• Twitard bitten in the neck after watching Twilight movie
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This isn't that big, it didn't penetrate skin.
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;18571136]This isn't that big, it didn't penetrate skin.[/QUOTE] ITT: We talk about how devolved Twilight Fans are, not the actual news presented to us :v:
Looks like a job for, [img]http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/van-helsing1.jpg[/img]
[quote]NORTON SHORES, Mich.[/quote] Supreme vampire protection
[QUOTE=Rubs10;18571412]Looks like a job for, [img]http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/van-helsing1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Or: [url=http://ultraxs.com/share-AACB_4B0DC626.html][img]http://ultraxs.com/image-AACB_4B0DC626.gif[/img][/url] :smug:
i would love to own that dodge charger
I thought Twilight fans were in to this kind of shit.
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[QUOTE=Euphorium;18572847]I thought Twilight fans were in to this kind of shit.[/QUOTE] Only if Robert Pattison 'sucks' their blood, otherwise its considered rape :v:
Finally, a story I can sink my teeth into
If someone ever bites me or a friend of mine they will be getting a nice 8 inch hunting knife through the gut. :clint:
What ever happened to cool movies like Dracula and Interview with a Vampire?
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18573322]What ever happened to cool movies like Dracula and Interview with a Vampire?[/QUOTE] They didn't have sexy heartthrobs like Robert Pattison, therefore in the minds of Twifans, they suck. :crossarms: Oh wow, really unintended pun there. lol
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18573340]They didn't have sexy heartthrobs like Robert Pattison, therefore in the minds of Twifans, they [b][u]suck[/u][/b]. :crossarms:[/QUOTE] Ha ha ha youre so funny. :haw:
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18573340]They didn't have sexy heartthrobs like Robert Pattison, therefore in the minds of Twifans, they suck. :crossarms:[/QUOTE] They had Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18573340]They didn't have sexy heartthrobs like Robert Pattison, therefore in the minds of Twifans, they suck. :crossarms:[/QUOTE] I thought Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Antonio Banderas were supposed to be sexy heartthrobs, as well
If we start a twilight religion we could become really rich you know...
[QUOTE=Turbis2;18573490]If we start a twilight religion we could become really rich you know...[/QUOTE] We could start it, and the evil god person is called Fleshnu, and we could scam people out of money, and use Tom Cruise to get popularity... Oh wait...
Yea, I wasn't thinking of a pun at the time, my bad.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;18570905]I'm halfway through watching twilight, and it's boring as fuck but I want to be able to attack it withbasis.[/QUOTE] You'll lose a thousand brain cells. [I]A second.[/I] :v:
:downs: why don't they just zoom and enhance like CSI?!?!? :smug:
[QUOTE=Keegs;18575550]:downs: why don't they just zoom and enhance like CSI?!?!? :smug:[/QUOTE] Because this happened in a small town outside Grand Rapids.
All these idiot twilight fans need to go watch a real vampire movie. I'd recomend 30 days of night, that shit was awesome.
jesus, that's kinda scary.. :buddy:
[QUOTE=Turbis2;18573490]If we start a twilight religion we could become really rich you know...[/QUOTE] It's called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints aka. mormon church.
Twipedo?
[QUOTE=redBadger;18568865]Twifag fans are just fucking crazy.[/QUOTE] Twifag fans... like, fans of fans? [editline]06:09PM[/editline] hey its pretty disambiguous ok. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/box.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Rubs10;18571412]Looks like a job for, [img]http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/van-helsing1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] VAMPIRE?!?! [img]http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/11/hugh-jackman-bondi-beach-d02.jpg[/img]
Look on the bright side. It's stupid, but it's not Republican Christian stupid.
[QUOTE=Deadollie;18568996]Jesus, now they're attacking each other.[/QUOTE] Hopefully they'll wipe each other out.
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