Chinese woman, 95, climbs out of coffin after being 'dead' for days
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[QUOTE=Lomme;35010753]Maybe she was on RED, respawn on defense usually take longer.[/QUOTE]
For some reason this made me laugh hard enough to choke on the granola bar I was eating.
"Shit guys I fall asleep for a minute and you guys try to bury me? Remind me not to stay at your place."
She came back twice as powerful as before.
I wonder how everyone's reaction was when she was walking around.
That's some shitty re-spawn waiting time.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;35007344]I wish I had a dollar for every time she's eaten rice.[/QUOTE]
Man that's [I]ri[/I]cist!
This isn't news. Even if it is true (which it's probably just tabloid material), somebody not knowing how to check vital signs IS NOT NEWS.
This is the cancer that is killing In the News!
Maybe if they'd bought her a nicer coffin she would have stayed dead.
[QUOTE=shian;35007404]Oh for fuck sake, stop using the 'daily mail' is known to be bad so its bad.
[url]http://omgghana.com/95-year-old-chinese-woman-climbs-out-of-her-coffin-6-days-after-she-died/[/url]
[url]http://www.joe.ie/joe-life/life-features/chinese-woman-climbs-out-of-her-coffin-six-days-later-0021788-1[/url]
[url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/zombie-gran-95-year-old-chinese-woman-746295[/url]
[url]http://spyghana.com/world-news/asia/95-year-old-chinese-woman-climbs-out-of-her-coffin-6-days-after-she-died/[/url][/QUOTE]
Wow, such reliable sources!
If you bothered to check, they're 1) Still bad sources, and 2) They're all copy-paste articles.
[QUOTE=znk666;35006605]Grandma!You sleeping?
*No response*
Oh well,better put her in the coffin[/QUOTE]
Such is life in Communist China.
[QUOTE=Last or First;35006915][B]It's just a flesh wound![/B]
Jesus was dead for 3 days.
She was dead for [I]6.[/I]
Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]
SHE'S JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;35013493]SHE'S JESUS FUCKING CHRIST[/QUOTE]Jesus? Her name's Li; And I doubt she'll be getting much after six days in a coffin.
[QUOTE=Doneeh;35010197]So this is the first CIA agent to test out the fake death pill huh? 60 years later and she's still pulling the same stunt. Snake didn't go six days though.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, Snake is restrained by the SNAKE IS DEAD timer thing, this woman lacks such a restraint.
I'm totally doing this when I die.
*Pumps shotgun*
They're Here...
Whenever I read articles like these I can't stop thinking about the possibility of other people also "waking up again" in their coffins, but they're already buried and nobody can hear them scream.
...did she crush capitalism?
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