• Wife mistakes burglar for hubby, tries to have sex
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[QUOTE=demoguy08;19864648]Now there's a weird situation, is it rape if she agrees to sex but doesn't know who the guy is?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/DrxDrO/philo2.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Oblivion470;19868035]Asian girls turn me off.[/QUOTE] Same, half Asians are OK.
That's always a good sign, right?
I thought the title said "Wife mistakes burger for hubby, tries to have sex"
[QUOTE=BCell;19877144]I thought the title said "Wife mistakes burger for hubby, tries to have sex"[/QUOTE] I fucking read 'Wife makes burger for hubby, tries to have sex' And I thought, 'How the fuck is this news?'
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;19864109]We [b]really[/b] should keep people like this from posting.[/QUOTE] It went wrong when he signed up with such an excuse for a username.
I read this wife mistakes burglar for hubby, tries to have sex. weird.
There's a pun here somewhere but I just can't find it [editline]04:34PM[/editline] It looks like they... ...[I]had sex[/I]
[QUOTE=NeoTurtle;19892184]There's a pun here somewhere but I just can't find it [editline]04:34PM[/editline] It looks like they... ...[I]had sex[/I][/QUOTE] Maybe, but your postcount is 1337 Hail you
[QUOTE=hogstr;19863889]A Chinese woman got the surprise of her life when she discovered the man she tried to make love to was an intruder and not her husband. The woman, Qiu, told police she was sleeping in her Changsha home in the Hunan province last week when she heard someone enter her bedroom, China Daily reports. Believing the burglar to be her husband, Qiu threw herself on the man to make love to him The intruder pushed her down on the bed and started to oblige when she realized the man’s hair was much longer than her husband’s. Switching on the lights, she saw the stranger and started to scream. [url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/26/wife-mistakes-burglar-for-husband-tries-to-have-sex/[/url] ...and started to scream, "me so horny, love me long time!"[/QUOTE] rotfl... she probably screamed oh my god alot. i wonder if her nieghbors heard the screaming.
I wonder if he was actually there to steal her virginity?
He was expecting to have jewelry in his arms not her.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;19899766]He was expecting to have jewelry in his arms not her.[/QUOTE] The one with the family jewels was next door playing mahjong.... he came a little later.
Wasn't there a wife who mistook her husband for a burglar and shot him dead?
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