• Turns out flushable wet wipes aren't that flushable after all
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[QUOTE=Killuah;49810040]Do it like Garry and always shower after you took a shit.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/z/4a0AAOxyXDhSe4-A/$(KGrHqZ,!q4FJ1dyw!l+BSe4-!S9)w~~_32.JPG[/img] Get a good handheld shower head with a center power setting. Power wash that shit right out of that crack.
Hairy ass can be a pain in the butt (heh) but stealthy silent farts alone worth the periodic discomfort.
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;49810364]This is a trap. As someone who's done this before, not cutting yourself significantly is effectively unavoidable (and dear god it never stops bleeding when it does) and it doesn't work on balls.[/QUOTE] You're clearly new to shaving your sensitives. I use a quad razor and haven't nicked my nuts or ass since I was 15. [editline]25th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=DaBeaver;49810601]Hairy ass can be a pain in the butt (heh) but stealthy silent farts alone worth the periodic discomfort.[/QUOTE] But my girlfriend doesn't like my gorilla ass, gotta go bareback fam
[QUOTE=daigennki;49810153]When are more people overseas going to start using our butt washing machines? :v:[/QUOTE] I don't get it. Why is Japan the only country who knows what's up? Butt washing machines should be mandatory in every house.
[QUOTE=NoOneKnowsMe;49810663]I don't get it. Why is Japan the only country who knows what's up? Butt washing machines should be mandatory in every house.[/QUOTE] Actually, we pretty much do have it in every house built or remodeled in the past two decades or so, though not mandatory they are considered a "must have" for every residence or even business here. What I myself do not get though is why even some of the nicest places in the states do not have those things. I have been lucky enough to have the opportunity to visit some nice hotels and homes in the states, they have all these big, pretty rooms yet not a single toilet with those things. [editline]25th February 2016[/editline] I must say it was rather annoying to be without it when I went on a trip to Hawaii last summer, my shit sessions were... longer and more annoying than usual.
[QUOTE=EditOutJ;49810023]dont want to keep all the wet shitty tissues in a bin dry tp or shit yourself are better alternatives[/QUOTE] best alternative is they fix this shit
-muh automerge-
I've been using an electric trimmer on my ass for years and I can say that I would never let it grow back out, ever. Wiping your ass with a forest in your ass crack is much more of a pain, and I don't really have a problem when it comes time to squeeze out a silent fart. Also my girl likes my shaven ass. Honestly, the benefits of a shaven asshole far outweighs the drawback, imo.
Reminds me of when my old primary school's male toilets were closed for the day because people kept flushing paper towels and blocked all the pipes.
[QUOTE=daigennki;49810153]When are more people overseas going to start using our butt washing machines? :v:[/QUOTE] They're just so [I]expensive![/I] I can buy and install a basic toilet for about two hundred bucks or so, but bidets seem to start at five or six hundred and go up to several thousand dollars. I like them in theory, but that's a lot of dosh for a good butt wash when my pack of wet wipes does the trick.
Since when do people use wet wipes to wipe your ass? This is news to me.
I feel more comfortable when I use wet wipes. I like the assurance that everything was taken care of. But it doesn't matter that much
[QUOTE=daigennki;49810153]When are more people overseas going to start using our butt washing machines? :v:[/QUOTE] Can they be set to use warm water?
[QUOTE=Swebonny;49810083]Life Pro Tip: You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.[/QUOTE] And also experience stubble prodding your anus on hot sweaty days while your cheeks rub themselves raw
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;49810850]They're just so [I]expensive![/I] I can buy and install a basic toilet for about two hundred bucks or so, but bidets seem to start at five or six hundred and go up to several thousand dollars. I like them in theory, but that's a lot of dosh for a good butt wash when my pack of wet wipes does the trick.[/QUOTE] I can also understand that additional electrical wiring is needed if you are thinking of those butt-washing seats. [url=http://amzn.com/B00UCIOWRM]They do not seem to be as expensive as some people think though.[/url] [editline]25th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Rangergxi;49810947]Can they be set to use warm water?[/QUOTE] Of course! In fact, you can just connect the cold water to it, the same one going to the toilet, the thing has a built-in mini water heater.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;49810850]They're just so [I]expensive![/I] I can buy and install a basic toilet for about two hundred bucks or so, but bidets seem to start at five or six hundred and go up to several thousand dollars. I like them in theory, but that's a lot of dosh for a good butt wash when my pack of wet wipes does the trick.[/QUOTE] Japan already found a cheap solution to that, plus it warms the seat for you.
-muh automerge again, ffs you ninjas-
[QUOTE=Kylel999;49810369] No your smooth butt cheeks rub against each other all day and make the perfect medium for ear piercing squeaky farts[/QUOTE] have girls been farting above my hearing frequency this entire time legitimate question
so do you people that use wet wipes just have a trash container full of your feces
[QUOTE=geel9;49811137]so do you people that use wet wipes just have a trash container full of your feces[/QUOTE] No because that's gross as heck. I flush them, like any good citizen, with no regard whatsoever for what it may be doing to the sewer system. They [I]say[/I] flushable. File a lawsuit against the wet wipe companies if it ain't true, city sewer district! I simply can't be blamed. My spicy, hemorrhoidal anus [I]needs[/I] the gentle touch of moisturized wipes. It looks like a bowl of cherries down there.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;49811244]No because that's gross as heck. I flush them, like any good citizen, with no regard whatsoever for what it may be doing to the sewer system. They [I]say[/I] flushable. File a lawsuit against the wet wipe companies if it ain't true, city sewer district! I simply can't be blamed. My spicy, hemorrhoidal anus [I]needs[/I] the gentle touch of moisturized wipes. It looks like a bowl of cherries down there.[/QUOTE] You could just wet the normal toilet paper.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49810019]Do we really know if the blockage was caused by flushable WW or plain WW?[/QUOTE] You know those flushable empty rolls? Well, all the plumbers I know have said they cause a lot of problems in the piping
Bidet revolution pls.
bidets, wet wipes, when did all this crap happen and how did i miss it? i've never seen either of those in a toilet, only the seat and a good old roll of TP next to it
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;49810101]D'oh, got confused by Newcastle.[/QUOTE] I knew it was Austrailia when I saw nothing but the picture and the caption 'Fatburg pulled out of sewer' on /r/wtf. They don't use bullbars like that on utility vans in the UK.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49811252]You could just wet the normal toilet paper.[/QUOTE] It would fall apart you [I]joker[/I]. Toilet paper is not strong enough for that! Also, I would have to squat-walk over to the sink with a ruddy bum.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49811252]You could just wet the normal toilet paper.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure where you find steel belted toilet paper, but for those of us with the normal stuff, wet TP = flakes of TP that do nothing.
[QUOTE=TestECull;49811356]I'm not sure where you find steel belted toilet paper, but for those of us with the normal stuff, wet TP = flakes of TP that do nothing.[/QUOTE] Yes. You would just end up with a bunch of soggy toilet paper clumps stuck to your ass.
[QUOTE=Joazzz;49811341]bidets, wet wipes, when did all this crap happen and how did i miss it? i've never seen either of those in a toilet, only the seat and a good old roll of TP next to it[/QUOTE] It's only natural that hygiene is improving as time goes on.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;49810083]Life Pro Tip: You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.raininghotcoupons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2242035.jpg[/IMG] This is what I use. I'm also gay and a bottom so it works wonders!
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