• Scientists Confirm that Plants Talk and Listen To Each Other, Communication Crucial for Survival
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[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;36349238]I wonder if this means that vegan-ism will stop, or if vegans will just starve.[/QUOTE] because all vegans are vegan because of animal welfare
[QUOTE=ladiida;36349606]No matter what you eat, you are going to be a heartless life eating monster. Welp, time to grow some chlorophyll and photosynthesize![/QUOTE] You're polluting the atmosphere with oxygen and killing off innocent methane-based organisms you monster.
[QUOTE=ladiida;36349606]No matter what you eat, you are going to be a heartless life eating monster. Welp, time to grow some chlorophyll and photosynthesize![/QUOTE] I'm not heartless if I'm a life-eating organism. I'm heartless if I kill something for no reason. I'm okay with...fucking, slaughtering animals for food and going full holocaust on plants and fish and what-not. I mean, it's nature, they gotta fucking deal with it. Gotta imagine though, coffee plants must be shitting themselves. [I]"Oh man, we got rid of the bugs with that fucking insecticide that took hundreds and thousands of years to develop and now these fucking apes are ADDICTED TO IT?!"[/I]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM&feature=related[/media] So they were right then... Also, houseplants must get really lonely.
Yeah the basic concept of eating is using the life energy of another living thing, and absorbing it. There is no way to eat without killing or maiming living things.
Vine: "So what've you been up to?" Vine 2: "Not much, just hanging out."
[QUOTE=Blackizzle;36349304]When are scientist going to stop doing this? Aren't you a scientist because you're interested in finding out the unknown..?[/QUOTE] It was because the experiment was essentially hooking a plant up to a lie detector and slapping the shit out of it, it was a terrible experiment.
[QUOTE=legolover122;36349210]Now the only things PETA members can eat are dirt and rocks.[/QUOTE] Haven't you seen Apollo 18? Rocks are living things too, man!
[QUOTE=RagerTrader;36348930]So, in vegetable gardens the plants are going "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITHELPMESHITSHITSHIT!"[/QUOTE] Yep. And I reply, "IT'S WEEDWHACKING TIME!!!" :v:
Well, that's interesting. Therefore: No matter if you eat meat or vegetables, you're surely killing something. Makes sense.
I bet vegans will argue that it's fine since the vegetables don't have a central nervous system, at least the ones that don't eat meat for moral reasons. Shit man at least animals can try and fight back when you kill them, plants just have to say bye to all their friends as you rip them from the ground :smith:
This just in, tons of vegans form massive circlejerk in the middle of new york, smug emissions at all time high. Wait this post is stupid, vegans still eat plants. fuck
i want to be best bros with my tomato plant before it dies
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;36349047]Vegetarians can't be so self-righteous now, can they? HEAR THE LETTUICE SCREAM, YOU MURDERERS. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SLAUGHTER THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT CARROTS???[/QUOTE] You say that as if vegetarians are the only people that have vegetables with whatever they're eating.
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;36349417]It's only a matter of time before they evolve. I, for one, welcome our new plant overlords.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV_WYrZTtpw[/media]
[QUOTE=markg06;36351431]You say that as if vegetarians are the only people that have vegetables with whatever they're eating.[/QUOTE] Hes imitating annoying vegans who keep screaming meat is murder and shit
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;36348990]So now every time I mow now, I will be thinking of plants and flowers screaming in pure terror before I rip them to shreds, thanks.[/QUOTE] It's interesting that you say that because the same researchers carried out another experiment similar to your statement. They placed a hypersensitive microphone on a custom built silent lawnmower, the sounds were astonishing: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8N9fgLc8-Y&hd=1[/media]
[QUOTE=danelo;36352126]It's interesting that you say that because the same researchers carried out another experiment similar to your statement. They placed a hypersensitive microphone on a custom built silent lawnmower, the sounds were astonishing: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8N9fgLc8-Y&hd=1[/media][/QUOTE] Legit.
[QUOTE=Roof;36349002]i'm a murderer[/QUOTE] It's not like humans have been eating meat gained through hunting for the last two hundred thousand years or so [editline]16th June 2012[/editline] Also, I wonder if it actually makes a difference if you speak to plants :v: Maybe its connected somehow.
[video=youtube;kOvwc8_QXiY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvwc8_QXiY[/video] Thread music
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;36352340][video=youtube;kOvwc8_QXiY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvwc8_QXiY[/video] Thread music[/QUOTE] This is probably the shittiest Tool song ever.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;36352399]This is probably the shittiest Tool song ever.[/QUOTE] Wasn't posting it because it is "good" :v:
I am pretty sure this as also proved Confirmed or Plausible on Mythbusters aswell.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;36352416]Wasn't posting it because it is "good" :v:[/QUOTE] Alright nevermind. Just dear god it's roughly 15 minutes of a noise circle jerk. [editline]16th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Deiru;36352433]I am pretty sure this as also proved Confirmed or Plausible on Mythbusters aswell.[/QUOTE] All they did was play different music to plants. Plants responded better to classical music opposed to newer rock music.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;36352435] All they did was play different music to plants. Plants responded better to classical music opposed to newer rock music.[/QUOTE] I distinctly remember an episode where Tory was hitting a bunch of plants
Read it as planets talk to each other. Almost died.
And boiling yogurt
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;36352464]And boiling yogurt[/QUOTE] I honestly don't know. I just remember the music one.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;36352435]Alright nevermind. Just dear god it's roughly 15 minutes of a noise circle jerk. [editline]16th June 2012[/editline] All they did was play different music to plants. Plants responded better to classical music opposed to newer rock music.[/QUOTE] Actually they preffered the death metal and being screamed at as far as I remember.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;36352508]Actually they preffered the death metal and being screamed at as far as I remember.[/QUOTE] I honestly don't remember.
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