[QUOTE=NoDachi;39980613]You're getting it![/QUOTE]
Suddenly I want that as a title.
[QUOTE=AK'z;39980697]blad u chattin' air, bumbaclut.[/QUOTE]
hush ur gums kermit
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980434]Fuck off
Sorry.
Fuck off, [I][B]cunt[/B].[/I][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9arSotadmY[/media]
[QUOTE=NoDachi;39980712]hush ur gums kermit[/QUOTE]
brush ur teef, wasteman boi better kno
[QUOTE=The mouse;39980637]It's quite remarkable how this thread has derailed.
I don't see why George Osborne is a twat, considering the mess that was left, I'd like so see someone try to do a better job.[/QUOTE]
Some see him as being a twat for 'austerity' - others for not cutting enough.
I'd imagine the majority of people calling him a twat think he's a posh rich boy with 'banker mates'
Might as well throw this in from the Telegaffe:
[t]http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/html/Years/2013/March/images/BudgetGovernmentFinal2.png[/t]
I think he's a twat for cutting everything but foreign aid - it makes no sense..
Not gonna lie, I'd smack 'im in the gabber.
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;39980536]no this has the wrong causation
a briefcase wanker isn't a wanker who has a briefcase. it's someone who is a wanker [i]because[/i] they have a briefcase[/QUOTE]
man this shit's deep
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;39980459]More along the lines of: OH YOU FUCKING CUNT! You're a shit-cunt. He's a whiny cunt. She's a bitchy cunt.[/QUOTE]
I think we'll let the Australians have main use of Cunt. Us Brits have more than enough with Twat and Wanker.
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;39980503]Yeah but George Osbourne isn't a cunt, he's way too clueless to be malicious, Cameron on the other hand, absolute, 100%, gaping, destroyed, beef curtain adorned cunt.[/QUOTE]
I'd say Osbourne is the perfect example of a Wanker.
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;39980546]If someone acts friendly to you, like calling you mate then put up your guard cause someones about to smack you in the gabber, if everyone is calling you cunt then you're probably in the clear.
Also if you're waiting in a queue the most british people will probably have an orgasm and declare how much they love queues.
Welcome to the empire.[/QUOTE]
If someone calls you a Cocksucking Yank, it means we like you.
[QUOTE=butt2089;39980824]Some see him as being a twat for 'austerity' - others for not cutting enough.
I'd imagine the majority of people calling him a twat think he's a posh rich boy with 'banker mates'
Might as well throw this in from the Telegaffe:
[t]http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/html/Years/2013/March/images/BudgetGovernmentFinal2.png[/t]
I think he's a twat for cutting everything but foreign aid - it makes no sense..[/QUOTE]
holy shit what happened with that Allistair guy
[QUOTE=daijitsu;39981030]holy shit what happened with that Allistair guy[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure that's when British banks started buying the debts of American banks expecting them to be able to pay them back, then they discovered the debts were toxic.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;39981030]holy shit what happened with that Allistair guy[/QUOTE]
2008 global recession.
Also, dodgy eyebrows.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/BQkYvq.jpg[/img]
Ahahah this is hilarious.
Should see some of the pictures they captioned with tweets:
[IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/20/6/enhanced-buzz-29365-1363776304-0.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=daijitsu;39981030]holy shit what happened with that Allistair guy[/QUOTE]
He gave tax breaks to the masses in the forms of VAT and pledged larger public investment to keep money in circulation, whilst imposing higher NIC and higher income tax for the rich (50p rate)
[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7745340.stm]Although, I can't seem to put my finger on where all that money went[/url]
You can see [url=http://www.indexmundi.com/g/g.aspx?v=66&c=uk&l=en]here[/url] that GDP growth plunged between 2008 and 2009 before surfacing into growth again since George Osborne took the reins.
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oh yeah, how could I forget
[quote]a £2,000 allowance was announced for a car more than 10 years old, if it is traded in for a new car[/quote]
2009 budget
[QUOTE=NoDachi;39980433]people who frequent the council provided peasant wagon.[/QUOTE]
This may be one of the funniest things I've ever read on Facepunch.
So what does square go-like even mean really?
[QUOTE=mac338;39981470]This may be one of the funniest things I've ever read on Facepunch.
So what does square go-like even mean really?[/QUOTE]
I challenge you to a duel.
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
But with broken buckfast bottles instead of swords.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980553]I'm a...
hang on let me see if I can do this.
I'm an... american country wanker.[/QUOTE]
Hows about a Yank wanker?
Bit redundant though. :v:
[QUOTE=butt2089;39981313]
[editline]a[/editline]
oh yeah, how could I forget
2009 budget[/QUOTE]
How was the scrappage scheme a bad idea? If the government were getting 17.5% back from each car that is a big chunk of the £2k if not some more, plus it meant people were out spending money
LOL
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPcUfRVB-iA[/media]
Pardon for Family guy... and the british people are ugly joke... and the "filming the TV ma'!" quality...
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980462]How to be British, add:
-You wot
-Twat
-Mate
To the end of each sentence.[/QUOTE]
That's not british, that's english...
[QUOTE=zeromancer;39982622]That's not british, that's english...[/QUOTE]
you wot, mate?
-A Scottish Person
[QUOTE=Hellduck;39982778]you wot, mate?
-A Scottish Person[/QUOTE]
*ye whit, pal?
[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;39982838]*ye whit, pal?[/QUOTE]
shut it ya bawbag
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
please dont hit me
[QUOTE=zeromancer;39982622]That's not british, that's english...[/QUOTE]
English, Scottish, Welsh and NI people do use these terms as well, they just have their own local versions too.
[QUOTE=Hellduck;39982858]shut it ya bawbag[/QUOTE]
"Shut yer bake, ya scrote." Northern Irish equivalent.
Thats Proper dead bad mateee
[QUOTE=Hellduck;39982858]shut it ya bawbag
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
please dont hit me[/QUOTE]
fuck you sayin te me pal?
[editline] dicks [/editline]
right ya wee scrote yer fuckin oot ae order
yer getting decked
here
square go RIGHT FUCKIN NOW BEFORE I CHIB YER SHITEY WEE CUNT FACE
[editline] shjit [/editline]
seriously though please don't kill me
for more information on how to speak like a scotsman, and an insight into daily scottish life, watch this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM[/media]
I was expecting someone with the name Twat from the title.