Lucky as shit 3 year old uncovers $4M gold medieval relic.
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News tomorrow:
3 Year old buys millions of dollars worth of ice cream and candy.
[QUOTE=Sumtoxx;26233498]Hello free doctorate degree.
That kid could probably retire right now and live the rest of his life off that. (assuming he was sensible with his money)[/QUOTE]
he's 3
I'm so happy for him. C:
My god, how lucky can you get?
that kid probably thinks nickels are worth more than dimes cause they're bigger
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;26233938]Shit, if this kid were to store it in a bank account and wait until he got out of college, he could live really comfortably
Imagine, if his parents don't touch the money and the interest builds up over the course of about 20 years (assuming he goes to college and doesn't acquire debt) and then gets a job he could then take the interest he got off of that money and add it to his monthly salary.[/QUOTE]
Putting a million in a bank at even a 3% interest rate is 30 grand a year.
so for 4 million that would be 120 thousand a year.
fuck
[QUOTE=farmatyr;26233594]Shut up you know nothing about me.[/QUOTE]
i know that you aren't a failure
;(
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[QUOTE=gerbile5;26236137]Putting a million in a bank at even a 3% interest rate is 30 grand a year.
so for 4 million that would be 120 thousand a year.
fuck[/QUOTE]
So that's how people live forever with large amounts of money...
I'm assuming the parents will keep it untouched until the kid is old enough to understand what to do with it.
Probably after college.
Fuck you kid :smith:
[editline]22nd November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;26236495]I'm assuming the parents will keep it untouched until the kid is old enough to understand what to do with it.
Probably after college.[/QUOTE]
Legally, since he found it, they can't keep it from him after he turns 18.
If they're smart/good parents they'll put it in a high interest savings account and just let it accrue the interest for the 15 years until the kid turns 18. Maybe use a bit of it every year to buy him a kickass birthday/christmas present.
[QUOTE=Sharp;26233340]"We didn’t have a map. Only pirates have treasure maps.”[/QUOTE]
I'm a pirate, I don't have any treasure maps. :(
I'd make it a Christmas tree ornament.
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;26236495]I'm assuming the parents will keep it untouched until the kid is old enough to understand what to do with it.
Probably after college.[/QUOTE]
Assuming his parents aren't greedy little bastards.
[QUOTE=Fecal Face;26236535]I'm a pirate, I don't have any treasure maps. :([/QUOTE]
Not trying to predict moderation, but isn't this technically against the rules?
Be right back. Buying my little bro a metal detector.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;26236546]I'd make it a Christmas tree ornament.[/QUOTE]
Why not melt it into a Gnome?
[QUOTE=Zatar;26236695]Not trying to predict moderation, but isn't this technically against the rules?[/QUOTE]
"Hey guys. I'm totally not a tattle tale or anything but I'm going to oh so subtly call this guy out by asking if he is breaking the rules!"
donate it to dora the explora
[QUOTE=Sharp;26237349]Why not melt it into a Gnome?[/QUOTE]
Genius.
This just in, every ice cream parlor within the U.S. has been bought out.
[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;26237469]donate it to dora the explora[/QUOTE]
Why would you consider donating anything to that annoying bitch?
if I was the parent I'd pretend it didn't exist until he was 18 and then I'd be like "hey son did you know you had like 5 million dollars in the bank"
[QUOTE=Vince323;26239229]if I was the parent I'd pretend it didn't exist until he was 18 and then I'd be like "hey son did you know you had like 5 million dollars in the bank"[/QUOTE]
This.
Teens and kids are stupid and he would waste the money fast.
[QUOTE=edja007;26239264]This.
Teens and kids are stupid and he would waste the money fast.[/QUOTE]
Like you wouldn't drive around in an ice cream truck if you had 4 million dollars.
See ya guys,off to the 34th parallel to find me some old tanks
[QUOTE="Sharp"]“Devotion to the [b]blood and wounds[/b] of Christ was one of the hallmarks of late medieval piety,” said experts from the British Museum in a letter about the pendant.
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Naturally this is the kind of symbol you want your kids to find.
[QUOTE="Sharp"]
There are only three other similar reliquaries known to exist in the world.
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Does anyone know where the others are?
His parents will probably spend it all before he's 18.
should have kept it a secret and sold it to some rich asshole
[QUOTE=Sumtoxx;26233498]Hello free doctorate degree.
That kid could probably retire right now and live the rest of his life off that. (assuming he was sensible with his money)[/QUOTE]
Are you joking? Retire on that? The only way the 4 million would last is if he invested in something big and survived off of that.
[QUOTE=Kab2tract;26240893]Are you joking? Retire on that? The only way the 4 million would last is if he invested in something big and survived off of that.[/QUOTE]
interest
im pretty jelly right now but shit, that's luck
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