[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980462]How to be British, add:
-You wot
-Twat
-Mate
To the end of each sentence.[/QUOTE]
And oye to the start
..okay I give up, I don't understand British people at all.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980520]..okay I give up, I don't understand British people at all.[/QUOTE]
It's not that hard really, spend a day talking to a British person and you've caught on.
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;39980338]I laugh so much harder when I see european/british/im uncultured enough to not know where these come from insults than ones from my country. They're almost funny in nature rather than insulting!
What is a briefcase wanker?[/QUOTE]
If you haven't watched The Inbetweeners, you should. It's excellent, especially the movie. Though the American version is garbage.
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;39980445]A wanker who has a briefcase.[/QUOTE]
no this has the wrong causation
a briefcase wanker isn't a wanker who has a briefcase. it's someone who is a wanker [i]because[/i] they have a briefcase
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980520]..okay I give up, I don't understand British people at all.[/QUOTE]
Why? What country are you from?
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980520]..okay I give up, I don't understand British people at all.[/QUOTE]
You 'avin a giggle, mate
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;39980536]no this has the wrong causation
a briefcase wanker isn't a wanker who has a briefcase. it's someone who is a wanker [i]because[/i] they have a briefcase[/QUOTE]
I do believe this is the correct Oxford definition.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980520]..okay I give up, I don't understand British people at all.[/QUOTE]
If someone acts friendly to you, like calling you mate then put up your guard cause someones about to smack you in the gabber, if everyone is calling you cunt then you're probably in the clear.
Also if you're waiting in a queue the most british people will probably have an orgasm and declare how much they love queues.
Welcome to the empire.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980520]..okay I give up, I don't understand British people at all.[/QUOTE]
m9 swear down
twitter is like a bunch of monkeys throwing their own shit
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;39980549]twitter is like a bunch of monkeys throwing their own shit[/QUOTE]
not rly m8
[QUOTE=Ricool06;39980542]Why? What country are you from?[/QUOTE]
I'm a...
hang on let me see if I can do this.
I'm an... american country wanker.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;39980549]twitter is like a bunch of monkeys throwing their own shit[/QUOTE]
So... Like Facepunch but with a character limit?
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980553]I'm a...
hang on let me see if I can do this.
I'm an... american country wanker.[/QUOTE]
I think flag-wanker would be more correct.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980553]I'm a...
hang on let me see if I can do this.
I'm an... american country wanker.[/QUOTE]
You having a bubble mate?
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980553]I'm a...
hang on let me see if I can do this.
I'm an... american country wanker.[/QUOTE]
Nah mate.
You're an America wanker.
It is usually good form to only have one word before the wanker, in formal situations it is generally frowned upon to have two 'wanker' prefixes.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;39980566]You having a bubble mate?[/QUOTE]
uh...
-flips through urban dictionary-
uh... yes. wait no.
[QUOTE=Ricool06;39980569]Nah mate.
You're an America wanker.
It is usually good form to only have one word before the wanker, in formal situations it is generally frowned upon to have two 'wanker' prefixes.[/QUOTE]
Aight then.
I wish I could apply more southern accent to forum posts.
I'll admit he is a bit of a twaterpillar.
[QUOTE=Ricool06;39980569]Nah mate.
You're an America wanker.
It is usually good form to only have one word before the wanker, in formal situations it is generally frowned upon to have two 'wanker' prefixes.[/QUOTE]
You see, we're from two different schools of thought about the wanker-language paradigm.
wanker suffix can't be applied to proper nouns or geographical locations, but rather inane objects and substantive nouns.
You can't be a Sheffield-wanker, but rather a steel-wanker. Ultimately it needs a degree of abstraction to be valid.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;39980601]You see, we're from two different schools of thought about the wanker-language paradigm.
wanker suffix can't be applied to proper nouns or geographical locations, but rather inane objects and substantive nouns.
You can't be a Sheffield-wanker, but rather a steel-wanker.[/QUOTE]
So that would make me a burger wanker then?
Wow where can I find more lessons on British terminology?
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980609]So that would make me a burger wanker then?[/QUOTE]
You're getting it!
Also a good tip to anyone in an urban environment, refer to people as 'bled' or 'fam' if you are close with them. And using 'is' in place of 'are' is also advisable.
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Sounds like the start of a bad gay porn.
It's quite remarkable how this thread has derailed.
I don't see why George Osborne is a twat, considering the mess that was left, I'd like so see someone try to do a better job.
[QUOTE=The mouse;39980637]It's quite remarkable how this thread has derailed.[/QUOTE]
You do know this is Facepunch right?
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;39980546]Also if you're waiting in a queue the most british people will probably have an orgasm and declare how much they love queues.[/QUOTE]
Just to be clear: we love the concept of queueing because it's orderly and civilised (something the French haven't quite grasped yet), and the pleasure we get from it outweighs the banality of actually waiting in one.
He's used to it remember the paralympics he got booed for being a twat and showing implying he loves disabled people
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980520]..okay I give up, I don't understand British people at all.[/QUOTE]
blad u chattin' air, bumbaclut.
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