What a [B][I]Crushing[/I][/B] sensation of a story..
[QUOTE=KaIibos;19797194]136 kilograms = 299.828677 pounds[/QUOTE]
She was only 0.18 pound away from being declared as a special need
fuck i missed this
[b]She broke his spine then drank his orange crush.[/b]
:rimshot:
[editline]04:05AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;19797219]i am heavy weapons girl
and love is my weapon[/QUOTE]
I think her ass was her weapon :geno:
[editline]04:06AM[/editline]
:rimshot:
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;19797219]i am heavy weapons girl
and love is my weapon[/QUOTE]
She weighs 136 Kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.
It costs 400,000 dollars to fire her ass....for twelve seconds
<old picture of me being late>
This is heavy.
Fuck me. :(
[QUOTE=Wipmuck;19779465]Self rating isn't funny.[/QUOTE]
I don't think it's possible to rate yourself Funny 17 times.
:siren:NSFW:siren:
[URL]http://sabelnikova.com/gs/thumbs/mfeed7/79/keyword-sitting-4a9434b1.jpg[/URL]
[editline]12:37PM[/editline]
I also found this:
[IMG]http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/120210.jpg[/IMG]
:eek:
this is going to follow her around forever and humiliate her
this is amazing
"So what happened with your last boyfriend?"
"LETS JUST SAY I SHOULDN'T BE ON TOP"
Looks like things got too hot and heavy for the guy.
she is fat.
She was freed probaly because the construction of Cargo Elevator would have cost too damn much.
That was a joke, [B]haha, [B]Fat chance![/B][/B]
Must've had a heavy heart after she realised.
Wait, if she squished him by sitting on him, how did they breed? Surely the fat deposits would've removed all chances for a manned exploratory mission of of her innermost crevasses? Unless he sort of just grabbed a handful and it seeped down :geno:
[B]fat[/B] chance they were going to stay together...
[editline]01:22AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19808403]She was freed probaly because the construction of Cargo Elevator would have cost too damn much.
Just kidding, [B]haha, [B]Fat chance![/B][/B][/QUOTE]
..damnit
Gabe Newell.
idk if i'm late or not but i'm going to say the following sentence anyway:
entire boyfriend is baby
Looks like she was too much of a [i]fatass[/i].
:smug:
The sentence is the only thing thin about her.
[editline]08:52PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;19811129]Gabe Newell.[/QUOTE]
Gabe Newell crushed his boyfriend? :raise:
This is quite a [I]whopper[/I] of a story.
I'm guessing he didn't understand the [i]weight[/i] of the situation.
What 'chu gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunks?
Gabes perfect wife
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;19787730]It looks like she [i]sat on and killed her boyfriend.[/i]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Not a pun" - TH89))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
...
You can seriously get banned for that? What the fuck?
(in before TH89 just says "Fair, next. Pick up that can.")
I nearly crushed my forehead from facepalming to these puns.
[QUOTE=BRIAN BLESSED;19827370]...
You can seriously get banned for that? What the fuck?
(in before TH89 just says "Fair, next. Pick up that can.")[/QUOTE]
CAREFUL NOW, THEM'S BANNIN' WORDS!
[User was banned for this post. Reason: Predicting moderation of another person. Event 743623]
This thread is out of puns
well at least that was a huge weight of his mind
I got a feeling, tonight's going to be a [b]BIG[/b] night.
Daw, I'm crushed.
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