• America is SCREWED! Kids too fat to serve in military.
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I blame that high-fructose corn syrup they use. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the obesity rating begin to increase when they started using it? Besides, I think they should use REAL sugar rather than this replacement stuff (I hear food and drinks made with real sugar taste better).
mmm honey
A few schools near mine have literally cut their PE classes because they can't afford to run them any more. Fuck them, I can sprint for four miles. Goddamn I'm cool.
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;21477735]A few schools near mine have literally cut their PE classes because they can't afford to run them any more. Fuck them, I can sprint for four miles. Goddamn I'm cool.[/QUOTE] sure you can, sure you can.
Oh for the love of god, this isn't the school's fault. It's the companies who made hundreds of fatty foods, and the parents who feed that shit to their children. Kids will just skip lunch and binge at dinner.
[QUOTE=Morcam;21477759]Oh for the love of god, this isn't the school's fault. It's the companies who made hundreds of fatty foods, and the parents who feed that shit to their children. Kids will just skip lunch and binge at dinner.[/QUOTE] The schools are not even close to the #1 cause, but they ARE an area that the government can exert control over without major uproar, and the schools certainly do have SOME influence, even if it is not a major one.
Take the money they're using to train the healthy recruits and build a weapon that will fire the fat kids. They'll leave a dent in any vehicle and they can walk it off.
God damnit, is it really that hard for people to [B]not[/B] stuff their goddamned pieholes full of carbonated beverages & plasticky burgers? At least we can make our next surge in Iraq a real [U]groundbreaker[/U], amirite guise? :fuckyou::respek::razz:
Tell that to my ~90 lbs body. I eat more than some fat people I know. Minus the ten sticks of butter minimum on every serving of food. [editline]08:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pretiacruento;21475995]I think the problem is not only with the food, but also with the lack of physical exercise youth does (or doesn't do) nowadays...[/QUOTE] Yea and that ones that usualy do a lot of it are douchfags who think they are so cool because they can run a 7:30 minute mile. I'm out of shape and can run that. [editline]08:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Left4Meds;21477786]Take the money they're using to train the healthy recruits and build a weapon that will fire the fat kids. They'll leave a dent in any vehicle and they can walk it off.[/QUOTE] More like crush anything. They will also be able to detonate IEDs under the kids and nothing will happen. Fat kids could also be used to line nuclear bunkers.
whoa, shit military don't diss the fatties in bootcamp! [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tbbBo5gDRlg/SxUHFEDpJ6I/AAAAAAAAAuo/VAQWO-ZBv9k/s1600/fmji9.jpeg[/img]
Human shields!
People really need to lose weight, and I need to [B]gain[/B] weight. 5'5" and 91 pounds.
So you need to be 170 lbs and able to run ten miles to sit in a chair and push the buttons on a Predator console? Within a decade we'll probably replace the lion's share of our front line combat duties with machines operated from halfway around the world. Either that, or we'll just hire Blackwater to fight our wars for us.
[QUOTE=leadpumper;21473147]But the fat ones will raise fat offspring of their own. Assuming they can get laid[/QUOTE] They wont, natures fail-safe.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZS6wem7OQ[/media] [I]"You are a worthless piece of shit, pyle!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!![/I]
Maybe if we werent in useless wars, we wouldnt need those extra recruits
[QUOTE=dj0wns;21478381]Maybe if we werent in useless wars, we wouldnt need those extra recruits[/QUOTE] No shit. Maybe we'd finally have peace in the world if everyone was too fat and lazy to get up and kill each other. Really, you have to ask yourself if that's worse than our current state of everyone killing everyone out of petty greed and ideological differences.
[img]http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg[/img] To hell what they think,as long as we got 3 of those to get through breakfast.
Haha, if you were obese 80 years ago, you were a circus sideshow freak.
lol
Well there goes my "Well I fucked up in School" Plan.
Nonsense, a friend of mine too a picture of such a fellow today in Afghanistan. [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs499.ash1/27240_387956232014_576387014_4439907_3983158_n.jpg[/img]
Lol 3 pizzas
[QUOTE=Wakka;21478752]Nonsense, a friend of mine too a picture of such a fellow today in Afghanistan. [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs499.ash1/27240_387956232014_576387014_4439907_3983158_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Holy shit! Papa John's delivers?
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21478555]Haha, if you were obese 80 years ago, you were a circus sideshow freak.[/QUOTE] Or really rich.
[QUOTE=RaveRaze;21478865]Holy shit! Papa John's delivers?[/QUOTE] In Afghanistan!?
[QUOTE=Penguiin;21474527]Fun fact: Australia is the fattest country, but that's not to say it is by a lot.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity[/url]
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;21480105][URL]http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity[/URL][/QUOTE] I'm willing to prove that wrong... When I get up.
[QUOTE=Roof;21480123]I'm willing to prove that wrong... When I get up.[/QUOTE] Different sites say different things actually :/
[QUOTE=mysteryman;21473319]America Sucks. I'm not trolling either, being born and raised here i've learned that. Recently it's been reinforced due to my school getting some exchange students from Germany and France. Same age, all sophomores, and they even blow a good amount of our seniors away knowledge wise. Thankfully not every American is like this- just a vast majority. But i will admit, i see mostly fat people where i live, but i don't see constant OBESE people, i just see a lot of chubbies.[/QUOTE] angsty teen detected
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