• TSA Mistakes ‘World’s Largest Penis’ for Pistol
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[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36809386]Why did he decide to constantly wear skinny jeans in that video?[/QUOTE] Because it's fuckin' sexy.
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;36808165][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v1oCy.png[/IMG] I couldn't help it.[/QUOTE] I'm not saying it was penis... but It Was penis
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36809386]Why did he decide to constantly wear skinny jeans in that video?[/QUOTE] [quote]“I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon to HuffPo.[/quote] "Is that an ICBM in your pants?"
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;36809798]still a job[/QUOTE] It'd be a painful one as pointed out earlier.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;36810156]"Is that an ICBM in your pants?"[/QUOTE] Or are you just happy to see me?
Needs a picture
This is just Gabe Newell without his fat suit, for when he wants to go out without getting attention.
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;36808165][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v1oCy.png[/IMG] I couldn't help it.[/QUOTE] Ancient alien dicks
bet whoever did that patdown enjoyed it. TSA freaking perverted nazis
I love this guy's wikipedia page [quote]Jonah Adam Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and writer from New York City, who is known for his large penis.[/quote]
34.29 centimeters, jesus fuck.
Skinny jeans just to show it off. Nice.
And now we know where the saying "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" comes from.
[QUOTE]"You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”[/QUOTE] This cracked me up.
[QUOTE=Jocke;36810597]Needs a picture[/QUOTE] [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmedskZZFT1qaod4yo1_r1_500.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/giants/jonah_falcon01.jpg[/url] Makes you want to suck it
[QUOTE=shian;36812247][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmedskZZFT1qaod4yo1_r1_500.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/giants/jonah_falcon01.jpg[/url] Makes you want to suck it[/QUOTE] It looks horribly disproportionate.
[QUOTE=shian;36812247][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmedskZZFT1qaod4yo1_r1_500.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/giants/jonah_falcon01.jpg[/url] Makes you want to suck it[/QUOTE] That's just.. what the actual fuck That isn't normal, does it even work right? Does he need to fap with 2 hands? WHERE DOES HE FIT THAT THING IN HIS PANTS? I wonder if he has to stand further back from the toilet to pee?, what were his awkward boners like in high schools? There are so many questions
I bet the old "stick-it-in-the-waistband" trick didn't work for him
Here I was complaining about mine to myself! I would hate to have problems with that. Least I can get mine up!
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;36812384]That's just.. what the actual fuck That isn't normal, does it even work right? Does he need to fap with 2 hands? WHERE DOES HE FIT THAT THING IN HIS PANTS? I wonder if he has to stand further back from the toilet to pee?, what were his awkward boners like in high schools? There are so many questions[/QUOTE] I remember reading an interview about him and mentioning how He was sporting a six incher by fith grade. Think about it, a Nine year old already sporting a bigger cock than most of the other kids dads
"Yo Frank, does it look like that guy has a deagle in his pants?" "Nah bro, I saw it on T.V, it has to be his penis!"
(User was banned from this flight ("Penis too large." - TSA))
[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;36810756]bet whoever did that patdown enjoyed it. TSA freaking perverted nazis[/QUOTE] Yeah man everybody at the TSA enjoys feeling up a strange dude's 9 inch cock
[QUOTE=scout1;36814859]Yeah man everybody at the TSA enjoys feeling up a strange dude's 9 inch cock[/QUOTE] Don't have to tell us that
[QUOTE]"...but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.” Wolf’s official title is Executive Crime & Weird News Editor.[/QUOTE] Jonah Falcon/Buck Wolf sounds like a slashfic waiting to happen.
Wouldn't you faint from blood loss when the penis becomes erect if it's that large?
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;36807997]why? you'd barely be able to use it[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=DMGaina;36809596]A huge penis isn't as great as everyone thinks. Sure, it might look great but it doesn't make your sex better... even worse in some cases.[/QUOTE] If that's what you guys have to tell yourselves to get to sleep at night.
[QUOTE=shian;36812247][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmedskZZFT1qaod4yo1_r1_500.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/giants/jonah_falcon01.jpg[/url] Makes you want to suck it[/QUOTE]Holy shit it's as thick as his arm. What kind of creature could even take that? [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=zakedodead;36816048]If that's what you guys have to tell yourselves to get to sleep at night.[/QUOTE] I can safely say I wouldn't want that dick in me.
Dayum. With a dick that big you can swing it side to side and have it slap your thighs.
[QUOTE=Kaihong;36816407]Dayum. With a dick that big you can swing it side to side and have it slap your thighs.[/QUOTE] *knees
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