• ‘Kantai Collection’: Social game of warships sets course for big money(you too can have a fleetsized
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[T]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/HMS_Revenge_%281916%29_profile_drawing.png[/t] [I]Dat aft...[/I]
[QUOTE=KmartSqrl;44069357]You need to get out more then haha[/QUOTE] No no, clearly you need to get in more then. Explore the anime alleys of the internet, you won't return without some waifus.
dude this is pretty fuckin kawaii
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;44054772]Moe battleships? So uh...when is this getting an English version?[/QUOTE] Dunno if anyone has responded to this but: [url]http://commiesubs.com/commie-kancolle-kantai-collection-english-patch/[/url] It's a WIP but AFAIK it's the only English KanColle patch out there.
[QUOTE=Zombii;44070383]Dunno if anyone has responded to this but: [url]http://commiesubs.com/commie-kancolle-kantai-collection-english-patch/[/url] It's a WIP but AFAIK it's the only English KanColle patch out there.[/QUOTE] Fucking commie
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;44068270]I'm doubting you've watched a single second of any of these, especially Girls und Panzer since everything you said was wrong.[/QUOTE] Upotte is dumb and has fan service up the ass.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;44073223]Upotte is dumb and has fan service up the ass.[/QUOTE] ok
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44064096]Personally I prefer modern aircraft waifu's [t]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMDYy/z/IWQAAOxyfpJSW9ow/$(KGrHqVHJDcFIzVkQY4-BSW9owOrmQ~~60_57.JPG[/t][/QUOTE] missile dick.
[QUOTE=Crimor;44073875]missile dick.[/QUOTE] *dildo.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;44067932] Girls und Panzer: [IMG]http://images7.alphacoders.com/380/380861.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] fun fact: World of tanks teamed up with this anime in japan. [video=youtube;88iRsd9rUgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88iRsd9rUgM[/video]
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;44054753] [IMG]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131126235026/kancolle/images/9/9b/136_1.png[/IMG][IMG]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131126085416/kancolle/images/b/b5/143_3.png[/IMG] thats yamato and musashi :v:[/QUOTE] Seriously? So if one of these girls were defeated, would her corpse be considered a grave site?
[QUOTE=Callinstead;44074624]Seriously? So if one of these girls were defeated, would her corpse be considered a grave site?[/QUOTE] Good thing they don't die then.
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;44062891]have a look [video=youtube;APbyirw1jgc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APbyirw1jgc[/video][/QUOTE] That is the most bare bones, boring as fuck gameplay I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=Swilly;44074773]That is the most bare bones, boring as fuck gameplay I've ever seen.[/QUOTE] Combat is just something to do with the girls. Collecting and upgrading are the fun parts.
[QUOTE=G3rman;44074704]Good thing they don't die then.[/QUOTE]Technically they do I think, I remember hearing how it's possible to lose them forever if they're too damaged by the start of a battle and get sunk.
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;44064260]This is creepy as hell[/QUOTE] Some people's definition of "creepy" will never cease to confuse me.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;44068134]In Girls und Panzer the tanks are only pimped out in one episode and the girls aren't scantily clad. It's weird because aside from the anime girls it's basically just a show about people nerding out about tanks and armour warfare strategy.[/QUOTE] It's funny how they learn the hard way that pimping out your tanks is a very dumb thing to do. But what really surprised me about Girls und Panzer was that the tanks had as much screen time as the cute girls did. It wasn't just cute girls driving (cute) tanks. [QUOTE=Rangergxi;44073223]Upotte is dumb and has fan service up the ass.[/QUOTE] And that's one of the major contributing reason I loved Girls und Panzer. It didn't rely on panty shots and fanservice. In fact, the director strongly opposed fan service because he wanted to make something [i]good[/i] [editline]27th February 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=just-a-boy;44067932]Oh, and also that one where teams of scantily clad high school girls drive WWII era tanks with ridiculously pimped paintjobs and other shit in large arenas with quasi-live ammunition. World of Tanks with big tits.[/QUOTE] I think you're confusing Girls und Panzer with Strike Witches
[QUOTE=MR2;44075090]Some people's definition of "creepy" will never cease to confuse me.[/QUOTE] jerking off to half anime half boat little girls is pretty widely known as creepy
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;44075904]jerking off to half anime half boat little girls is pretty widely known as creepy[/QUOTE] Jumping to conclusions is kinda creepy too.
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;44075904]jerking off to half anime half boat little girls is pretty widely known as creepy[/QUOTE] That's idiotic. "Creepy" in this context is a cancerous buzzword used by westerners to describe any sort of porn that is outside of what you find on shit like pornhub. Although, that's not correct either because even though this game [I]isn't[/I] porn it's somehow "creepy", by some godforsaken reason, even though it's just not taking itself very seriously. You people hate fun.
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;44075904]jerking off to half anime half boat little girls is pretty widely known as creepy[/QUOTE] I agree, its all boat or nothing. Screw the adulteration of the navy.
[QUOTE=MR2;44076029]That's idiotic. "Creepy" in this context is a cancerous buzzword used by westerners to describe any sort of porn that is outside of what you find on shit like pornhub. Although, that's not correct either because even though this game [I]isn't[/I] porn it's somehow "creepy", by some godforsaken reason, even though it's just not taking itself very seriously. You people hate fun.[/QUOTE] dunno what to tell you man its creepy by normal people standards
[QUOTE=Callinstead;44074624]Seriously? So if one of these girls were defeated, would her corpse be considered a grave site?[/QUOTE] apparently the excuse plot, is about aliens(who happen to use weapons calibers(inches) identical to US/britain mind you), who invaded earth/came from the deep seas or some shit and started to attack everyone. and also somehow, the enemy ships you fight are also ships born out malice/evil/whatever and manifest as enemies, which when you defeat them, you get ships as drops(since you "purified" them). so basically, if they die, they will become enemies, and you have to defeat them, which results in saving them(and the cycle continues i guess?) if you brain hurts reading this, don't worry, mine does too. also the ship/plane/construction/repair crews are faeries lol. here are some of them. [T]http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/tamenuko/imgs/b/b/bbb98eae.jpg[/T] this is basically touhou, navy version when you get down it.
[QUOTE=Wizards Court;44077550]this is basically touhou, navy version when you get down it.[/QUOTE] But Touhou is a bullet hell game. I'm really not seeing any similarities beyond an all girl cast.
Excuse me that is the fucking [B][I]YAMATO!?[/I][/B] What the [I]fuck[/I] Japan
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;44078343]But Touhou is a bullet hell game. I'm really not seeing any similarities beyond an all girl cast.[/QUOTE] i'm referring to the whole all girl cast, with faeries fulfilling similar roles(in a way), it kinda is in a superficial way, which is probably why its reaching touhou-levels of popularity. [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44078431]Excuse me that is the fucking [B][I]YAMATO!?[/I][/B] What the [I]fuck[/I] Japan[/QUOTE] yes, thats yamato.
It's still far from Touhou level.
[QUOTE=MR2;44078644]It's still far from Touhou level.[/QUOTE] well, touhou didn't get where it was in a single year, give it time.
Kancolle makes people do such creative and deep music. [video=youtube;Oy3S9frKnqs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy3S9frKnqs[/video] [sp]skip to 0:55[/sp]
[QUOTE='[Green];44078680']Kancolle makes people do such creative and deep music. [video=youtube;Oy3S9frKnqs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy3S9frKnqs[/video] [sp]skip to 0:55[/sp][/QUOTE] headphones users beware. [sp]damn you, my ears D:[/sp]
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