• Taliban commander turns himself in for $100 reward
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Its sad because maybe he really need that money. Or he's a nice person and want to stop fighting. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Crimor;35619093]He is not a smart man.[/QUOTE] But he knows what love is.
[QUOTE=shian;35620432]Its sad because maybe he really need that money. Or he's a nice person and want to stop fighting. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img][/QUOTE] After hearing propaganda for your whole life, and having this indoctrination happen for so long... You wouldn't suddenly stop. And he didn't *turn himself in*, he wanted that $100, probably because he doesn't understand the word "bounty", otherwise he probably wouldn't have done this.
[QUOTE=Minimole;35620453]But he knows what love is.[/QUOTE] I guess that puts him one step ahead of the band Foreigner. and Haddaway.
They laughed at us for spending more than 600 billion dollars on the military budget. Looks who's laughing now hahahahaha! USA! USA! USA!
[img]http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/files/2010/03/Rick-Harrison-Pawn-Stars.jpg[/img] "I'll pay him $25. I Gotta make a profit"
I'm glad that they just weren't so stunned they didn't believe him and turned him away.
[QUOTE=wraithcat;35619392]You mean in similar ways like a lot of Christians believe that everything that happens is the will of god? Plus he's taliban, so probably muslim so probably God as opposed to gods. At best there might be some various spirits an deamons taken from local myths predating islam, which were the promptly weaved into local Islamic customs. As had happened with Christianity to be honest.[/QUOTE] ...you're one of THOSE people, aren't you? The ones who bring up religion in everything no matter what it's about?
[QUOTE=Ericson666;35620741]...you're one of THOSE people, aren't you? The ones who bring up religion in everything no matter what it's about?[/QUOTE] But he wasn't offensive about it. Stop playing the victim, this isn't even about that...
[QUOTE=TMBGFan;35619588]I wonder what he wanted it for. Maybe he saw a nice pair of shoes in a store that were 100 dollars. Sure, he turned himself in, but they were [I]really [/I]nice shoes.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of this son of a bitch. [IMG]http://images.uesp.net/6/63/MW-npc-New-Shoes_Bragor.jpg[/IMG] Those were some damn [I]exquisite shoes[/I] he had for himself, must've been why he ended up in prison. Oh Bragor, what will we do with you?
Pay the guy. On the bizarre off chance that another one decides to pull the same move, it is worth the hundred bucks. No idea how he plans on spending the 100 bucks in custody, but who cares.
[QUOTE=GunFox;35621427]Pay the guy. On the bizarre off chance that another one decides to pull the same move, it is worth the hundred bucks. No idea how he plans on spending the 100 bucks in custody, but who cares.[/QUOTE] Watch his bail be $100 :v:
[QUOTE=Icyanimal;35620658][img]http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/files/2010/03/Rick-Harrison-Pawn-Stars.jpg[/img] "I'll pay him $25. I Gotta make a profit"[/QUOTE] Can you wait a sec? I've got a buddy who's an expert on mid-level Taliban commanders
[QUOTE=GunFox;35621427]Pay the guy. On the bizarre off chance that another one decides to pull the same move, it is worth the hundred bucks. No idea how he plans on spending the 100 bucks in custody, but who cares.[/QUOTE] Imagine the savings on the military budget if we just paid all of the big shots bounties for each other. That would also put the past decade of war in a shitty light... Lots of people would off themselves...
[QUOTE=Icyanimal;35621545]Watch his bail be $100 :v:[/QUOTE] You don't get bail if the military takes you into custody. :P
I honestly wish he was still leading his Taliban underlings. Someone this idiotic probably does more harm than good to the Taliban's efforts.
If only it was always that easy.
he probably thought they put up posters because he was awarded $100 and couldn't find him
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;35623759]he probably thought they put up posters because he was awarded $100 and couldn't find him[/QUOTE] Perhaps the posters should say this, get more of them to do the same.
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;35619814]I have no doubt that there are people that stupid in the world but part of me wonders whether this wasn't a calculated attempt to put somebody of percieved importance in custody in order to feed false information to our forces.[/QUOTE] Fairly sure they think he is so retarded that his info is useless.
oh, so that was [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30tTDuzzYOM&t=0m06s]this guy[/url]
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35620472]After hearing propaganda for your whole life, and having this indoctrination happen for so long... You wouldn't suddenly stop. And he didn't *turn himself in*, he wanted that $100, probably because he doesn't understand the word "bounty", otherwise he probably wouldn't have done this.[/QUOTE] he probably doesn't even know who he's fighting if he went up to them to ask that
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