• Man Ejaculates during TSA search; Is Thrown to the Ground and Arrested
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[url]http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573[/url] [quote]A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent. According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed. A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.[/quote] Fucking TSA, when was it a crime to ejaculate in public? also reminds me of this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3n8tJmq_mQ[/media] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("fake news" - GunFox))[/highlight]
[QUOTE]Percy [b]Cummings[/b][/QUOTE] Oh for fucks sake
Percy Cummings Haha :v:
I hate the TSA more and more every day. [editline]Today[/editline] Hurrrrr
poor bastard if someone ejaculated just cause I touched them, i'd be flattered ! Edit : Meh, that sites like the onion.
fake fucking news. AGAIN. WITH THE SAME ARTICLE.
Kewl fake news
Your asses are fake news.
snip, derp, this looks fake to me
You guys are idiots for thinking this is real
:'< but i love you
[QUOTE=Spawndex;26687636]:'< but i love you[/QUOTE] you can still love me
Hmm this news site looks legit... [quote]Justin Bieber offers &#8220;mustache rides&#8221; to screaming teen girls[/quote] Yeah it must be.
I wish there was a funnily dumb rating...
[img]http://blog.adultrental.com/files/2009/11/jizzinmypants.jpg[/img]
Probably a fake...looking by the source.
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;26688510]Probably a fake...looking by the source.[/QUOTE] yeah PROBABLY
It's not fake it's dead serious news guys.
Oddly enough, being thrown to the ground and handcuffed would make me cum too.
Personally, when I get searched, I like to grind my clit into the officer's hand. Then I tell him I hid a bag of crack in my vagina. Feels good, man.
This was posted weeks ago and was closed for being fake
If he was a masochist then the entire ordeal would have been wonderful for him.
[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;26689019]Personally, when I get searched, I like to grind my clit into the officer's hand. Then I tell him I hid a bag of crack in my vagina. Feels good, man.[/QUOTE] wanna go out sometime
[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;26689019]Personally, when I get searched, I like to grind my clit into the officer's hand. Then I tell him I hid a bag of crack in my vagina. Feels good, man.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't you feel awkward if a woman did it?
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;26689165]wanna go out sometime[/QUOTE] Sorry, I only date TSA
This has to be a joke. what coincidence.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;26689178]Wouldn't you feel awkward if a woman did it?[/QUOTE] No, I've tried, and they tell me I'm nasty and fetch a male officer. :( Broke mah auto-merge
I mean for Christs sake, obviously it's fake his name is Cummings. Come on now.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;26689178]Wouldn't you feel awkward if a woman did it?[/QUOTE] lol
[QUOTE=sami-elite;26689183]This has to be a joke. what coincidence.[/QUOTE] idk man, i'm still waiting to see if the Onion reports on it next, they're a much more credible news site IMO
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