• Tiger Woods taking 'indefinite break' from golf
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oh god the puns, make them stop
I hope he goes poor and ends up how he was before he ever started golf. Then, by the time he realizes how much golf really meant to him, no one accepts him. [editline]09:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18872649]Tiger Woods is like Magic Johnson. I don't care that Magic got HIV, he'll always be a great basketball player.[/QUOTE] He didn't contract an STD, he chose to cheat on his wife, multiple times.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18872699]I hope he goes poor and ends up how he was before he ever started golf. Then, by the time he realizes how much golf really meant to him, no one accepts him. [editline]09:44PM[/editline] He didn't contract an STD, he chose to cheat on his wife, multiple times.[/QUOTE] I thought that was how Magic got HIV. :raise:
This thread is so [i]pun[/i]ishing.
Tiger has a good plan- Marry a hot young Swedish nanny(all the better to watch your kids while you chase pussy) Bang every chick, skank or not, that you can get your hands on. Enjoy till the inevitable, you get caught. Say you're sorry and beg your wife to not take your money...I mean, forgive you and give you a second chance. Say you've turned over a new leaf, you're a new man. Prove it by 'giving up golf', the thing that means more to you than anything else(except pussy). Lay low for a while, just getting high or something, while giving your sport time to miss you. Announce your comeback! Start owning again and everyone will love you more than before and the endorsements come rolling in, bigger than ever!
what's the difference between a golf ball and an escalade tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards
I find his attitude sub par. [editline]07:17PM[/editline] His only hole in one was that one hot cocktail waitress. He must have met her at a club.
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;18873370]what's the difference between a golf ball and an escalade tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards[/QUOTE] Hahaha nice.
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;18873370]what's the difference between a golf ball and an escalade tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards[/QUOTE] why did i laugh
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;18873370]what's the difference between a golf ball and an escalade tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards[/QUOTE] I'm afraid that any sub par golf player I told that to wood end up wringing my neck.
Reading this thread while a news clip about him is on TV. When will he ever go away?
[QUOTE=DeathDoom;18874781]Reading this thread while a news clip about him is on TV. When will he ever go away?[/QUOTE] When some artist dies.
Good. I fucking hate tiger woods
more like cheetah woods amirite
holy shit media is annoying as fuck. The only reason why they are on his ass is because he was pictured as 'perfect' so to say. He never really did much wrong and succeeded in life.
He's a fairways from getting out of this rough patch.
[QUOTE=Dude902;18870536]Tiger Woods is black.[/QUOTE] No he's Asian. (insert witty golf pun here)
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18870732]I'll admit his behavior hasn't been [I]up to par[/I] from a role model, but if I had to [I]hazard [/I]a guess, it looks like he's [I]wedged [/I]himself into quite the situation, and he's afraid he'll [I]drive [/I]his loved ones away. I just hope he can [I]iron [/I]out all his problems. I can understand why some people are really [I]teed [/I]off by his behavior, but he's still just a human, and it takes a lot of [I]balls [/I]to admit your mistakes.[/QUOTE] Genius.
When did all this shit with tiger happend?
cheer up tiger, everyone gets one mulligan
I never really wanted to be like Tiger Woods until now. Be rich, have sex with lots of women. :smug:
The media is a credit to the lives of famous people Deniers will be shot :cop:
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18875773]No he's Asian. (insert witty golf pun here)[/QUOTE] He's Blasian.
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