Lucky as shit 3 year old uncovers $4M gold medieval relic.
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It belongs in a museum!
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[QUOTE=Sumtoxx;26233498]Hello free doctorate degree.
That kid could probably retire right now and live the rest of his life off that. (assuming he was sensible with his money)[/QUOTE]
4 million would last me a couple of months.
I would play stocks with $2M and put the other $2M in a bank.
And then I would take a bath in money and use success and luck as my shampoo.
I'm happy for him.
[QUOTE=RayDark;26241993]I would play stocks with $2M and put the other $2M in a bank.
And then I would take a bath in money and use success and luck as my shampoo.[/QUOTE]
He's only getting $2m.
I would keep it, and wear it as a medallion on a titanium chain.
That's not blood stains, that's just wood texture.
So has the government demanded the kid hand it over since it was on government soil he found it? Like they did to that woman a few years ago...
[QUOTE=Ridge;26248928]So has the government demanded the kid hand it over since it was on government soil he found it? Like they did to that woman a few years ago...[/QUOTE]
England has these treasure trove laws which mean you have to report any findings of gold or similar jewellery I think
The boy: Daddy look what I found! Can I keep it?
Dad: No son, it's not a toy, I'll hold onto it.
The dad probably kept the money.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;26233567]No you're not. The kid's just an unbelievably [b]jammy sod[/b].[/QUOTE]
Ok, what?
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;26249471]Ok, what?[/QUOTE]
You know, a strumbly trop. A ploddy fishmonger. A bramby porce rambler.
That boy can now swap dicks with Bill Gates!
Lucky kid, he's gonna have a nice future set for him.
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[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;26299948]Lucky kid, he's gonna have a nice future set for him.[/QUOTE]
Though we will either grow to be a prick or a nice man.
Really depends on his parents.
1. Keep it a secret from the kid until he's 18
2. Give him a printout of the bank account balance on his birthday.
3. ???????????????
4. Profit.
[QUOTE=OddLawnGnome;26300255]1. Keep it a secret from the kid until he's 18
2. Give him a printout of the bank account balance on his birthday.
3. ???????????????
4. Profit.[/QUOTE]
Or he spends it all on drugs and booze :v:
[QUOTE=johan_sm;26300293]Or he spends it all on drugs and booze :v:[/QUOTE]
I was just referring to his reaction. I make no prophecies for where the money will end up :P
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