Was Paula Abdul the one with a voice that sounded like a thousand cats having a voilent bondadge orgy on a chalkboard? The only person on tv that makes me jump for a remote faster than a cat out of a dryer?
I like Ellen DeGeneres, her completely unflamboyant and almost mundane comedy doesn't fit at all, which will make it a bit less unbearable to watch.
[QUOTE=Isotope;17224713]Was Paula Abdul the one with a voice that sounded like a thousand cats having a voilent bondadge orgy on a chalkboard? The only person on tv that makes me jump for a remote faster than a cat out of a dryer?[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I got shivers from that description. Hate that damn chalkboard noise.
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[QUOTE=thisispain;17224726]I like Ellen DeGeneres, her completely unflamboyant and almost mundane comedy doesn't fit at all, which will make it a bit less unbearable to watch.[/QUOTE]
Why watch it at all, despite Ellen?
[quote]nd think of all the [b]money[/b] I'll save from not having to text in my vote."[/quote].
Oh noes, she's a jew.
I hope they don't cancel the Ellen Degeneres show for this :ohdear:
[QUOTE=TH89;17223985][img]http://maruschak.net/__oneclick_uploads/2009/03/dory.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
She'll forget it.
What's wrong with Ellen?
I love her!! <3
This better be true! I really want to see how she and Simon get along. :D
I think she's a funny person, but I don't know if she will be a credit to the show.
Lets just hope her outrageous shenanigans doesn't get in the way, that's all.
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@4:36, they'll get along just fineeee.
simon: i* like girls, you know...
ellen: ME TOO :)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4m0KblHEzE[/media]
I like her actually, although I don't watch American Idol.
You have got to be kidding me.. :geno:
She's definitely going to bring comedy to the show, but I think she's a little too nice to judge the preliminaries.
I'm sure she's going to be like every guest judge, she'll just going to be nice.
Or for lulz, she'll flirt with all the girl contestants, hot.
Oh great. Now I can't even watch the goddamn auditions anymore. Fucking lesbian unfunny bitch.
[QUOTE=It.;17226653]Oh great. Now I can't even watch the goddamn auditions anymore. Fucking lesbian unfunny bitch.[/QUOTE]
Shes going to be a judge for the entire show. I guess you wont be watching it anymore.
Anyways I think they picked her because she is a supporting person that Paula was to the contestants.
[QUOTE=It.;17226653]Oh great. Now I can't even watch the goddamn auditions anymore. Fucking lesbian unfunny bitch.[/QUOTE]
if you think being gay or a lesbian is a bad thing, you're human trash
hope this helps
[QUOTE=It.;17226653]Oh great. Now I can't even watch the goddamn auditions anymore. Fucking lesbian unfunny bitch.[/QUOTE]
Well you're an ignorant homophobe, which isn't any better.
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[QUOTE=jordguitar;17226998]Shes going to be a judge for the entire show. I guess you wont be watching it anymore.
Anyways I think they picked her because she is a supporting person that Paula was to the contestants.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, they're both just as crazy.
[QUOTE=KaIibos;17224470][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXWlcSXSB4[/media][/QUOTE]
Haha
"And each student will get their own laptop"
"[b]REEAAAAALLY?![/b]"
Sold!
[QUOTE=It.;17226653]Oh great. Now I can't even watch the goddamn auditions anymore. Fucking lesbian unfunny bitch.[/QUOTE]
Her show is way more entertaining than American Idol. Aside from Conan, who is number one and absolutely godlike in terms of entertainment/comedy, Ellen is my favourite talk show host.
[QUOTE=kmathis;17224317]what experience does ellen have in the music industry
just wondering[/QUOTE]
She was the bassist in Joy Divison.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zo4JdTfDw0[/media]
She would sometimes play this song on the show.
Lets hire somebody else who knows nothing about music... how about... Gabe Newell
[QUOTE=Dan2593;17231844]Lets hire somebody else who knows nothing about music... how about... Gabe Newell[/QUOTE]
Heh. If they hired Gabe Newell, THEN IT WOULD TAKE A REALLY LONG TIME FOR HIM TO JUDGE.
Because Vavle takes a long time for their games to come out.
That's why it's funny.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17231866]Heh. If they hired Gabe Newell, THEN IT WOULD TAKE A REALLY LONG TIME FOR HIM TO JUDGE.
Because Vavle takes a long time for their games to come out. That's why it's funny.[/QUOTE]
Good, maybe the show would be cancelled.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;17231882]Good, maybe the show would be cancelled.[/QUOTE]
But where else would I watch terrible singers humiliate themselves in front of millions of people?
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oh yeah youtube
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17231908]But where else would I watch terrible singers humiliate themselves in front of millions of people?
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oh yeah youtube[/QUOTE]
I don't care. I got along just fine with television in the '80s and '90s, before this kind of tripe.
None of us watch the show, so no one really cares.
she waz born in da big easy so itz a plus 4 me
She wont ruin the show.
The show will ruin her.
:frown:
im going to watch this now, just for her :v:
[img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/10/alg_ellen.jpg[/img]
"I'm thrilled to be the new judge on American Idol"
[img]http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h4/timebmb757/seinfield.gif[/img]
Seriously, I think the music industry just got worse, she has NOTHING to do with music.
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