• Ant mega-colony takes over world
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Starship Troopers looked like a shitty B-movie, and then I watched, and it was way better than I thought it would be. I lol'd at that part where the Mormon colonists got slaughtered.
I for one welcome this time of change. Tis is a marvelous thing!
[QUOTE=kuroi_double;15825097]Starship Troopers looked like a shitty B-movie, and then I watched, and it was way better than I thought it would be. I lol'd at that part where the Mormon colonists got slaughtered.[/QUOTE] Experience Starship Troopers, the only movie in existence that can pull off every genre at the same time. [editline]06:07PM[/editline] [QUOTE=lum1naire;15825320]I for one welcome this time of change. Tis is a marvelous thing![/QUOTE] Peace with the Ant allies! Forever may they aide us in galactic conquest.
Time to resort to Chem Warfare.
NO! May they aide us in galactic conquest for all eternity. Also, google ads never fail: [img]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKbCkprmjtz_WRDYBRhPMgiHBUrSBL07VA[/img]
Epic
We need Bug Bombs. Lots and lots of Bug Bombs.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Jet_Force_Gemini_box.jpg[/img] first thought that came to my mind [editline]03:45PM[/editline] [QUOTE=kuroi_double;15825097][B]Starship Troopers looked like a shitty B-movie[/B], and then I watched, and it was way better than I thought it would be. I lol'd at that part where the Mormon colonists got slaughtered.[/QUOTE] that's kind of the point [editline]03:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lol wut?;15823913]we would destroy the planet before they could take it over also this reminds me of [img]http://xboxer.tv/gears_of_war_2-new-shots.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] this [img]http://www.bath.ac.uk/pr/releases/images/locust.jpg[/img] is not even close to this [img]http://blog.makezine.com/800px-Meat_eater_ant_feeding_on_honey02.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=M_B;15826675] [img]http://www.bath.ac.uk/pr/releases/images/locust.jpg[/img] is not even close to this [img]http://blog.makezine.com/800px-Meat_eater_ant_feeding_on_honey02.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.bath.ac.uk/pr/releases/images/locust.jpg[/img] is not even close to this [img]http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module2/75404/Berserker_qjpreviewth.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=M_B;15826675][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Jet_Force_Gemini_box.jpg[/img] first thought that came to my mind[/QUOTE] I love that game.
[QUOTE=Saikotic;15829894][img]http://www.bath.ac.uk/pr/releases/images/locust.jpg[/img] is not even close to this [img]http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module2/75404/Berserker_qjpreviewth.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] this [img]http://www.spacetoday.org/images/SolSys/Earth/EarthBlueMarbleWestTerra.jpg[/img] is not even close to this [img]http://www.childrensmuseum.org/cosmicquest/fieldguide/images/jupiter_b.jpg[/img]
Now hold up all! I think you should watch this first: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/media] And learn from it. Just replace the spider with ants.
[QUOTE=Detective P;15830255]Now hold up all! I think you should watch this first: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/media] And learn from it. Just replace the spider with ants.[/QUOTE] I think that is literally the most awesome thing I have ever seen on the internet.
[QUOTE=IDTL;15810421][img]http://i44.tinypic.com/abgizo.png[/img][/QUOTE] FILTHY LIES AND SLANDER! THAT SHIT DOESN'T WORK! You have to empty half of a fucking can to kill anything. And even then it takes its sweet, sweet, motherfucking time.
So many references but noone's mentioned simak city yet?
[IMG]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb246/JJRICO/federal-network.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn315/kokidido/StarshipTroopers2DVDRipP-nuts002056.jpg[/IMG] The war against the bugs is going [i]greater than ever[/i]. [IMG]http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn315/kokidido/starshiptroopers204508616-41-13.jpg[/IMG] But we need [i]soldiers[/i]. [IMG]http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u125/booce/SST%20stuff/KITTEN-NOOOOO.png[/IMG] Soldiers like Kitten Smith [IMG]http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm254/cybergazi/johnnyrico001.jpg[/IMG] Johnny Rico [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/starshiptroopers/images/thumb/4/46/Vlcsnap-81787.png/400px-Vlcsnap-81787.png[/img] and Lt. Jean Rasczak [b]Join the Mobile Infantry and [i]save the world[/i].[/b] [IMG]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb246/JJRICO/join-up-now-2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u125/booce/SST%20stuff/WouldYouLikeToKnowMore-1.gif[/IMG] On a serious note, I wouldn't worry too much about the ants. Woopdeedoo they won't fight each other. I mean it's not like they have a brain bug, right? Right? ... :ohdear:
Oh shit we're doomed guys.
We should aid them in advancing their species. Then, as two sentient races, we could genetically cross ourselves to form one super-race, then advance into space.
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_IbyWxEq-0c[/media] Can't believe no one posted this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys&feature=related[/media] [B]It's a good day to die![/B]
[QUOTE=Saikotic;15829894][img]http://www.bath.ac.uk/pr/releases/images/locust.jpg[/img] is not even close to this [img]http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module2/75404/Berserker_qjpreviewth.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] they're fuckin space locusts
Cool, but without humans this wouldn't exist so we still pwn the world.
Next thing you know, your company's outsourced your job to these... these nobacks! [b]Remember, the only good bug is a dead bug.[/b]
Well... the US and Russia have been meaning to reduce their stockpile of WMD's.
holy fucking shit
Oh the irony.
Ants could run our society better than we can anyway. Hail ants.
[QUOTE=BumpMaster;24892887]Oh the irony.[/QUOTE] Oh the bumpingness.
[QUOTE=IDTL;15810421][IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/abgizo.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] More like... [IMG]http://cdn.wn.com/pd/df/01/683944c4a423911e64dcb8748208_grande.jpg[/IMG]
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