America is SCREWED! Kids too fat to serve in military.
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[QUOTE=Gummylamb;21473848]Has anyone here been to Disneyland? Did you see the supposed "1 in 3 people are obese"? I didn't, probably 1 in 20, and when I'm walking around or something, It certainly isn't "1 in 3" people are obese.[/QUOTE]
Amen. I really don't know or see many obese people. And besides, there's a reason we have boot camp.
I was planning on being too gay for the military, but look how that's turning out.
What I don't understand is the fact that you have to already be pretty thin to join, although EVERYONE has to go through basic training...? I get that you should be in shape while in the military, but before doesn't make any sense(not like ridiculously overweight, but maybe up to 60 lbs overweight isn't too much IMO).
Uh, I'm pretty sure this is BS. If I remember correctly, the percent ratio of overwieght to 'healthy' Americans is the same as in most European nations, and has been relatively close in the past 20 years. We aren't dead yet, and Europe seems pretty good along.
Now comrades it iz taim to straik the capitalist pigs when zey are defenceless! FO MAZA RUSHA!
[QUOTE=blacksam;21472892]Tax soda and chips.
Now tell tea party.
Watch Civil War II.[/QUOTE]
If there was a second civil war, there would be no way the north could win. We haven't really stayed as hardcore as we used to be.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;21474147]If there was a second civil war, there would be no way the north could win. We haven't really stayed as hardcore as we used to be.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't the US military be on the North's side...?
Since when could kids be drafted into the military???/
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;21473353]America is the country you either love or hate.[/QUOTE]
I can't decide really, living here.
I see a few obese people, but seriously, people from other parts of the world who've never seen America think everyone here is fat :derp:
[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;21474356]I can't decide really, living here.
I see a few obese people, but seriously, people from other parts of the world who've never seen America think everyone here is fat :derp:[/QUOTE]
I bet all the fat people are in one place, and no where else
People will respect them if they're in third world countries.
Fun fact: Australia is the fattest country, but that's not to say it is by a lot.
[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;21474356]I can't decide really, living here.
I see a few obese people, but seriously, people from other parts of the world who've never seen America think everyone here is fat :derp:[/QUOTE]
From all the violent action movies that are all set in U.S. it doesn't surprise me that people expect most "Americans" to be gun-wielding war mongers.
[QUOTE=emPiRe14;21474735]From all the violent action movies that are all set in U.S. it doesn't surprise me that people expect most "Americans" to be gun-wielding war mongers.[/QUOTE]
We are, aren't we?
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;21474959]We are, aren't we?[/QUOTE]
Only if your a REPUBLICAN
[QUOTE=coolrider102;21472817]Send them anyway, Work the fat off of them![/QUOTE]
This^
I'm not too fat for the military, just too scrawny.
[quote]Too fat to fight? Many American children are so overweight from being fed french fries, pizza and other unhealthy foods at school lunchrooms that they cannot handle the physical rigors of being in the military[/quote]
:smith:
Ok so this means a big part of the USA Army will soon consist of Private Pyles? The consumption of jelly doughnuts in the Army will skyrocket :v:
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The title says it all, I'm ashamed of America.
[QUOTE=squeaky024;21475409]The title says it all, I'm ashamed of America.[/QUOTE]
Do you know 10 people that are obviously obese?
Didn't think so
[QUOTE=squeaky024;21475409]The title says it all, I'm ashamed of The United States.[/QUOTE]
Fixed it for ya, Canada is okay.
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[quote=gummylamb;21475519]do you know 10 people that are obviously obese?
Didn't think so[/quote]
only ten?
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21475556]Fixed it for ya, Canada is okay.
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only ten?[/QUOTE]
ya
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;21475641]ya[/QUOTE]
Okay so... if i counted up all the people in the world that were obese... I would have ten people
Maybe they should stop making school lunches suck, and hold parents who feed their children processed, fat foods accountable.
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Why not make meatsheilds. Let them absorb fire while the fit soldiers do work.
So if there was a draft, would the fattys be rewarded for being lazy?
I think the problem is not only with the food, but also with the lack of physical exercise youth does (or doesn't do) nowadays...
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21475694]Okay so... if i counted up all the people in the world that were obese... I would have ten people[/QUOTE]
I said people you know
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21475694]Okay so... if i counted up all the people in the world that were obese... I would have ten people[/QUOTE]
You've maintained a series of contacts reaching towards the thousands in your life. Different names, faces and personalities that you recognize because you've interacted with them in your past.
Can you remember 10 of them that were obese? (Obese does not mean overweight, it means extremely, extremely overweight).
Look at it this way: if the American soldiers become so obese, they can roll around the battle. The need for vehicles will be non-existent, so they'll save millions of dollars. :patriot:
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21477143]Look at it this way: if the American soldiers become so obese, they can roll around the battle. The need for vehicles will be non-existent. :patriot:[/QUOTE]
That ain't how physics works d0de.
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