13 Year Old Drives 700 Miles To Meet 12 Year Old Xbox Boyfriend
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Rush hours with a manual is like, first gear, neutral, first gear, neutral, first gear, HOLY SHIT I HIT SECO- neutral.
Having a boyfriend 5k miles away I feel for her
but then again she did it illegally and is 13 years old and stuff
[QUOTE=tratzzz;37593858]Rush hours with a manual is like, first gear, neutral, first gear, neutral, first gear, HOLY SHIT I HIT SECO- neutral.[/QUOTE]
Why would you shift into neutral constantly? If you're stopped you just keep on both the break and clutch and downshift into first gear.
Imagine if the Dylan kid was actually like 28 or something. Haha, he'd been fucked.
[QUOTE=Crimptor;37593297][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/FOREVERALONE.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
drove 700 miles for someone
is "Forever alone"
wow this post is just flawless logic
cute!
I once stole my mom's car to drive 11 miles across town to have sex with a girl. I didn't get caught though because it was 11 miles. Not seven-fucking-hundred.
[QUOTE=Pat4ever;37592308]I just don't see the point of these things, does she really lack the foresight to see what happens after she would make it to her "boyfriend's" home? Does she really think that after stealing her mom's debit card and her brother's car that she can just get away with it scott free? Did she just expect to take Dylan out of his life so they can live 12/13 year old adventures? That's something I'd expect from an 8 year old.[/QUOTE]
Jesus she's 13 I didn't realize that beings of this age were held to high rational standards
How many hours of GTA did she play to learn how to drive like that :O
[QUOTE=Primigenes;37593113]She really wanted the dick[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQCaCe8EvjQ[/media]
[QUOTE=J!NX;37594076]drove 700 miles for someone
is stopped by cops, prevented from meeting said someone
looks vaguely like forever alone guy
is "Forever alone"
wow this post is just flawless logic[/QUOTE]
FTFY
[QUOTE=Crimptor;37595899]FTFY[/QUOTE]
wow you sure showed me the way of real humor LOl
[sp]even 9gag would probably hate you[/sp]
I'd feel pretty amazing if a girl would drive 700 miles just to see me.
What a ballbuster. Get hours into the roadtrip only to get taken into custody, then the parents arrange a date for them to meet. Totally destroyed the romantic aspect of it all.
That's some serious dedication, though.
Stupid kids are stupid...
[QUOTE=J!NX;37595962]wow you sure showed me the way of real humor LOl
[sp]even 9gag would probably hate you[/sp][/QUOTE]
The internet: where a joke is made, and then people start hating you for no good goddamn reason
[QUOTE=Crimptor;37596612]The internet: where a joke is made, and then people start hating you for no good goddamn reason[/QUOTE]
Jokes are jokes when they're funny. When they are stupid you are going to get negative feed back.
[QUOTE=Crimptor;37596612]The internet: where a joke is made, and then people start hating you for no good goddamn reason[/QUOTE]
Except when it's a stupid overused meme that is (especially very ill used) anti-funny to everyone with half a brain.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;37591662]LOL
i wonder what possesses someone to do this[/QUOTE]
You will find out one day, young grasshopper.
[editline]8th September 2012[/editline]
[quote]Once they retrieved her from the authorities, they decided to arrange a meeting with Dylan so their daughter could put the thing to rest. No charges are expected to be filed against the lovestruck teenage car thief, Gilliland told the Houston Chronicle.[/quote]
Aw, that's nice.
I wonder how it worked out when they finally met eachother.
[I]"Oh...hi..."[/I]
[I]"Yeah bye"[/I]
it's really cute but also really weird
Twoo hormonal teenage love.
I feel sorry for the twelve year old, now he is the object of affection for an insane thirteen year old landwhale.
What a looker.
How did she afford gas?
[QUOTE=Zoran;37597012]How did she afford gas?[/QUOTE]
[quote=THE FIRST SENTENCE IN THE FIRST POST]Elizabeth decided she'd rather play the game of love for real and [B]stole her mom's ATM card[/B], snuck out her bedroom window, and hopped into her brother's 2011 Nissan Versa[/quote]
man she is hella hot
[QUOTE=Quark:;37598194]Elizabeth decided she'd rather play the game of love for real and stole her mom's ATM card, snuck out her bedroom window, and hopped into her brother's 2011 Nissan Versa[/QUOTE]
Badass I guess :v:
[QUOTE=matt.ant;37593161]This is why all cars should have manual transmission, I'd like to see a 12 year old drive even 10 feet without stalling :v:[/QUOTE]
And suddenly the number of Americans who can operate a vehicle is cut down to a third.
Love will do crazy things to men women, and children alike.
It's kind of like the love relationship between a fat 10 year old and a twinkie. Tell that kid to run a mile as fast as he can, and watch him outrun some damn Kenyans for a god-damn Hostess God of pastries.
Works on me, that's for sure. Not 10, though. Bit much older than that.
Why can't IRL young love stories ever be cute like moonrise kingdom?
This is just fucking creepy
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