• "Star Wars Episode 7" Story Already Finished, Original stars may return afterall
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anyone else think this will not end well
[QUOTE=jordguitar;38396480]anyone else think this will not end well[/QUOTE] BUT I WANT TO BELIEVE :(
[QUOTE=JustGman;38396412]it was a fun game but the story was completely fucked if anakin was the "all-powerful chosen one" starkiller must be the Star Wars equivalent of jesus[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1243904_o.gif&sa=X&ei=b7ieUJ7BD6fH0QWGhICAAw&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEsfe5xY9IpNQ6sJ_82L3iOW7dGng[/img]
[QUOTE=alien_guy;38397841][img]http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1243904_o.gif&sa=X&ei=b7ieUJ7BD6fH0QWGhICAAw&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEsfe5xY9IpNQ6sJ_82L3iOW7dGng[/img][/QUOTE] The force unleashed 1 was actually not too bad of a game in my opinion. Just the story was the product of some hilarious fan-fiction that shouldn't ever be considered cannon or taken seriously, just enjoy the hilarity of the developers turning jedis into something equivalent of super saiyans
[QUOTE=BenJammin';38398072]The force unleashed 1 was actually not too bad of a game in my opinion. Just the story was the product of some hilarious fan-fiction that shouldn't ever be considered cannon or taken seriously, just enjoy the hilarity of the developers turning jedis into something equivalent of super saiyans[/QUOTE] Having a character that powerfull constrained by the laws of cannon was annoying as hell.
[QUOTE=alien_guy;38397841][img]http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1243904_o.gif&sa=X&ei=b7ieUJ7BD6fH0QWGhICAAw&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEsfe5xY9IpNQ6sJ_82L3iOW7dGng[/img][/QUOTE] Vader takes that hit like a champ.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38398759]Vader takes that hit like a champ.[/QUOTE] I'm more surprised at there being brick walls on a space ship.
[QUOTE=alien_guy;38399769]I'm more surprised at there being brick walls on a space ship.[/QUOTE] It looks more like solid concrete with steel cables and shit in it. He [I]does[/I] take it like a champ
I don't see what everyone has against the new films. They are Star Wars movies and any true fan would enjoy it even if they were sub par. They aren't as good as "A New Hope" but they aren't complete shit either. Get off the bandwagon of hate and revisit them.
You thought Carrie aged bad, how about Gene Wilder (AKA your old friend My. Willy fucking Wonka) [img]http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/W/Gene-Wilder-17191558-1-402.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=RentAhobO;38400935]I don't see what everyone has against the new films. They are Star Wars movies and any true fan would enjoy it even if they were sub par. They aren't as good as "A New Hope" but they aren't complete shit either. Get off the bandwagon of hate and revisit them.[/QUOTE] Umm the new movies actually weren't that good really...not at all.
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;38401022]You thought Carrie aged bad, how about Gene Wilder (AKA your old friend My. Willy fucking Wonka) [img]http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/W/Gene-Wilder-17191558-1-402.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Dude was almost 40 when he played Wonka. In 1971. I'd say he looks pretty average for someone who's nearing 80.
[QUOTE=Super_Nova;38401260]Umm the new movies actually weren't that good really...not at all.[/QUOTE] They got better as they progressed. Episode 1 was complete rubbish, and Episode 3 was pretty decent.
[QUOTE=Kinversulath;38402404]Dude was almost 40 when he played Wonka. In 1971. I'd say he looks pretty average for someone who's nearing 80.[/QUOTE] William Shatner's 81,he was edging towards 40 during Star Trek, and he aged much better than Gene Wilder [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/William_Shatner_at_Comic-Con_2012_cropped.jpg/220px-William_Shatner_at_Comic-Con_2012_cropped.jpg[/img]
actors stop ageing please, you're upsetting me
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38406884]actors stop ageing please, you're upsetting me[/QUOTE] [img]http://admin.newstalk.ie/wp-content/files/2011/07/Arnold-Schwarzenegger1.jpg[/img] ([b]65[/b]) [img]http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/sylvester_stallone_1156398.jpg[/img] ([b]66[/b]) There was an image of Jackie Chan, but it disappeared somewhere... ([b]58[/b]) [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-a0wpSEZNztg/T-FGFFdELhI/AAAAAAAABMg/d1mi0HqYMZ4/s1600/Christopher_Lee.jpeg[/img] ([b]90[/b])
[QUOTE=jeimizu;38377967]They should at least keep Harrison Ford, since he took the Clint Eastwood approach of growing more bad ass with age. [IMG]http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/harrison-ford-4-g.jpg[/IMG] Seriously, he's 70.[/QUOTE] Men are a lot more fortunate than women with how they age in regards to looks. It's kind of fucked really. Wrinkles and frown lines just serve to make him look more distinguished.
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38406884]actors stop ageing please, you're upsetting me[/QUOTE] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TA9Ew08wnNI/AAAAAAAABn4/--ztxF5WCvE/s1600/sean-connery.jpg[/img]
Just go that many years into the future. How long ago did Jedi come out, like 25 years? So now we see Luke and the gang 25 years later: -Luke has begun rebuilding the Jedi Order, training new Padowans, is the head of the new Jedi Council -Leia and Han are married, Leia is the new Supreme Chancellor of the New Republic -Chewie, R2, 3P0 are all just hanging out As Robot Chicken pointed out, they JUST killed the Emperor and destroyed the second Death Star, that doesn't mean the Empire is 100% finished. Not to mention, there's sure to be some type of civil turmoil after the Rebels take control. Make it one half sequel to the original trilogy, one half passing the torch story, and boom, it practically writes itself.
I still think the Thrawn trilogy should be the next 3 movies... I just hope they don't completely shit on the entire EU, that would be heartbreaking. Oh, also, if there are no X-wings I may actually kill myself.
[QUOTE=RentAhobO;38400935]I don't see what everyone has against the new films. They are Star Wars movies and any true fan would enjoy it even if they were sub par. They aren't as good as "A New Hope" but they aren't complete shit either. Get off the bandwagon of hate and revisit them.[/QUOTE] I am sorry, but no. The story is a fucking boring political mess with uninteresting characters and cop out cg-i action scenes to keep idiots stuck in their chair. Not to mention all the holes and contradictions in the plot drives most people with good taste and intelligence fucking NUTS. You can like the movie if you want, but you are completely wrong when you attack the people who hate the movies for more good reasons than you have to like the movie. And honestly it's also the fact that george lucas completely dropped the ball on something that shouldn't have been hard. It was too complex for it's own good and drifted away from the simple sci-fi epic story arc that made Star Wars so fun and loveable. I think these new movies have a chance of being good again if they just followed the formula of the original trilogy and didn't rely on completely blue screen sets again.
[QUOTE=BenJammin';38409503]I am sorry, but no. The story is a fucking boring political mess with uninteresting characters and cop out cg-i action scenes to keep idiots stuck in their chair. Not to mention all the holes and contradictions in the plot drives most people with good taste and intelligence fucking NUTS. You can like the movie if you want, but you are completely wrong when you attack the people who hate the movies for more good reasons than you have to like the movie. And honestly it's also the fact that george lucas completely dropped the ball on something that shouldn't have been hard. It was too complex for it's own good and drifted away from the simple sci-fi epic story arc that made Star Wars so fun and loveable. I think these new movies have a chance of being good again if they just followed the formula of the original trilogy and didn't rely on completely blue screen sets again.[/QUOTE] I see the Star Wars Prequels sort of how I see the crappier Pixar movies (Cars, Cars 2, etc.). Like, here's Toy Story! And Incredibles! And... Cars... Like, if you compare it to the AMAZING stuff before it, yeah, it's nigh-on unbearable, but compared to everything else in the genre at the time, it goes from "heart-wrenchingly unwatchable" to "disappointing and mediocre, but overall NOT the absolute worst thing ever". I can't tell if these movies would be considered better or worse if they weren't Star Wars movies; on one hand, a big plus is seeing this universe full of droids and wookies and lightsabers again. On the other hand, they have to carry the weight of the series, meaning they have a LOT to live up to. Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are pretty "meh" as far as I'm concerned. I barely watch them anymore compared to the original trilogy. I do actually enjoy Revenge of the Sith though. It's still worse than anything in the original trilogy, but it's still pretty damn good (in some aspects, namely how EVERYTHING just goes to complete and utter shit at the end). [editline]11th November 2012[/editline] One thing I hope is that they just don't take "Expanded Universe Storyline X" and adapt it into a trilogy. If they want to toss a nod to something from the EU, then fine, but I want something new and original. [sp]Not to mention, there's that constant problem of "IT'S WHAT HAPPENS AFTER RETURN OF THE JEDI! TURNS OUT THERE'S ANOTHER EMPEROR AND THEY HAVE [i]ANOTHER[/i] SUPER WEAPON!", and the LAST thing I want these movies to be is a re-tread.[/sp]
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38406884]actors stop ageing please, you're upsetting me[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs"]Keanu doesn't age[/URL] we should get Keanu as a jedi that way when the next star wars trilogy comes out (10 years later) he'll be in it and look exactly the same
[QUOTE=J!NX;38413176][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs"]Keanu doesn't age[/URL][/QUOTE] Holy shit...
[QUOTE=BenJammin';38398072]The force unleashed 1 was actually not too bad of a game in my opinion. Just the story was the product of some hilarious fan-fiction that shouldn't ever be considered cannon or taken seriously, just enjoy the hilarity of the developers turning jedis into something equivalent of super saiyans[/QUOTE] It was a terrible game. You've never heard about the starship destroyer mission, have you?
Dammit stop aging people, also stop getting so fat. I want you to act [I]forever[/I]
[QUOTE=RentAhobO;38400935]I don't see what everyone has against the new films. They are Star Wars movies and any true fan would enjoy it even if they were sub par. They aren't as good as "A New Hope" but they aren't complete shit either. Get off the bandwagon of hate and revisit them.[/QUOTE] Let's see... Terrible story Terrible writing Terrible direction Terrible acting Atrocious dialogue Goes through every cliche in the book The action sequences are bored and uninspired, with every film following the "biggerer and betterer!!!" formula. Just because a large amount of people agree on a point, doesn't make it a bandwagon effect.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;38413679]It was a terrible game. You've never heard about the starship destroyer mission, have you?[/QUOTE] That part was bad, yes. But overall it was a mindless hack and slash where you can use the force to chuck dudes at other dudes, it was a fun game, and luckily it was short so it didn't get boring. Yeah it does kind of shit all over star wars in a way, but you don't have to consider it canon if you don't want too.
The actor for Liela must've hit the surface of tatooine face first from her ship in orbit to get that ugly.
[QUOTE=BenJammin';38417995]That part was bad, yes. But overall it was a mindless hack and slash where you can use the force to chuck dudes at other dudes, it was a fun game, and luckily it was short so it didn't get boring. Yeah it does kind of shit all over star wars in a way, but you don't have to consider it canon if you don't want too.[/QUOTE] I don't really care about it being canon or not. I enjoyed the game up till there, but couldn't finish it because it was way, way too hard.
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