ISIS starts selling oil and gaining customers at a short price of $20 per barrel
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[QUOTE=Nak;46453800]Bloodmoney.
It will never wash off your hands.[/QUOTE]
Hate to say it, but all them sparkly diamonds say you're wrong.
[QUOTE=Karishnikova;46456827]You really, really wouldn't want to put crude oil in a car...[/QUOTE]
gas would still be stupidly cheap
[QUOTE=AJ10017;46456777]hell i'd buy a 50 gallon drum for 20 dollars. thats how much it costs to fill a tank of gas usually[/QUOTE]
I don't see how anybody can buy from them an sleep at night
[QUOTE=27X;46456944]Hate to say it, but all them sparkly diamonds say you're wrong.[/QUOTE]
Every Kiss begins with exploited workforce and casualties of constant civil war.
[QUOTE=AJ10017;46456956]gas would still be stupidly cheap[/QUOTE]
Well yes. It would be.
Because I worked it out here
[QUOTE=Karishnikova;46456451]To anyone curious:
1 barrel of crude is 42 US Gallons (159 liters) and will produce about 19 gallons (72 liters) of refined gasoline for vehicles.
So basically, $1/gallon (0.22 eur per liter / 18p per liter)
Yeah no I'd totally fucking buy that.[/QUOTE]
the price of this oil has disrespected the islamic state and its righteous calpih
to reprimand this heresy we are now going to slash the prices of this oil right down to $20 grab it while it's hot
Sooo anyone got their number?
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They probably dilute it with blood to sell more of it.
[QUOTE=Nak;46453800]Bloodmoney.
It will never wash off your hands.[/QUOTE]
Bloodoil?
Oilmoney?
Bloibloney?
Not really sure how this is any different than any other oil producer in the world. Most petroleum producing companies and nations do some horrific nefarious shit, difference is just ISIS doesn't have the legal protection of a state or transnational corporation.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;46468599]Not really sure how this is any different than any other oil producer in the world. Most petroleum producing companies and nations do some horrific nefarious shit, difference is just ISIS doesn't have the legal protection of a state or transnational corporation.[/QUOTE]
you're saying marathon is behedding people? granted its a very biased comparison, but oil companies don't outright behead and or rape people for living near the oil, nor do most countries last time i checked
$20 a barrel?
Screw this, make ISIS move to Denmark and convert us to Islam.
At least they'll behead us in public and get it over with rather than through taxes.