G-Spot: Science Can't Find It After 60 Years, Study Says
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[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305386]Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude.
Also... Not QUITE virgin. Y'see, I'm kinda' bi. I've done the friends-with-benefits dance with an old friend of mine for quite a while...[/QUOTE]
You say you took one FROM the team?
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious.
But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection...
Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff.
That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed...
In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE]
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CONFIRMED:
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Wiki-fingering.png[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305386]Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude.
Also... Not QUITE virgin. Y'see, I'm kinda' bi. I've done the friends-with-benefits dance with an old friend of mine for quite a while...[/QUOTE]
how exactly does one become kinda bi?
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]
In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE]
okay fine we all believe you why do you have to keep posting it
Maybe it's just an abnormality (like a much more sensitive area) that happens inconsistently and not to all women?
[QUOTE=tedfinly;34300611]We should set up a Facepunch institute and begin a new investigation. For science, of course...[/QUOTE]
All female participants must weigh above 400 pounds
I did find that there was one area that my ex really responded to. It was certainly a more sensitive spot, but I don't know if I'd go as far as calling it her g-spot.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305386]Well Hell, blame HER for that. SHE said it was her best, not me dude.
Also... Not QUITE virgin. Y'see, I'm kinda' bi. I've done the friends-with-benefits dance with an old friend of mine for quite a while...[/QUOTE]
Sex gets better the more one has it (unless it's with the same person or one is over 30). At which end of the spectrum do you think this puts you?
You're bad and you're both inexperienced. Brag less sex more.
[QUOTE=supercopter;34310443]All female participants must weigh above 400 pounds[/QUOTE]
Oh why not female whales instead?
It's quite obviously located between the "F" spot and the "H" spot......
Well, That joke sucked.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious.
But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection...
Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff.
That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed...
In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/we_get_it.png[/img]
Does this look familiar to you?
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE]
Afterward, please let us know how it went in vivid detail since we care so much
Let's test this hypothesis.
I can find the g-spot, I mean this isn't rocket science.
I found it! It's up deep in a mushy hole at the bottom of the slit! Nobel Peace Prize, please.
60 years of science research has proven that people calling themselves scientists just don't have dicks. Hell, the area isn't that hard to find just using your fingers.
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;34304094]See the problem with science today is that its too imperialistic. There is no room for the subjective side of things including emotion and levels of orgasms. Truly disappointing.[/QUOTE]
That's not the point of science.
[quote]
A Rutgers University research team recently asked several women to stimulate themselves in a functional magnetic resonance (fMRI) machine. Brain scans showed stimulating the clitoris, vagina and cervix lit up distinct areas of the women's sensory cortex. This means the brain registered distinct feelings between stimulating the clitoris, the cervix and the vaginal wall – where the G-spot is famed to be.[/quote]
Only my college would do this.
Only Rutgers.
[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;34337431]60 years of science research has proven that people calling themselves scientists just don't have dicks. Hell, the area isn't that hard to find just using your fingers.[/QUOTE]
this post and many others in this thread prove that people are too lazy to read the OP
come on guys it's not that hard
[QUOTE=Judas;34301689]But i'm gay[/QUOTE]
god damnit, you have it easy :(
[editline]22nd January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34305276]Oh yeesh, these comments are truly fucking hilarious.
But the funny part is, as much as you guys think the lady doth protest too much, every word is true. I don't know what part some of you think is impossible, but then again there are some camps that say it's impossible to piss with an erection...
Oh, I've even got photographic evidence that it's true, but I'm not such a tool that I'd put a pic of my girlfriend's sweeter bits on a forum just to prove a point to a bunch of hooting jackholes I don't even know... Who probably wouldn't buy it anyway because, any way you slice it, I'd have to go step by step to prove she WAS in fact my girlfriend, and that it WAS in fact HER ladyparts in the photos, and like I said, too much effort for no real payoff.
That said, yes, I'm 23, and my sexual encounters with her would in fact be my first. What can I say, always been terrified of rejection, not particularly social, and girls aren't usually the seekers... online dating is quite the boon indeed...
In any case, we're going all the way for the first time next Thursday at a hotel. And if you think THAT'S bullshit, then check my thread creation history and see something I posted last week on this very forum asking how the check-in/out system at hotels work.[/QUOTE]
ok dude, you're excited about having sex
tone it down
it's a little bit weird
[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;34337431]60 years of science research has proven that people calling themselves scientists just don't have dicks. Hell, the area isn't that hard to find just using your fingers.[/QUOTE]
Bad reading, fuck
they're saying they haven't found exactly what it is
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34300651]Yeah, you go ahead and doubt. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy the pungent, yet oddly satisfying scent of sex that she leaves on my sheets...
And by the way, the trick is, two fingers, palm-up, hook the fingers once inside, and scrape them (not your nails, moron) hard against the inner-side of the pubic bone. You'll know it when you feel it, trust me, that bone is pretty prominent. It won't be quick though; be prepared for some worn-out arms. I'll tell you though, there's nothing that makes you feel taller than seeing her face scrunch up, her hands clutch the edges of the bed, her legs come up to her knees and see and feel her splash her ejaculate all over your open hand. If you REALLY did it right, she'll be airy and have trouble walking till you kiss her goodnight...[/QUOTE]
You are so fucking creepy holy shit. The fact that you describe it in such detail shows you're bullshiting too.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;34303812]I know where mine is. ;) ;) ;)[/QUOTE]
hello gay evil twin
Pretty sure j-dude took that off some tutorial or a hentai fanfic.
cause one can't detail that vivid and strange in such a tone.
With science, we could CREATE ONE.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34300456]Lol, tis' a shame really, all they had to do was ask me ;-)
First time touching a girl, first time using the fingers, she tells me I gave her the best orgasm she's ever had... All I had to do was look up the proper technique online.
How do I know she wasn't faking?
Second time, and every time since, I managed to make her squirt...
U mad, science?[/QUOTE]
Kill yourself.
dont even bother geting mad, i've fingered a total of 3 girls. first things first you put 2 fingers inside her vagina and then curl your fingers (as j-dude said, whos probbly not even joking stop getting jealous seriousy its jujst annoying now.) and rub till you find the bony area. all the girls ive fingered squirt and sometimes i drink it all. it doesnt even taste bad but you'd never know because you've never evn fingered a girl before.
peace
[QUOTE=J-Dude;34300651]And by the way, the trick is, two fingers, palm-up, hook the fingers once inside, and scrape them (not your nails, moron) hard against the inner-side of the pubic bone.[/QUOTE]
You make it sound stupid
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