• The first day of the end of the world begins
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[QUOTE=carcarcargo;34000830]Or maybe it has something to do with the fireworks?[/QUOTE] The gohsts of fireworks are after the berds!!
aliens
our lord Cthulhu rises
Looks like the end its the world for those poor birds :(
Wasn't it more of a big deal when the earthquake hit or some disaster and then the news was focusing on huge flocks of birds dying when really we were just scaring ourselves since it happens all the time but no one cares?
[QUOTE=Starpluck;33998583]The exact same thing happened last year. It was due to the fireworks[/QUOTE] Fireworks are causing the end of the world?
[QUOTE=dass;33999130]Birds fall dead from the sky, automatically doomsday coming. Silly people everywhere :v:[/QUOTE] So why did the birds only fall out of the sky there? I'm sure a ton of different places had fireworks. And what about the 4th of July? Did mass amounts of birds die then too? I don't recall any incidents of the sort. I would go ahead and rule out fireworks being the cause of the deaths. Though it does make sense in theory, it doesn't make sense because people shoot off fireworks on various occasions and the result isn't dead birds. Any other suggestions for the cause of bird deaths?
do you know how many fireworks go off on new years? And yeah it has happened before.
Are you mad?! The birds are weaponizing the bird flu! Haven't you seen Angry Birds?! These are not just dead birds dropping, their bombing us!
[QUOTE=Andokool12;33998727]Actually I kind of want to propose a challenge for FP to find a sign of doomsday [I]everyday[/I] of 2012. Like a family-friendly no-fap 2011.[/QUOTE] Family-friendly no-fap 2012 is where it's at. I'm a day strong. But then again, Japan getting hit by a 7.0, and all these birds dieing..
Birds are complaining over the overused of fireworks each year. I think we humans should reduce the number of fireworks we launch every new year.
Birds dying is nothing new. I remember it happened quite some time ago and everyone was flipping shit about condemned and doomsday. Nothing happened.
[B][U]SENSATIONALISM! :FOXNEWS: HACKERS CAN TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD! MORE AT 11 :FOXNEWS: [/U][/B] This is fox-news grade sensationalist pap. There is a reasonable explanation for everything.
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34010009][B][U]SENSATIONALISM! :FOXNEWS: HACKERS CAN TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD! MORE AT 11 :FOXNEWS: [/U][/B] This is fox-news grade sensationalist pap. There is a reasonable explanation for everything.[/QUOTE]If there was an end of the world there would be a reasonable explanation for it too, what's your point? No one claims it's some unknown wizard magic.
Technically, i thought the "end-of-the-world" was 21st of December?
Then we still have time for snakes and aeroplanes. OH GOD THE SEQUAL TO SNAKES ON A PLANE COMES OUT DECEMBER 20TH!
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;34000915][picture of Psycho Hacker Owl; the last thing you'll see if you defy the government and force them to shut down your brain][/QUOTE] Thanks for the free nightmares.
I can't wait for the moment at December 21 where you are sitting and waiting for it to happen - and nothing happens, so you can tease the asshats that believed it
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;34014475]I can't wait for the moment at December 21 where you are sitting and waiting for it to happen - and nothing happens, so you can tease the asshats that believed it[/QUOTE]What are you going to do? Go on the internet and write "lol nuttn happened trollface"? Yeah teasing to the max.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;34014475]I can't wait for the moment at December 21 where you are sitting and waiting for it to happen - and nothing happens, so you can tease the asshats that believed it[/QUOTE]I want to BELIEVE...
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34014686]What are you going to do? Go on the internet and write "lol nuttn happened trollface"? Yeah teasing to the max.[/QUOTE] I know people in real life that believe it
We had a bunch of fishes just die mysteriously in Norway :tinfoil: [img]http://static.vg.no/uploaded/image/bilderigg/2012/01/02/1325509599831_82.jpg[/img]
It's that dog's fault, I tell you!
I like the number 2012, but all this stuff about doomsday is starting to piss me off, if your that worried fucking suicide already so we don't have to keep hearing/reading about it
[QUOTE=xianlee;34018672]I like the number 2012, but all this stuff about doomsday is starting to piss me off, if your that worried fucking suicide already so we don't have to keep hearing/reading about it[/QUOTE] The thread title is satire.
[QUOTE=OvB;33998701]I have a feeling every little thing is going to be tied into the doomsday prophecy this year.[/QUOTE] there's no prophecy
[QUOTE=xianlee;34018672]I like the number 2012, but all this stuff about doomsday is starting to piss me off, if your that worried fucking suicide already so we don't have to keep hearing/reading about it[/QUOTE] Or you could kill yourself. I think that would be an easier task considering you'd have to kill thousands, maybe millions of people to not hear about it again. So please, kill yourself. [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=LarparNar;34017179]We had a bunch of fishes just die mysteriously in Norway :tinfoil: [img]http://static.vg.no/uploaded/image/bilderigg/2012/01/02/1325509599831_82.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] And people try to tell me fireworks killed the birds in Arkansas. I still call bullshit! How the fuck are fireworks going to cause the death of these birds. I guess we don't shoot off fireworks on Independence Day? If there are more cases like this around the world look out for an article about how the poles have shifted.
[QUOTE=DrBreen;34019191]there's no prophecy[/QUOTE] You know what I mean. [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=avaz;34020975]Or you could kill yourself. I think that would be an easier task considering you'd have to kill thousands, maybe millions of people to not hear about it again. So please, kill yourself. [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] And people try to tell me fireworks killed the birds in Arkansas. I still call bullshit! How the fuck are fireworks going to cause the death of these birds. I guess we don't shoot off fireworks on Independence Day? If there are more cases like this around the world look out for an article about how the poles have shifted.[/QUOTE] Fish do that all the time.
Millions of people die everyday.....fuck its a sign....
I live in Arkansas, so I'm getting a kick out of this. Whole damn place is probably cursed or something. [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] Also, kind of a shit title. Doesn't say what the article's about.
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