Florida Man Uses Infant as Stun Gun Shield, Police Say - Polidicks

Well, here's hoping the [I]charges[/I] land him in jail for a long time. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=davidofmk771;19430526]What the fuck, that dude is stupid. A baby isn't big enough to block a stun gun.[/QUOTE] But the baby would be electrocuted.

You have encountered wild Criminal! You use taser on wild Criminal. Wild Criminal uses Baby Shield! It isn't very effective...

[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;19430759]This is racial profiling. White man: Cares for baby while shot at. Black man: Uses baby as shield.[/QUOTE] Apparently he said "tase the baby" So yeah obviously if a white man had done that people would just think he's caring for the baby. :raise:

Looks like he'll get a [b]tase[/b]te of his own medicine!

[b]Watt[/b] an awful thing to do!

Do you think that the baby will have [b]stun[/b]ted growth?

No wait! don't tase me! Tase my baby instead!

Read infant as elephant. :v:

That baby must have had one hell of a [i]shock[/i]. [editline]06:04PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Aurora93;19430854][img]http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/giant_baby_450.jpg[/img] What...the..fuck...[/QUOTE] :wtc:

[QUOTE=Vexont;19434252] :wtc:[/QUOTE] :iiam:

That baby's a sculpture, just so you know.

This man will soon find himself in a circuit court

[QUOTE=bravehat;19431157]Only racial profiling if theres no proof.[/QUOTE] Cept where he said "tase the baby"

If this thread were about a man using a kitten to shield himself, there wouldn't be so many puns.

Looks like he was arrested for [i][b]resistance[/b][/i], not [i][b]battery[/b][/i]. Maybe he'll be tried in a [i][b]circuit[/b][/i] court. [i][b]Current[/b][/i]ly, we don't know what the [i][b]power[/b][/i] will do. [i][b]Electricity Puns[/b][/i].

What did he get [i]charged[/i] with? Assault and [i]battery[/i]? I'm just [i]stunned[/i] by this [i]shockingly negative[/i] behaviour. Everyone knows babies are good conductors. This is just another point about how fucked up things conduct our attentions.

Duck, shoot in leg, problem solved.

[QUOTE=slbobo;19430075]dont tase me bwo[/QUOTE] I laughed so hard [editline]05:37PM[/editline] All these people suggesting that the cop should have shot past the baby, think about it for a second. The criminal is holding the baby. The criminal gets stunned and loses control over his muscles. What happens to the baby then? Well I guess it starts falling towards the pavement, which isn't good now is it?

[QUOTE=Aurora93;19430008]also, lol foxnews shit, replaced with a better article[/QUOTE] Your extreme bias is troubling. I fear for the sanity of the next generation, incapable of having an original, coherent thought.

[QUOTE=Jenkem;19445183]Your extreme bias is troubling. I fear for the sanity of the next generation, incapable of having an original, coherent thought.[/QUOTE] I fear for the sanity of people that think Fox is a good news source.

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;19440563]If this thread were about a man using a kitten to shield himself, there wouldn't be so many puns.[/QUOTE] Your right, there would be more!

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;19440563]If this thread were about a man using a kitten to shield himself, there wouldn't be so many puns.[/QUOTE] A man would have to be a real pussy to do that.

[QUOTE=stupid10er;19430276]This is so [i]shocking[/i]![/QUOTE] That was so shitty, I [I]came.[/I] :v:

Ohm dear.

This story would have sent [I]shockwaves[/I] throughout the local community. :c00l:

What kind of person has the capacity to do this? Bet this case is going to generate some controversy.