Twitard bitten in the neck after watching Twilight movie
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[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;18573237]If someone ever bites me or a friend of mine they will be getting a nice 8 inch hunting knife through the gut. :clint:[/QUOTE]
Whoa ur a badass please have sex w/ me
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The fuck :geno:
I don't see what the problem is, biting is fucking awesome
He must have been a
[b]PAIN IN THE NECK.[/b]
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[QUOTE=bravehat;18586090]I don't see what the problem is, biting is fucking awesome[/QUOTE]
It is also considered assault.
Chicks don't dig assault from a 45 year old.
[QUOTE=Seth2492;18571482]Or:
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:smug:[/QUOTE]
But if he crosses state borders its a job for...
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:smug:
[QUOTE=madmanmad;18577880]All these idiot twilight fans need to go watch a real vampire movie.
I'd recomend 30 days of night, that shit was awesome.[/QUOTE]Good movie. Has anyone played a RPG called World of Darkness? Make a movie out of the vampires based on those rules. I know there was a television series at one point. Kindred: The Embraced was it?
[QUOTE=Solo Wing;18608348]Good movie. Has anyone played a RPG called World of Darkness? Make a movie out of the vampires based on those rules. I know there was a television series at one point. Kindred: The Embraced was it?[/QUOTE]
Yes. It only had 8 episodes. Apparently the writers killed the show off on purpose due to lack of interest.
Also...
[B]Malkavians FTW![/B]
he's pretty short
5 feet tall? Holy shit he's short.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;18573010]Finally, a story I can sink my teeth into[/QUOTE]
Ahah.. ahah ahah.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;18613851]5 feet tall? Holy shit he's short.[/QUOTE]
Wow, that means Little Mac is taller than him.
[quote]The suspect is described as a white male with short, dark spiky hair and is believed to be approximately 45 years old and 5 feet tall. He was wearing a brown corduroy jacket and jeans at the time and was described as being unshaven.
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:confused:
The disturbing part is there was a man watching Twilight, and probably enjoyed it enough to do that.
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