I like how people are still attempting to make crushing / fat jokes.
Despite the fact that it stopped being funny before the thread was even made...
[quote]Her attorney told said there was a long history of domestic abuse in the relationship.[/quote]
Oh yeah you know, those 120lbs. men and their humiliating 400lbs. women all the time, gosh darn them.
[QUOTE=cdlink14;19780117]I like how people are still attempting to make crushing / fat jokes.
Despite the fact that it stopped being funny before the thread was even made...[/QUOTE]
Your mother stopped being funny before this thread was made.
[sp]No she didn't.[/sp]
Whoa, looks like she was a little too [IMG]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/classes/heavy.gif[/IMG]
what a [b]smashing[/b] story
I thought things like this only happened in movies
They didn't want to send her to prison because it would cost too much to feed her fat ass.
This story really [B]bummed[/B] me.
Perhaps it was [b]fat[/b]e..
What a [B]heavy[/B] blow for his family.
:byodood:
Last three puns were terrible.
she was fat and sat on him and he died heh
I wonder if they were smashed
Only in Ohio.
I guess you could say she was... FAT! Lawl!
And he must have been... CRUSHED!!!1! LOL
wow what a [i]fat whale[/i] :smug:
Anyone else who makes a pun that isn't an actual pun gets banned
[QUOTE=Wipmuck;19779465]Self rating isn't funny.[/QUOTE]
Nobody gives a shit about ratings, chill brah.
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[quote=barack obama;19782863]anyone else who makes a pun that isn't an actual pun gets banned[/quote]
zing!
All the people in the library are looking at me because I laughed so hard.
[QUOTE=TH89;19782863]Anyone else who makes a pun that isn't an actual pun gets banned[/QUOTE]
[B]Fat[/B] chance of that happening.
I had just heard about this on the radio a few minutes ago. Is three years probation really enough? That's basically murder, right?
[QUOTE=TH89;19782863]Anyone else who makes a pun that isn't an actual pun gets banned[/QUOTE]
How about anyone who makes a pun period? They're very rarely funny.
wtf the boy was 54 kg. Were these two like freaking 10 years old?
[QUOTE=Boomersocks;19782743]wow what a [I]fat whale[/I] :smug:[/QUOTE]
I guess he really [I]whaled[/I] on her during their marriage.
[quote=orbitrek;19779124]wow, that was really a [b]crushing[/b] defeat![/quote]
lame!!
I think they were having make-up sex and to apologize, she said she'd ride him.
Silly bitch, the horse doesn't ride the cowboy!
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