• N. Korean general says Pyongyang has nuke-tipped ICBMs on standby
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[QUOTE=Blanketspace;39843814]This stuff about nukes is a diversion, I heard that NK was developing the Chaos Dunk. That's why Rodman went: to stop them from getting [B]Jams[/B] of [B]Mass Destruction[/B].[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;YMOupjXjako]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOupjXjako[/video]
[video=youtube;UBzigaTSPZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBzigaTSPZY[/video]
[QUOTE=Nat562;39862649][video=youtube;UBzigaTSPZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBzigaTSPZY[/video][/QUOTE] 1 like = 1 prayer
This wouldn't be happening if the U.S. decided to let the Korean people declare independence and not create two Koreas.
If you guys look at the map, it really makes good sense: [url]http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073[/url] This is the average penis size chart of the world. Look at Korea. Everyone in the world swings their dick around every now and then, but Korea is just so loud because they are so damn small!
[QUOTE=Trainbike;39842781]Everyone always says this as if such a thing would be an easy fight. Newsflash, it would be likely be super-mega bloody and hard fought. I don't doubt that SK and their western allies would win eventually, but to just brush it off like it would be a quick "in and out regime change" job is incredibly naive.[/QUOTE] Yeah man, It'll be just like Vietnam, and Iraq. Quick, clean, and simple. We're just here to enforce the peace.
[QUOTE=Smugleaf;39863132]This wouldn't be happening if the U.S. decided to let the Korean people declare independence and not create two Koreas.[/QUOTE] because i'm sure the USSR would've also been down for korean independence, right?
[QUOTE=markg06;39842484]Well they did rescind the ceasefire agreement the other day, last I heard it was over UN sanctions basically cutting off what Kim Jong Un likes.[/QUOTE] they did that 4 times in the last ten years
[QUOTE=lekkimsm;39863187]If you guys look at the map, it really makes good sense: [url]http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073[/url] This is the average penis size chart of the world. Look at Korea. Everyone in the world swings their dick around every now and then, but Korea is just so loud because they are so damn small![/QUOTE] What. How do penises relate to nuclear war?
[QUOTE=lekkimsm;39863187]If you guys look at the map, it really makes good sense: [url]http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073[/url] This is the average penis size chart of the world. Look at Korea. Everyone in the world swings their dick around every now and then, but Korea is just so loud because they are so damn small![/QUOTE] i seriously doubt NK has provided the rest of the world with the penis-size statistics of their country,
[QUOTE=Chrille;39863272]i seriously doubt NK has provided the rest of the world with the penis-size statistics of their country,[/QUOTE] must be western propaganda
[QUOTE=Chrille;39863272]i seriously doubt NK has provided the rest of the world with the penis-size statistics of their country,[/QUOTE] Everyone knows that Kim Jong-un's penis is 14 inch flaccid!
What are they hoping to achieve with this. It's not even funny anymore, they make new statement regarding their nukes literally every day. 03.01 "We have nukes" 03.02 "Oh we totally have them" 03.03 "Seriously!" 03.04 "And we are going to use them" 03.05 "We're going to use them" 03.06 "Yes, we are. We are soooo going to use them" 03.07 "It will be glorious"
What if they are trying to look incompetent to throw our guards off, and then they'll take the world by storm and rule the planet?
[QUOTE=Kopimi;39845942]What if NK has been faking incompetence with failed missiles and they're actually really well equipped for nuclear war[/QUOTE] thats exactly what i have been thinking not that i think it's true. [i]what if[/i]
[QUOTE=TonyP;39863575]What if they are trying to look incompetent to throw our guards off, and then they'll take the world by storm and rule the planet?[/QUOTE] I seriously doubt the actual leaders under-estimate any threats.
[QUOTE=TonyP;39863575]What if they are trying to look incompetent to throw our guards off, and then they'll take the world by storm and rule the planet?[/QUOTE] Except North Korea actually is incompetent.
I was only kidding.
Breaking news The Great Leader, Kim Jung Un is decided to launch the ICBM to the Washington [img]http://www.gasengi.com/data/cheditor4/1303/f4da8fa7b9c65414053ed6b9bc0f15ff_4n2pPQR5.jpg[/img]
North Korea won't launch nuclear bombs at SK and invade them. I promise to eat my own hair if they do.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39871767]North Korea won't launch nuclear bombs at SK and invade them. I promise to eat my own hair if they do.[/QUOTE] Screenshotted. I want before and after pics.
[QUOTE=download;39842302]Lol. Firstly, it's unlikely their bomb is anywhere small enough at this stage. The first American bombs were in the order of 4 tonnes each. Their rockets aren't anywhere capable of launching it any great distance. It took the US 10 years to get it down to a reasonable size and that was with billions of dollars in research, something NK lacks Secondly, have the fixed the exploding rocket issue yet?[/QUOTE] Don't worry, they've fixed the issue, it now goes for a minute [B]BEFORE[/B] exploding!!
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39871767]North Korea won't launch nuclear bombs at SK and invade them. I promise to eat my own hair if they do.[/QUOTE] We'll find out tomorrow i suppose. [editline]10th March 2013[/editline] And yes, I agree that the chance of them invading or attacking with nuclear weapons is nil.
Wait what is going on tomorrow exactly?
[QUOTE=Bliblixe;39872087]Wait what is going on tomorrow exactly?[/QUOTE] The armistice is cancelled, according to NK.
[QUOTE=Bliblixe;39872087]Wait what is going on tomorrow exactly?[/QUOTE] The U.S. and S.K. begin military drills which N.K. calls "aggression".
Yearly Drills? Aggression Turning Washington DC into a lake of fire with nuclear weapons? Rational and fair defense
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;39849863]yeah well that asshole never met me [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] this is exactly what the world needs [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Terrible posting record, again trivializing mass death of civilians" - Megafan))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Play Russian roulette with a fully loaded assault rifle.
[QUOTE=Bloodprime;39871870]Screenshotted. I want before and after pics.[/QUOTE] And to add onto that, I'll eat my hat if NK does anything.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;39872834]Play Russian roulette with a fully loaded assault rifle.[/QUOTE] There's a video of a wedding where they were playing Russian Roulette with an automatic You can guess how that went
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