• G-Spot: Science Can't Find It After 60 Years, Study Says
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[QUOTE=BudakCiner;34304329]WOOOOOOW, did you take all that out of some fanfic?[/QUOTE] My cats sometimes leave pungent smells on my sheets too
[QUOTE=muffinmastah;34300441]And then give you all the ugly women.[/QUOTE] Hence why they don't find the G spot. Nobody really tries.
[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;34304334]My cats sometimes leave pungent smells on my sheets too[/QUOTE] Uhhh.
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;34304271]Squirting like water balloon. Or well it does, but not the way he describes it at all.[/QUOTE] It does, he's just a creep about it.
I thought that "She Comes First" by Ian Kerner explain what G-Spot is, pretty well. A spot where roots from clitoris intersect the spongy tissue around urethra. I have hard time imagining it being too hard to see on scans.
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;34304094]See the problem with science today is that its too imperialistic. There is no room for the subjective side of things including emotion and levels of orgasms. Truly disappointing.[/QUOTE]Uuh, the entire point of science is that it's meant to be impartial, finding the actual objective truth, not affected by emotions or such other subjective things. In science, you follow where the evidence points to, not where your emotions do, since one can so easily be mislead and miss the truth because of them.
It's different for every woman because their brains are wired differently. Hell my ex-girlfriend could get off by me licking her behind the ear.
Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious. But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection... Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff. That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed... In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious. But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection... Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff. That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed... In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE] ...Are you the invention of a fictional writer or something? Also never use the words "scrape" and "vagina" in the same sentence.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious. But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection... Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff. That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed... In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE] ITT: virgin fingers girl for the first time, describes it like he made her feel like she's never felt before and he's a boss
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious. But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection... Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff. That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed... In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE] Oh god, my sides. Dude, you are digging yourself so far into the hole it'll take science 60 years to find you too.
[QUOTE=icantread49;34305334]ITT: virgin fingers girl for the first time, describes it like he made her feel like she's never felt before and he's a boss[/QUOTE] Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude. Also... Not QUITE virgin. Y'see, I'm kinda' bi. I've done the friends-with-benefits dance with an old friend of mine for quite a while...
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305386]Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude. Also... Not QUITE virgin. Y'see, I'm kinda' bi. I've done the friends-with-benefits dance with an old friend of mine for quite a while...[/QUOTE] This... is awesome. I haven't seen someone make this much of a fool out of themselves on here in a longgg time. Bravo.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305386]Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude. Also... Not QUITE virgin. Y'see, I'm kinda' bi. I've done the friends-with-benefits dance with an old friend of mine for quite a while...[/QUOTE] Ahhh, so it's not a girl you've been fingering. [editline]20th January 2012[/editline] That explains the excessive squirting
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34300456]Lol, tis' a shame really, all they had to do was ask me ;-) First time touching a girl, first time using the fingers, she tells me I gave her the best orgasm she's ever had... All I had to do was look up the proper technique online. How do I know she wasn't faking? Second time, and every time since, I managed to make her squirt... U mad, science?[/QUOTE] Well you're a brony and you have explicitly said that many times in the past. You're lying. What's up with the zings. Could someone explain, because I don't see anything ironic in this post.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;34305201]It's different for every woman because their brains are wired differently. Hell my ex-girlfriend could get off by me licking her behind the ear.[/QUOTE] also back of the knee scott pilgrim joke aside, that actually works
[QUOTE=blooregardo;34305591]also back of the knee scott pilgrim joke aside, that actually works[/QUOTE] This is true, she also tensed up and it got her worked up when I put pressure with my fingers there. Girls are awesome things.
Am I the only one that think it just doesn't exist?
Get some women scientists who know what they're doing. Something tells me few of these scientists have ever given a woman an orgasm without trying to analyze the whole thing [editline]20th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Lambeth;34301452]I don't :c[/QUOTE] It's okay, you have the best avatar here
I care little about finding her g-spot, as long as I'm satisfied that's really all that matters.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305386]Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude.[/QUOTE] eventually you will realise they all say that unless I'm just really good idk
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;34306830]I care little about finding her g-spot, as long as I'm satisfied that's really all that matters.[/QUOTE] You're what is wrong with the male population :v:
Anybody else think these scientists are lying to cover up their own sexual incompetence to, say, their wives and such? [editline]20th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276] That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed... In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE] If you're 23 why do you need to know how the hotel check-in/out system works? Shouldn't you have your own place?
[QUOTE=Unbled;34305441]This... is awesome. I haven't seen someone make this much of a fool out of themselves on here in a longgg time. Bravo.[/QUOTE] well it is j-dude author of such threads as [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1111664?highlight=]who's got the dirt on michelle bachmann[/url] and [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1093502?highlight=]equestria girls[/url] plus ive been waiting for the shreiker and assblaster since 2008
[QUOTE=AltFanatic;34307175]well it is j-dude author of such threads as [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1111664?highlight=]who's got the dirt on michelle bachmann[/url] and [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1093502?highlight=]equestria girls[/url] plus ive been waiting for the shreiker and assblaster since 2008[/QUOTE] J-Dude. While you're at it, mind taking a rest in this place? [img]http://www.ilmfruits.com/wp-content/uploads/empty-grave.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305386]Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude. Also... Not QUITE virgin. Y'see, I'm kinda' bi. I've done the friends-with-benefits dance with an old friend of mine for quite a while...[/QUOTE] I'm now 9137% sure you're not lying
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34300651]Yeah, you go ahead and doubt. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy the pungent, yet oddly satisfying scent of sex that she leaves on my sheets... And by the way, the trick is, two fingers, palm-up, hook the fingers once inside, and scrape them (not your nails, moron) hard against the inner-side of the pubic bone. You'll know it when you feel it, trust me, that bone is pretty prominent. It won't be quick though; be prepared for some worn-out arms. I'll tell you though, there's nothing that makes you feel taller than seeing her face scrunch up, her hands clutch the edges of the bed, her legs come up to her knees and see and feel her splash her ejaculate all over your open hand. If you REALLY did it right, she'll be airy and have trouble walking till you kiss her goodnight...[/QUOTE] I'm actually feeling nauseous after reading these posts. It's like the the distinct feeling of falling in a septic tank in text form.
Hahahahaha J-Dude had to google how to finger a girl "Why do you have a cactus?" "Trust me yahoo answers said you're gonna LOVE this"
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious. But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection... Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff. That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed... In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE] Your acting so high and mighty, when you've only fingered her a few times.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious. But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection... Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff. That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed... In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE] So first you pretended to be the king of sex and now we find out that you are a 23 year old virgin. What a twist!
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