Turns out flushable wet wipes aren't that flushable after all
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[QUOTE=Jund;49813406]alright hold up
do standing wipers spread their ass cheeks manually or do they walk around with shitstains all day
[editline]25th February 2016[/editline]
or do you just stuff the paper up between both cheeks you goddamn animal[/QUOTE]
How does sitting wiping work then? Do you scoot forward and go around the back? Or do you scoot back and go under and risk potential shit-to-balls contact?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;49813535]How does sitting wiping work then? Do you scoot forward and go around the back? Or do you scoot back and go under and risk potential shit-to-balls contact?[/QUOTE]
What?
If you manage to get shit on your balls you're doing something wrong.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;49813535]How does sitting wiping work then? Do you scoot forward and go around the back? Or do you scoot back and go under and risk potential shit-to-balls contact?[/QUOTE]
i lift my ass off the seat and bend forward a bit so i can still reach the crack with maximal spread
who wipes reaching in from the dick? that's mental
[QUOTE=H4ngman;49811746]Why's everyone discussing alternatives to Wet wipes? Wet wipes are fine. How do I know? I'm an underground civil engineer and I smell media scare bullshit. There is plenty that can be wrong with a sewage system, what people put into it is at the very end of that list. Don't take that to mean that it's fine to flush tampons and diapers and shit like that, it just means that damage of the pipes is mroe likely to shut down a sewer than flushing something as normal as wet wipes. Sure, depending on the kind of waste, minor clogging can occur from time to time but that is considered 'normal'.
True, wet wipes are heavier on the sewage system that regular paper but it's nothing a normal, functioning sewer can't handle. The Problem are usually other obstructions and damage to the pipes that make the transportation of material more difficult. Normal Paper wouldn't cause a problem as quickly but something is bound to happen sooner or later. With wet wipes, it happens sooner but if your sewer can't them, its a sign that some sort of malfunction was inevitable at some point[/QUOTE]
mate you're talking about not just australia here, but [I]newcastle[/I]
our infrastructure is like bumfuck kazakhstan c. 1993
the last time i had friends visit from germany, they looked like they were about to have convulsions when they first laid eyes on one of our trains
My entire ass-wiping life has been a lie!
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49811252]You could just wet the normal toilet paper.[/QUOTE]
wtf you fool have you ever gotten toilet paper [I]wet?[/I]
[editline]26th February 2016[/editline]
it literally disintegrates
[editline]26th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jund;49813728]i lift my ass off the seat and bend forward a bit so i can still reach the crack with maximal spread
who wipes reaching in from the dick? that's mental[/QUOTE]
I remember some guy on Facepunch complaining about getting shit on his balls every time he wipes so he would have to shower every time he should and turns out he wiped from his crack down to his gooch instead of vice versa
you people are weird when it comes to the bathroom :v:
[editline]26th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=EditOutJ;49813229]theres an issue with this?
what kind of madman wipes sitting down[/QUOTE]
PEOPLE FUCKING WIPE STANDING UP?
[editline]26th February 2016[/editline]
FACEPUNCH WHAT..
I don't understand how you can wipe standing up. How do you spread your ass cheeks wide enough to get those last bits of shit out? Or do you just walk around with bits of shit in between your butt cheeks all day?
Fuck, if you're so stuck on the wipes, do what I do: take some TP, fold it a few times, spit on it. Wipe.
Done.
Cleans as thoroughly, doesn't fuck up city sewers, and it costs you NOTHING in addition to your toilet paper.
And no, don't just wet it under the faucet. Spit, or nothing.
[QUOTE=Vigilante2470;49815123]Fuck, if you're so stuck on the wipes, do what I do: take some TP, fold it a few times, spit on it. Wipe.
Done.
Cleans as thoroughly, doesn't fuck up city sewers, and it costs you NOTHING in addition to your toilet paper.
And no, don't just wet it under the faucet. Spit, or nothing.[/QUOTE]
you fucking animal
:sick::vomit:
[QUOTE=Kylel999;49815040]
PEOPLE FUCKING WIPE STANDING UP?
[editline]26th February 2016[/editline]
FACEPUNCH WHAT..[/QUOTE]
Dunno if it can be considered "standing up" but yeah, I get off the seat and do a half-bend over squat thing. I'm also a wetwipe user who puts them in a trash bag, then after the business seal the trash bag up and throw it out int the massive bin we have.
Hey man, I find it weird some countries literally have an ass-washing station.
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;49812645]You either have really good tp or really smooth ass.[/QUOTE]
Or good tap technique. I do this too, I just [I]drip[/I] the tap and slowly swipe the TP bundle through. Gets it very slightly damp but doesn't disintegrate it.
I guess I'll go back to my pre-wetwipe days, where I'd wad up a shitload of TP, squat walk over to a sink (public bathroom? fucked), reach up and try not to soak the TP too much but not too little, and then wipe while bits of TP disintergrate onto my ass leaving white flecks in the hairs and potentially getting shit on my fingers. Or, I could use regular TP and end up with shitcrust and rashy ass.
Nah, I think I'll still use wet wipes.
I mean, when you get your hands dirty, you don't walk over, grab a paper towel and, without wetting your hands or using soap, dry and scrub the gunk off do you? You get your hands wet and you use soap. I don't understand why a butt is any different. Wet wipes are nearly essential for me now, I'd always get rashes before I used them because I'd either have sandpaper as TP or I'd end up scrubbing too hard because it never fucking cleans it properly.
Also, not a single Home Depot I've been to has bidets, and we have zero space in our bathroom for one nor the money to buy one.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;49810850]They're just so [I]expensive![/I] I can buy and install a basic toilet for about two hundred bucks or so, but bidets seem to start at five or six hundred and go up to several thousand dollars. I like them in theory, but that's a lot of dosh for a good butt wash when my pack of wet wipes does the trick.[/QUOTE]I'd imagine one of them little handheld shower bidets that attaches to the sink would be a lot cheaper (they're basically standard-issue here in Finland), but perhaps they're rather rare in the US.
[QUOTE=EditOutJ;49813229]theres an issue with this?[/QUOTE]
Yes. You're putting shit on your soap. Unless you wash the soap afterwards which is just more work and more soap wasted.
[QUOTE=EditOutJ;49813229]what kind of madman wipes sitting down[/QUOTE]
Sitting down, leaning forward and slightly opposite of your wiping hand, is the best way to make sure that ass is split open ready to clean. You can also use your other hand to pull the same side but cheek away.
How do you wipe sitting up? I guess it just smears all over your ass.
Hahahah
I forgot about that, there no bidettes or how its written in the usa!!! In germany its the same!
Damn, for once, we got something better as a society than germany!
[QUOTE=Vigilante2470;49815123]Fuck, if you're so stuck on the wipes, do what I do: take some TP, fold it a few times, spit on it. Wipe.
Done.
Cleans as thoroughly, doesn't fuck up city sewers, and it costs you NOTHING in addition to your toilet paper.
And no, don't just wet it under the faucet. Spit, or nothing.[/QUOTE]
I'm not gonna spit on my own asshole
[editline]26th February 2016[/editline]
God damn a bidet would be nice though
Maybe it's just me but I've never seen a bidet where the water comes out with enough force to actually be useful.
only 3 weeks in japan and my asshole got fully acclimated to the heated seats and bidets that seem to be standard on every toilet there, now when i use toilet paper it disturbs the tender flesh
[QUOTE=Ardosos;49822959]Maybe it's just me but I've never seen a bidet where the water comes out with enough force to actually be useful.[/QUOTE]
well they are supposed to wet and then you are supposed to dry with tp
[QUOTE=Ardosos;49822959]Maybe it's just me but I've never seen a bidet where the water comes out with enough force to actually be useful.[/QUOTE]
Toto bidet at max setting can take paint off the wall
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;49810177][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHVO-RZ8c4[/media]
explains why they're bad[/QUOTE]
This video is pretty stupid. If he wants to make the argument that wipes don't flush and breakdown as well as regular toilet paper fine, but just stick to that.
Why is he acting like their is some conspiracy that wipes were pushed by evil corporate and they are a scam. People like them because they get you cleaner, plain and simple. It may be unfortunate, but a lot of people value their personal hygiene more then the environment.
[QUOTE=Killuah;49810040]Do it like Garry and always shower after you took a shit.[/QUOTE]
Is this... not normal?
[QUOTE=Brt5470;49831077]Is this... not normal?[/QUOTE]
No it isnt, I've never heard of anyone taking a shower after shitting because they just shit.
[QUOTE=Toro;49834848]No it isnt, I've never heard of anyone taking a shower after shitting because they just shit.[/QUOTE]
I do it sometimes when it's a particularly awful shit.
Like if it's FIRE LIQUID I just immediately run to the shower.
why do you use wet wipes when you can just fold the toilet paper a few times and piss on it
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49835241]why do you use wet wipes when you can just fold the toilet paper a few times and piss on it[/QUOTE]
Not sure about anyone else but I try to keep the piss off my hands. I also tend to piss during the shit and I don't fancy holding onto piss drenched toilet paper until I'm done.
I just wipe until I bleed.
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;49812645]You either have really good tp or really smooth ass.[/QUOTE]
Nah, when I was a kid and had a baby ass I tried wetting toilet paper but it just got all stuck in my crack and I had to have a shower.
Kinda defeated the purpose of wetting it in the first place
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;49812672]come on lad, do you use a single piece of one-ply tp each time? if not, then take two pieces of tp, fold them once and tip the corner or something[/QUOTE]
Two squares? Are you shitting me? Some days I need half a fucking roll before the job's properly done.
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