• Breaking: Seattle Man Takes Tree Hostage. (LIVE)
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this shit is bizarre
He's gonna get bored eventually right?
[t]https://i.gyazo.com/bc4e979a5379b7a826cc532416a24263.png[/t] He's made himself a club.
I seriously thought this thread had a typo until I clicked, like many others I assume. I mean he is a taking it hostage how? I know trees are alive but it's hardly a hostage in itself, he is stuck in the tree, isn't he a hostage to the tree itself, he could fall and hurt himself.
Why does everyone care so much? Why dont they just let the guy stay in that tree till he comes down
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;49987943] I mean he is a taking it hostage how? I know trees are alive but it's hardly a hostage in itself, he is stuck in the tree, isn't he a hostage to the tree itself, he could fall and hurt himself.[/QUOTE] Come on man, it's 2016 I thought we were more progressive than this. In the newest update the pizza boxes the police ordered earlier have reappeared. [t]https://i.gyazo.com/2ada625aeb66dcb783d5a41813c45b8d.jpg[/t][t]https://i.gyazo.com/dca2f67a2cf8e9cecfb43f0948214c4a.png[/t]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49987990]Come on man, it's 2016 I thought we were more progressive than this. In the newest update the pizza boxes the police ordered earlier have reappeared. [t]https://i.gyazo.com/2ada625aeb66dcb783d5a41813c45b8d.jpg[/t][t]https://i.gyazo.com/dca2f67a2cf8e9cecfb43f0948214c4a.png[/t][/QUOTE] The big, neigh most important question is this.. Was that pizza for the crowd or did they share with Tree man?
I never saw them give him any pizza. I'm pretty sure the firefighters and PD ordered it and the crowd picked the boxes out of the garbage.
We need to crack down on these radical tree people before it becomes serious Chop the tree down no, burn the whole block down
Here's a summary of today's event: Today, a man was taking a tree hostage while Joe Biden was buying pizza but in an unexpected turn of events, the tree is now taking the man hostage. Now the people of Seattle, overwhelmed by the courage and bravery of the man, bought every pizza they could find and pledged loyalty to the new "Tree King" with their pizza box. Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting in the line to get his pizza.
He just stood up, took a piss and flipped everyone off. I just realized that if he had planned for this he could get that street shut down for days. Obviously this was not something he had put a lot of thought on but if he had brought like, a poncho, a sleeping hammock (The ones designed for trees) and backpack with snacks in it he could stay up there a couple days if he was motivated enough. But he's wet and has nothing with him so at this rate he'll come down within the next couple hours.
Seems to be lying down on a precarious looking branch. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/PnDG77Z.png[/img_thumb]
He's coming down, the journey seems to be over. Edit: He wants his backpack back DOUBLE EDIT: HE'S GOING BACK UP
He's going back up.
This thread has been a good read. Shame he's coming down. [editline]23rd March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49988548]He's going back up.[/QUOTE] Oh shit
Looks like he didn't get his backpack so he went back up, not quite sure what his plan could be
He's back on the top, very livid that the police or someone jacked his backpack..
What were those things he threw down off the tree?
[QUOTE=chin;49988682]What were those things he threw down off the tree?[/QUOTE] It could've been some form of a hunting perch, but it seems that it he gave up on the idea and lobbed the pieces into the crowd
Is he sleeping in the tree now?
To give the lurkers who don't have the time to watch the stream, here's a condensed version of whats going on at the time of posting.. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/FBkx5hh.png[/img_thumb] [B]Edit -[/B]Change of position, but he seems to have moved a bit every now and again. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/aQnpxwb.png[/img_thumb]
Oh shit he's sitting again
God this is so intense.
Any idea what he's saying to the police? (other than "shut up, faggot")
Oh god. Someone contacted Phoenix Jones.
[QUOTE=pentium;49989058]Oh god. Someone contacted Phoenix Jones.[/QUOTE] He has arrived!
superheros are here!
[QUOTE=piddlezmcfuz;49987020]The news chopper has been hovering for like two hours now and i am just imagining the amount of money they are wasting on fuel[/QUOTE] Moneys all in the ratings baby
is the stream dead? it's back
Climbing down and breaking branches. aaaand back up he goes.
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