Turns out flushable wet wipes aren't that flushable after all
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My girlfriend tried that once and burned the shit out of her nethers. You're playing a dangerous game.
I like how 3/4 of the discussion is man ass shaving techniques. I'm learning stuff every day!
That being said I just use a trimmer you're suppose to use for trimming hairs down for shaving and it itches for maybe the day of.
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;49811409][IMG]http://www.raininghotcoupons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2242035.jpg[/IMG]
This is what I use. I'm also gay and a bottom so it works wonders![/QUOTE]
dunno about the bum but don't let it touch your sack or the taint or you're in for a bad time
[editline]25th February 2016[/editline]
heard it from a friend
Why's everyone discussing alternatives to Wet wipes? Wet wipes are fine. How do I know? I'm an underground civil engineer and I smell media scare bullshit. There is plenty that can be wrong with a sewage system, what people put into it is at the very end of that list. Don't take that to mean that it's fine to flush tampons and diapers and shit like that, it just means that damage of the pipes is mroe likely to shut down a sewer than flushing something as normal as wet wipes. Sure, depending on the kind of waste, minor clogging can occur from time to time but that is considered 'normal'.
True, wet wipes are heavier on the sewage system that regular paper but it's nothing a normal, functioning sewer can't handle. The Problem are usually other obstructions and damage to the pipes that make the transportation of material more difficult. Normal Paper wouldn't cause a problem as quickly but something is bound to happen sooner or later. With wet wipes, it happens sooner but if your sewer can't them, its a sign that some sort of malfunction was inevitable at some point
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;49811409][IMG]http://www.raininghotcoupons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2242035.jpg[/IMG]
This is what I use. I'm also gay and a bottom so it works wonders![/QUOTE]
Doesnt that stuff explicitly say not for use on assholes?
[QUOTE=H4ngman;49811746]Why's everyone discussing alternatives to Wet wipes? [B]Wet wipes are fine[/B]. How do I know? I'm an underground civil engineer and I smell media scare bullshit. There is plenty that can be wrong with a sewage system, what people put into it is at the very end of that list. Don't take that to mean that it's fine to flush tampons and diapers and shit like that, it just means that damage of the pipes is mroe likely to shut down a sewer than flushing something as normal as wet wipes. Sure, depending on the kind of waste, minor clogging can occur from time to time but that is considered 'normal'.
True, wet wipes are heavier on the sewage system that regular paper but it's nothing a normal, functioning sewer can't handle. The Problem are usually other obstructions and damage to the pipes that make the transportation of material more difficult. Normal Paper wouldn't cause a problem as quickly but something is bound to happen sooner or later. With wet wipes, it happens sooner but if your sewer can't them, its a sign that some sort of malfunction was inevitable at some point[/QUOTE]
But why use them when a Bidet is clearly superior?
[QUOTE=maxspeed3006;49811972]But why use them when a Bidet is clearly superior?[/QUOTE]
Not everyone has the space to install one. And using one takes more time than just wiping with a wipe.
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;49811990]Not everyone has the space to install one. And using one takes more time than just wiping with a wipe.[/QUOTE]
You can literally buy toilets with bidets integrated to them (as they do in japan) if space is an issue. Also, you end up saving a lot of money in wipes through the years and you end up with a much cleaner, pleasant feeling butt imo.
Wet wipes always seem silly since you can just use a dedicated moist cloth (though you do have to keep that rather clean)
I use regular toilet paper and just soap my asshole in the shower. It's not weird, like, it's still soap, my asshole gets sparkly clean, and the toilet paper is good enough to not make my ass stink all day.
Welp, they hung him up good.
Seriously though, shouldn't "flushable" toilet paper mean that it's like biodegradable, or less stressful to the environment? Toilet papers are often bleached in processing and shit, no doubt that these flushable new wet wipes aren't either. And clogging the pipes is another problem.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;49810083]Life Pro Tip:
You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.[/QUOTE]
Ass hair is great because when you get butt sweat (swass) it doesn't run down your legs.
On another note: I really wish bidets were more commonplace here in the states. When I buy my next place I will have one installed, those things are just heavenly.
[QUOTE=Buck.;49809996]Once you start using wet wipes there's no going back to the old, dry and rough TP.
Just don't flush them pls.[/QUOTE]
Where do you suggest throwing shit stained wipes? In the trash?
People actually clean their taint hole with wet wipes?
Just put water on regular tp if you need that extra level you dont need a soapy towel jesus christ
[QUOTE=RAG Frag;49812561]People actually clean their taint hole with wet wipes?
Just put water on regular tp if you need that extra level you dont need a soapy towel jesus christ[/QUOTE]A wet wipe vs clumps of wet paper and shit, no thanks.
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;49812588]A wet wipe vs clumps of wet paper and shit, no thanks.[/QUOTE]
why do you hold tp under the tap for whole five seconds at full power
christ it ain't hard
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;49812610]why do you hold tp under the tap for whole five seconds at full power
christ it ain't hard[/QUOTE]
You either have really good tp or really smooth ass.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;49812192]Where do you suggest throwing shit stained wipes? In the trash?[/QUOTE]
buy a crematory and put it in your bathroom :blaze:
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;49812645]You either have really good tp or really smooth ass.[/QUOTE]
come on lad, do you use a single piece of one-ply tp each time? if not, then take two pieces of tp, fold them once and tip the corner or something
Thailand has the best answer to butt hygiene, most toilets have a little hose next to them. You basically get to take an ass shower after every poop and its wonderful.
[QUOTE=Kaios;49812708]Thailand has the best answer to butt hygiene, most toilets have a little hose next to them. You basically get to take an ass shower after every poop and its wonderful.[/QUOTE]
not just thailand, i assume you're talking about a bidet
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;49812672]come on lad, do you use a single piece of one-ply tp each time? if not, then take two pieces of tp, fold them once and tip the corner or something[/QUOTE]
I've tried tons of TP over my 23 years of miserable life and there is not a single type that holds up to being wet and dragged across the abrasive texture of a human posterior.
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;49812610]why do you hold tp under the tap for whole five seconds at full power
christ it ain't hard[/QUOTE]
too bad i live in a dorm aka 1/4th ply butt hell
I use toilet paper and then use these godly things called "bidets" that we have over here
This turned into a 'how i wash butt' thread.
In my opinion, wet wipes on ass is a solution only when you're on a trip and you have to shit in nature or in a filthy train station.
You don't need fancy stuff to wash your ass of shit, really. First, you wipe as well as you can with TP. (hard poop = less tp, explosive diarrhea = more tp). Lots of people stop here. You're not done you stinky poop.
At the most basic form you need something that holds water and you can use it with one hand, and soap. Real soap. Not sensitive skin soap. Real soap, that washes well.
Or, you could stand on the edge of your bathtub, showerhead in one hand and soap on your other hand (don't directly soap bar your butt, ew). Keep a towel nearby. Position example:
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Also, you people that use wipes, they don't wash that well. I bet you have to use 5+ wipes until it comes out (rather) clean. Ew.
Or you could shower, and waste 8 more minutes of your life, and water, rack that bill up.
[B]P.S:[/B] shower your butt only.
[B]P.S.S:[/B] you touch shit with your hand. do you wash with soap or do you wet wipe it?
Only on facepunch would I expect to see a thread on proper ass whiping techniques.
[QUOTE=blah2;49812975]Or, you could stand on the edge of your bathtub, showerhead in one hand and soap on your other hand [B](don't directly soap bar your butt, ew)[/B][/QUOTE]
theres an issue with this?
[QUOTE=Joekirk;49813247]I saw a similar thread on the Cyanide & Happiness forums once, years ago. Though that topic was more discussing whether you wiped standing up or sitting down.[/QUOTE]
what kind of madman wipes sitting down
[QUOTE=Oizen;49813116]Only on facepunch would I expect to see a thread on proper ass whiping techniques.[/QUOTE]
I saw a similar thread on the Cyanide & Happiness forums once, years ago. Though that topic was more discussing whether you wiped standing up or sitting down.
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what kind of madman wipes sitting down[/QUOTE]
alright hold up
do standing wipers spread their ass cheeks manually or do they walk around with shitstains all day
[editline]25th February 2016[/editline]
or do you just stuff the paper up between both cheeks you goddamn animal
[QUOTE=Oizen;49813116]Only on facepunch would I expect to see a thread on proper ass whiping techniques.[/QUOTE]
We've already discussed proper piss shaking techniques, might as well cover everything
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