• Man Ejaculates during TSA search; Is Thrown to the Ground and Arrested
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Aww I glanced over it without checking the source. :frown:
This is a fake article and someone else already posted it
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/nAIeV.png[/img] maybe if they could wear pants correctly, stupid fucks
Fake news is fake.
There is no way this happened.
deadseriousnews.com Guys dont worry, site's legit.
And exactly how was he stimulated to ejeculate so quickly despite it being fake news. Something tells me he was jacking off to something.
I can honestly say I saw this...coming... Pun unintended Dammit its fake
I'm not sure about this EXACT story but this really did happen to someone because I heard it on the radio a couple of weeks ago.
[QUOTE=SentiNostalgia;26691467]And exactly how was he stimulated to ejeculate so quickly despite it being fake news. Something tells me he was jacking off to something.[/QUOTE] Obviously he was in a hentai where spontaneous ejaculation is the norm.
[img]http://www.itproportal.com/media-site/photos/wikileaks-logo_1.png[/img] BREAKING NEWS! [b]WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents.[/b] [release] [img]http://www.deadseriousnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Julian_Assange.jpg[/img] Hours before being place on Interpol’s most wanted list, Julian Assange announced that WikiLeaks was going to release thousands of documents related to the recent arrest of Percy Cummings, who is charged with sexually assaulting a TSA agent during a pat-down. Cummings is currently being held in Federal custody without bail. According to Assange, the documents will identify the alleged victim of the assault, as well as a pattern of official misconduct by him. The leaked documents state that male TSA agents have reported being sexually harassed by the alleged victim. He is also said to have used his agency seniority to be assigned exclusively to pat-down duty of male passengers. Several of his colleagues have also expressed disdain with the enthusiasm he has shown performing the pat-downs. Assange claims that the leaked documents “will lead to the shut down of the TSA.” Calls and emails to the TSA asking for comment on the release of these documents have not been returned, however the TSA has stated that they are currently investigating the leak of the Percy Cummings arrest documents. Citing the imminent demise of the TSA, Assange claims that the incident leading up to Cummings’ arrest would be “the shot heard around the world.”[/release] [url]http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603[/url] Shits getting real!
Calling bullshit on this one. [url=http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=644]President Obama pardons Percy Cummings[/url], [url=http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603]WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents[/url], all from the same source.
[quote=spessmehren;26696354]calling bullshit on this one. [url=http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=644]president obama pardons percy cummings[/url], [url=http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603]wikileaks to release percy cummings arrest documents[/url], all from the same source.[/quote] [b]DEAD[/b] [b]SERIOUS[/b] [b]NEWS[/b] Don't you understand how important this is? [b]DO YOU UNDERSTAND?[/b]
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;26696354]Calling bullshit on this one. [url=http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=644]President Obama pardons Percy Cummings[/url], [url=http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603]WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents[/url], all from the same source.[/QUOTE] Percy Cummings has a right to have his story told.
congrats on posting something that was posted last fucking month from a fake news source
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