• Bethesda charges gamers with the ultimate quest
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I bet it's just a piece of extremely exclusive DLC weapon for Skyrim
"That's a nice name, where did it originate from?" "...Uh...a videogame"
[QUOTE=GodKing;28192937]Something stupid? What will you name your kid, Brian? Mark? That's original.[/QUOTE] So names need to be original and unique now ? what you gonna name your kid ? BrianXL9567 ? So what's your name ? It's uhhh... er Dovahkinn
it should have just been fargoth "I CAN SEE WE ARE GOING TO BE GOOD FRIENDS!"
Dovahkiin? Almost sounds like "doofes Kind" which is German and means "dumb kid".
I actually hope someone wins this.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;28187889]Their child would be a failure.[/QUOTE] yeah the name determines whether or whether not they're a 'failure' (well, unless you name them 'hitler' or something, then they would run into trouble)
Yeah, but then if you have a baby you can't game hard at Skyrim because you have to take care of it and stuff.
Cool quest, but unfortunately I put too few points into Charisma so I won't be able to finish it I'm afraid.
does a c section count
I will name him Adoring Fan
[QUOTE=Fycix;28191968]Wait why does an [u]Elder Scrolls[/u] game have a named protagonist? What the fuck.[/QUOTE] It could be one of the default name things.
Still better than Aryan Nation that some neo-nazi named his kid.
Sounds Eastern European. Wouldn't be a big deal as a name.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;28200194]It could be one of the default name things.[/QUOTE] It means dragonborn, it's a title not a name
You guys are all gonna be jealous when the prize is a real life dragon that lets you fly it.
30 Achievement points!
[QUOTE=Moose;28188010]send her my way[/QUOTE] You mean the dog? :lol:
I'm level 88 at sneaking so secretly impregnating a woman should be easy.
i'd only do this if i was already going to have a child around then
I wouldn't be surprised at seeing something for this on Craigslist.
My girlfriend may be pregnant... Challenge accepted. Part 2: convince your significant other to actually name the child Dovahkiin
Something like this happened back in the day where a guy won something for naming his kid Turok, but he soon changed the kid's name to something normal in a week or so.
[QUOTE=Fycix;28191968]Wait why does an [u]Elder Scrolls[/u] game have a named protagonist? What the fuck.[/QUOTE] "Dovahkiin" means "Dragorn born." It's not a name, it means he/she is born from a king or such. [editline]22nd February 2011[/editline] Dammit, where did this extra page come from. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;28187805]It's too late anyway[/QUOTE] To all the people that voted dumb for this post, PILLS HERE! is not far off. This is about 3 days from being late, the usual human pregnancy is 259 days to 294 days, and there are only 262 days until the 11th of November.
My body is ready plant the seed, Bethesdian overlords
Brb gettin laid
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;28187812]Pretty hard quest considering most gamers have it hard enough getting within ten feet of a girl.[/QUOTE] Rated zing! yeah! fuck us!
Dovahkiin sounds like a drug :v:
It might be stupid, but hell it sounds bloody awesome!
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