to be friends with hitler.[/QUOTE] "Hey Hitler, buddy old pal.. havent seen you in awhile bro!" "Thats Heil Hitler to you."
[QUOTE=IceBlizzard;34749669]They did a DNA check in 2008 or so and they found out Adolf wasn't his dad[/QUOTE] I don't think they have any samples of Hitler's DNA to test it against.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;34752644]I don't think they have any samples of Hitler's DNA to test it against.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure they do?
[QUOTE=Contag;34752724]I'm pretty sure they do?[/QUOTE] Where would they get a sample from? I thought the body was burned.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;34750719][url]http://www.smoter.com/abornsol.htm[/url] A lot of people liked Hitler and found him to be an interesting, intelligent person.[/QUOTE] your sole job is to post this in all hitler threads
[QUOTE=UseLets;34748935]Yeah he really loved Paris.[/QUOTE] That's why he tried to blow it up :v:
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;34750719][URL]http://www.smoter.com/abornsol.htm[/URL] A lot of people liked Hitler and found him to be an interesting, intelligent person.[/QUOTE] Nope: [URL]http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/16/new-evidence-adolf-hitler[/URL]
[QUOTE=Lamarr;34749133]Imagine while fighting against the nazis he finally would've met Hitler at the end. "Jean,Ich bin dein Vater!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"[/QUOTE] In another universe that probably woulda actually happened, and it woulda been one of those big stories.
[QUOTE=Contag;34752724]I'm pretty sure they do?[/QUOTE] He was incinerated by his guard. But maybe his dental shit? I don't know. [editline]18th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ironman17;34753194]In another universe that probably woulda actually happened, and it woulda been one of those big stories.[/QUOTE] And in another universe, the director scraps the prequels and has a bounty hunter go after him instead.
All these hitler jokes are out of mein kampfit zone, anne frankly, they arent even funny
[QUOTE=Laferio;34752555]I wonder what if would have been like to be friends with hitler.[/QUOTE] Erich Hartmann, the guy in my avatar, met him, and got a pretty bad impression of him, Here's what he said about it: [quote] What was your impression of Hitler? I found him a little disappointing, although very interested in the war at the front and extremely well informed on events as I knew them. However, he had a tendency to drone on about minor things that I found boring. I found him interesting yet not that imposing. I also found him lacking in sufficient knowledge about the air war in the east. He was more concerned with the Western Front’s air war and the bombing of cities. Of course the Eastern Front groundwar was his area of most interest. This was evident. Hitler listened to the men from the Western Front, and assured them that weapons and fighter production were increasing, and history proved this to be correct. Then he went into the U-boat war, how we were going to decidedly destroy maritime commerce, and all of that. I found him an isolated and disturbed man.[/quote]
Jean-Marie. Ich bin dein Vater! - Sacre bleu! Hitler's rise to power is a little ironic because if everyone would've read Mein Kampf, they would've known how much of a shit-headed douchebag Hitler was instead of allowing him to walk all over them for years before he just killed himself.
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;34754180]Jean-Marie. Ich bin dein Vater! - Sacre bleu! Hitler's rise to power is a little ironic because if everyone would've read Mein Kampf, they would've known how much of a shit-headed douchebag Hitler was instead of allowing him to walk all over them for years before he just killed himself.[/QUOTE] ya but he had a big following before he even wrote it.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;34752644]I don't think they have any samples of Hitler's DNA to test it against.[/QUOTE] The location of his sisters grave is known.
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