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[QUOTE=Hellduck;39982858]shut it ya bawbag [editline]20th March 2013[/editline] please dont hit me[/QUOTE] Aye, yer a gid cunt. [editline]21st March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Instant Mix;39984572]fuck you sayin te me pal? [editline] dicks [/editline] right ya wee scrote yer fuckin oot ae order yer getting decked here square go RIGHT FUCKIN NOW BEFORE I CHIB YER SHITEY WEE CUNT FACE [editline] shjit [/editline] seriously though please don't kill me for more information on how to speak like a scotsman, and an insight into daily scottish life, watch this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM[/media][/QUOTE] Shut yer fucking puss afore a git the yang team roond.
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;39980338]I laugh so much harder when I see european/british/im uncultured enough to not know where these come from insults than ones from my country. They're almost funny in nature rather than insulting! What is a briefcase wanker?[/QUOTE] oy gab that to me face m8 n see wot comes of it
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/w7u3Zm.png[/img] yeah pity about the thousands of other people incapable of work or inable to find it, you baldy fudgepacking twat.
[QUOTE=Roger Waters;39989256][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/w7u3Zm.png[/img] yeah pity about the thousands of other people incapable of work or inable to find it, you baldy fudgepacking twat.[/QUOTE] George "sterilise the poor" Osborne
He is a proper bellend I hope he gets assassinated
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/w7u3Zm.png[/img] Yes lets work hard and get on, oh only problem to that you fucking pillock is that you cut all finances in the public sector yet you still insist on having your massive cock in the foreign expenses pot. He cut the pension schemes, he cut any pay rise for the public sector, allowed inflation to continue, didn't allow people's income balance with it, he cut so much fucking funding to the NHS that he's essentially going "privatise it, we don't need this", they've cut expenses to road maintenance and thats only to name some. How the fuck are people meant to get jobs when they are dying out due to his stupid fucking plans, how the [B]FUCK[/B] am I meant to get a job when everywhere is [U]flooded as soon as they come up because there is hardly [B]fucking anything[/B] due to it not being financially safe to setup a new company or hire new staff[/U]. The public sector is suffering a lot and it's also having a knock on with the private sector. This guy is a complete fucking mindless wanker in his own little world, he's well past the twat line.
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;39989339][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/w7u3Zm.png[/img] Yes lets work hard and get on, oh only problem to that you fucking pillock is that you cut all finances in the public sector yet you still insist on having your massive cock in the foreign expenses pot. He cut the pension schemes, he cut any pay rise for the public sector, allowed inflation to continue, didn't allow people's income balance with it, he cut so much fucking funding to the NHS that he's essentially going "privatise it, we don't need this", they've cut expenses to road maintenance and thats only to name some. How the fuck are people meant to get jobs when they are dying out due to his stupid fucking plans, how the [B]FUCK[/B] am I meant to get a job when everywhere is [U]flooded as soon as they come up because there is hardly [B]fucking anything[/B] due to it not being financially safe to setup a new company or hire new staff[/U]. The public sector is suffering a lot and it's also having a knock on with the private sector. This guy is a complete fucking mindless wanker in his own little world, he's well past the twat line.[/QUOTE] Last week I saw a minimum wage job that required a first class degree. Its depressing as fuck.
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;39989339][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/w7u3Zm.png[/img] Yes lets work hard and get on, oh only problem to that you fucking pillock is that you cut all finances in the public sector yet you still insist on having your massive cock in the foreign expenses pot. He cut the pension schemes, he cut any pay rise for the public sector, allowed inflation to continue, didn't allow people's income balance with it, he cut so much fucking funding to the NHS that he's essentially going "privatise it, we don't need this", they've cut expenses to road maintenance and thats only to name some. How the fuck are people meant to get jobs when they are dying out due to his stupid fucking plans, how the [B]FUCK[/B] am I meant to get a job when everywhere is [U]flooded as soon as they come up because there is hardly [B]fucking anything[/B] due to it not being financially safe to setup a new company or hire new staff[/U]. The public sector is suffering a lot and it's also having a knock on with the private sector. This guy is a complete fucking mindless wanker in his own little world, he's well past the twat line.[/QUOTE] As much as I may dislike George Osborne and disagree with his policies, your tantrum is so biased and in places just plain wrong. Pay rises in the private sector have also been small ~3% on average, the public sector has increased by 1% - both behind the increase in cost of living, but only the public sector retaining the juicy pensions. Inflation continues endlessly and the target for most central banks is 2%, in 2012 it's been hovering around [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2009/mar/09/inflation-economics]2.5%[/url] - how can you criticise him for letting it 'continue'? When you mention he cut pension schemes, what are you referring to? The amount received from a state pension or pension scheme contributions, or even pension scheme payouts and terms? [quote]He cut so much fucking funding to the NHS[/quote] No money was 'cut', the increase was 0.7% behind inflation.. [quote]based on 2011/12 prices, £105.1bn in 2009/10; £104.4bn in 2010/11 – a fall of 0.6 per cent; and £104.3bn in 2011/12, a further fall of 0.1 per cent [url=http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/nhs-spending-has-been-cut-tories-forced-to-admit-8395976.html]source[/url] [/quote] Whilst your job situation is unfortunate, unemployment is not spiraling out of control as it is in Greece or Spain - and unemployment is not endemic to the UK and has barely risen since 2010 (although the population continues to) I mean in the US unemployment is at 7.7%, in the UK it's 7.8% - in Greece it's 26.8% and [I]rising[/I]. Under Labour for 13 years the lowest they got was 4.6% unemployment - switch it around and that's a difference between 95.4% employment then and 92.2% employment now. US: [img]https://www.google.co.uk/chart?cht=lxy&chd=s:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz012345679,fegijllnpsvy125556798877886555557432222322220zyyyxyyyxvwvvwu&chds=0.0,1.0&chs=160x101&chco=287bf5ff&chls=2.0,1.0,0.0&chxt=x,r,x,r&chxs=0,333333,0,0,tl,333333%7C1,333333,0,-1,tl,333333%7C2,000000,11.5,-1,tl,333333%7C3,000000,11.5,-1,tl,333333&chxtc=0,2%7C1,2%7C2,0%7C3,0&chm=h,cccccc,0,1,1,1%7Ch,cccccc,0,0.5,1,-1&chxp=2,0,82%7C3,5,50,95&chxl=0:%7C2008%7C2013%7C1:%7C0%25%7C5%25%7C10%25%7C2:%7C2008%7C2013%7C3:%7C0%25%7C5%25%7C10%25[/img] UK: [img]https://www.google.co.uk/chart?cht=lxy&chd=s:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdeghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz012345679,fefffffghijjlmnorsuuwwvvuuuwwwvvvuuvvuvuuuvwwyyyzyyyxxwwwvvv&chds=0.0,1.0&chs=160x101&chco=287bf5ff&chls=2.0,1.0,0.0&chxt=x,r,x,r&chxs=0,333333,0,0,tl,333333%7C1,333333,0,-1,tl,333333%7C2,000000,11.5,-1,tl,333333%7C3,000000,11.5,-1,tl,333333&chxtc=0,2%7C1,2%7C2,0%7C3,0&chm=h,cccccc,0,1,1,1%7Ch,cccccc,0,0.5,1,-1&chxp=2,0,82%7C3,5,50,95&chxl=0:%7C2007%7C2012%7C1:%7C0%25%7C5%25%7C10%25%7C2:%7C2007%7C2012%7C3:%7C0%25%7C5%25%7C10%25[/img] Greece: [img]https://www.google.co.uk/chart?cht=lxy&chd=s:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdeghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz012345679,QQPQQPOPPPPPPRSSSSSSTTTUUVVWXXYZZabccdeeggiijlmoqrrssuwyyz12&chds=0.0,1.0&chs=160x101&chco=287bf5ff&chls=2.0,1.0,0.0&chxt=x,r,x,r&chxs=0,333333,0,0,tl,333333%7C1,333333,0,-1,tl,333333%7C2,000000,11.5,-1,tl,333333%7C3,000000,11.5,-1,tl,333333&chxtc=0,2%7C1,2%7C2,0%7C3,0&chm=h,cccccc,0,1,1,1%7Ch,cccccc,0,0.5,1,-1&chxp=2,0,82%7C3,5,50,95&chxl=0:%7C2007%7C2012%7C1:%7C0%25%7C15%25%7C30%25%7C2:%7C2007%7C2012%7C3:%7C0%25%7C15%25%7C30%25[/img] Also, take a good look at how the deficit increased under Darling, quite a mammoth task he has don't you think? [t]http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/html/Years/2013/March/images/BudgetGovernmentFinal2.png[/t] But please, as you appear to be so passionate about it, what are your suggestions for: 1. Increasing growth 2. Reducing the deficit from over £100 billion 3. Reducing the public debt from over £1 trillion Without cutting spending of course
[QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]Pay rises in the private sector have also been small ~3% on average, the public sector has increased by 1% - both behind the increase in cost of living, but only the public sector retaining the juicy pensions.[/QUOTE] Mom works as an accountant at the NHS, her paycheck was cut back by 3%. My dad is the fucking IT manager for Southport and Ormskirk hospital, he hasn't had a payrise in over 6 fucking years and they are fucking him around because even though he's the manager, on paper he isn't, he's just "acting up", they've done this to the technicians, the nurses and even some of the doctors. He's meant to be on a band 6 wage, instead he's on the high end of a band 4, doing work he shouldn't because he's not being paid for it but guess what, there isn't anyone else who is qualified enough to do it. [QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]Inflation continues endlessly and the target for most central banks is 2%, in 2012 it's been hovering around [URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2009/mar/09/inflation-economics"]2.5%[/URL] - how can you criticise him for letting it 'continue'?[/QUOTE] I can criticise him for not being open about his plans to do anything about it, so far all we've seen is him faffing around since 2010 and not actually put anything but cuts in place, he's only looking short term, he never fucking bothered at the big picture. He just wanted to cut expenses and quick which is something he shouldn't have done, especially from things which are internal to this country. [QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]When you mention he cut pension schemes, what are you referring to? The amount received from a state pension or pension scheme contributions, or even pension scheme payouts and terms?[/QUOTE] Pretty much everything about what he's done to the pension schemes, why the fuck do you think there was so many people striking yesterday? My dad's pension is now worth fuckall, he can't pay in the amount they are asking as its a massive chunk of his wage, not to mention the amount of fucking around it took for him to get it in the first place, when he first started working for the NHS they wouldn't let him into the scheme because he hadn't worked there long enough, then when he finally gets into it, they turn around and state he can't pay in anything because this genius changed the regulations again once he got and because his account was never actually setup even though it should have been, he's had to make a new one which is for some bullshit reason, linked to his old yet he can't pay in anything to the old one, so now his money is all over the fucking place instead of being in one scheme. [QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]No money was 'cut', the increase was 0.7% behind inflation..[/QUOTE] Hospital budgets were cut, I don't know where the fuck you're getting your information from but they cut a lot of funding to departments within each hospital and forced some to discharge employees. [QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]Whilst your job situation is unfortunate, unemployment is not spiralling out of control as it is in Greece or Spain - and unemployment is not endemic to the UK and has barely risen since 2010 (although the population continues to) I mean in the US unemployment is at 7.7%, in the UK it's 7.8% - in Greece it's 26.8% and [I]rising[/I]. Under Labour for 13 years the lowest they got was 4.6% unemployment - switch it around and that's a difference between 95.4% employment then and 92.2% employment now.[/QUOTE] You're not looking at regions, North West has one the highest unemployment rate currently and the North East is even worse and there is very little coming in to help solve that, I can't afford to move somewhere else for work like a lot of people currently. There's more money going to areas down south that could be funnelled better up north but there's always been this shitty bias where the south is better funded. [QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]Also, take a good look at how the deficit increased under Darling, quite a mammoth task he has don't you think? [t]http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/html/Years/2013/March/images/BudgetGovernmentFinal2.png[/t][/QUOTE] Bravo you can quote a graph, everyone knows Darling wasn't good but most of that deficit wasn't actually his fault, it was the banks loaning out money that couldn't be repaid that got us into this shitstorm. [QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]But please, as you appear to be so passionate about it, what are your suggestions for: 1. Increasing growth 2. Reducing the deficit from over £100 billion 3. Reducing the public debt from over £1 trillion[/QUOTE] Focus more onto public services, transport and education. Focus on [I]long term construction work[/I] and research development. Avoid slashing away large chunks for the short term good report numbers. [QUOTE=butt2089;39989646]Without cutting spending of course[/QUOTE] And you're full of shit you know by pulling that, there will be cuts but nothing on the scale that he's doing, if it was me I'd put more into cutting foreign expenses, expenses for keeping people in this country who shouldn't be here, cut down military expenses and get the fuck out of the middle east because fuck knows why we're there in the first place. Its not an easy task but he's going at it the wrong way and its affecting a lot of people hugely. Also I apologize for the strong language but I'd rather describe it fully instead of making it cushy.
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;39990471]Mom works as an accountant at the NHS, her paycheck was cut back by 3%. My dad is the fucking IT manager for Southport and Ormskirk hospital, he hasn't had a payrise in over 6 fucking years and they are fucking him around because even though he's the manager, on paper he isn't, he's just "acting up", they've done this to the technicians, the nurses and even some of the doctors. He's meant to be on a band 6 wage, instead he's on the high end of a band 4, doing work he shouldn't because he's not being paid for it but guess what, there isn't anyone else who is qualified enough to do it.[/QUOTE] Well officially the public sector pay rises are capped at 1%, I'm not going to accept your own personal story as some form of evidence.. Besides who are 'they' - George Osborne and the gang? [QUOTE]I can criticise him for not being open about his plans to do anything about it, so far all we've seen is him faffing around since 2010 and not actually put anything but cuts in place, he's only looking short term, he never fucking bothered at the big picture. He just wanted to cut expenses and quick which is something he shouldn't have done, especially from things which are internal to this country.[/QUOTE] That's not a criticism of his 'action' on inflation, it's been held quite steady and effected by QE which is BoE policy. [QUOTE]Pretty much everything about what he's done to the pension schemes, why the fuck do you think there was so many people striking yesterday? My dad's pension is now worth fuckall, he can't pay in the amount they are asking as its a massive chunk of his wage, not to mention the amount of fucking around it took for him to get it in the first place, when he first started working for the NHS they wouldn't let him into the scheme because he hadn't worked there long enough, then when he finally gets into it, they turn around and state he can't pay in anything because this genius changed the regulations again once he got and because his account was never actually setup even though it should have been, he's had to make a new one which is for some bullshit reason, linked to his old yet he can't pay in anything to the old one, so now his money is all over the fucking place instead of being in one scheme.[/QUOTE] The majority of private pension schemes are worth 'fuck all', again, I'm not going to accept your Dad's story as evidence, especially considering both your parents are hospital workers - seems dodgy. [QUOTE]Hospital budgets were cut, I don't know where the fuck you're getting your information from but they cut a lot of funding to departments within each hospital and forced some to discharge employees.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/nhs-spending-has-been-cut-tories-forced-to-admit-8395976.html]Right here[/url], it was in my post [QUOTE]You're not looking at regions, North West has one the highest unemployment rate currently and the North East is even worse and there is very little coming in to help solve that, I can't afford to move somewhere else for work like a lot of people currently. There's more money going to areas down south that could be funnelled better up north but there's always been this shitty bias where the south is better funded.[/QUOTE] Okay, have a look at regional information [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10604117]here[/url], seems pretty spread out to me. Shitty bias to the south? Remind me where the 3 banks that required bailouts were located? Oh yeah, up north - all Labour heartlands. [QUOTE]Bravo you can quote a graph, everyone knows Darling wasn't good but most of that deficit wasn't actually his fault, it was the banks loaning out money that couldn't be repaid that got us into this shitstorm.[/QUOTE] Bravo you can't read a graph, it says excluding financial intervention i.e not the bank bailouts - so it clearly was his fault. Also the majority of money the banks were 'bailed' out with were guarantees that were never paid and are due to expire. [QUOTE]Focus more onto public services, transport and education. Focus on [I]long term construction work[/I] and research development. Avoid slashing away large chunks for the short term good report numbers.[/QUOTE] So your solution is clearly long term, by the time any of this will take effect the budget will have been running a deficit of £100 billion for years and the debt would most likely have doubled, including the interest on those debts. [QUOTE]And you're full of shit you know by pulling that, there will be cuts but nothing on the scale that he's doing, if it was me I'd put more into cutting foreign expenses, expenses for keeping people in this country who shouldn't be here, cut down military expenses and get the fuck out of the middle east because fuck knows why we're there in the first place.[/QUOTE] [url=https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8dY-3hzSftCMng5TFBkaFdSb3M/edit?pli=1]Taking my figures from here[/url], let's see how much your cuts would be worth: - Foreign expenses = £7.8 bn, of which you could drastically cut around £6 bn. - Keeping people who shouldn't be here = £5 bn, JSA, NHS - hard to quantify, how would you even get rid of these people? - Cut down military expenses, e.g Afghanistan = £3.6 bn, MoD is already having spending cuts So you've got a whopping big total of £16.4 bn - yet you still have a budget deficit of almost exactly £100 bn [QUOTE]Its not an easy task but he's going at it the wrong way and its affecting a lot of people hugely. Also I apologize for the strong language but I'd rather describe it fully instead of making it cushy.[/QUOTE] Seems like we're fucked either way - people need to understand that we overspent and lived beyond our means for years and we need to now take a hit in our standards in order to recover.
"You sir, are a cock." I fucking lost it
why do brits get super butthurt when a non-brit doesn't understand their slang. all you have to do is tell them what it means and that's the end of it.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;39989379]Last week I saw a minimum wage job that required a first class degree. Its depressing as fuck.[/QUOTE] Meh, the jobmarket's always been retarded like that. They ask for cheap labour straight out of school, but with five years of job experience. The point is they do it to scare off lazy applicants. [QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;39990866]why do brits get super butthurt when a non-brit doesn't understand their slang. all you have to do is tell them what it means and that's the end of it.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuGzH3Ne5w[/media]
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;39990866]why do brits get super butthurt when a non-brit doesn't understand their slang. all you have to do is tell them what it means and that's the end of it.[/QUOTE] Because it wouldn't be as fun if everyone was polite.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;39990866]why do brits get super butthurt when a non-brit doesn't understand their slang. all you have to do is tell them what it means and that's the end of it.[/QUOTE] huh
Ignorant American here. What's the difference between Aussie and British accents? They sound the same to me.
[QUOTE=EvilPengy;39981077]Ahahah this is hilarious. Should see some of the pictures they captioned with tweets: [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/20/6/enhanced-buzz-29365-1363776304-0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] :(
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;39991536]Ignorant American here. What's the difference between Aussie and British accents? They sound the same to me.[/QUOTE] Well since "British" covers 4 countries, you can't pin it down to a single accent.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;39990866]why do brits get super butthurt when a non-brit doesn't understand their slang. all you have to do is tell them what it means and that's the end of it.[/QUOTE] I'm getting the feeling here you missed the first couple of pages where I was rather nicely tutored on the usage of the term "wanker". I sensed no hurt of the butt from them, rather only praise as I caught on.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;39991536]Ignorant American here. What's the difference between Aussie and British accents? They sound the same to me.[/QUOTE] See a doctor about your hearing problems, then.
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