• TSA Mistakes ‘World’s Largest Penis’ for Pistol
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Wow am i glad i'm half his size.
[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;36810756]bet whoever did that patdown enjoyed it. TSA freaking perverted nazis[/QUOTE] Yes let's keep the broad generalizations going. Not all TSA agents are terrible. I flew to Florida and back last summer and didn't have any trouble with security. They checked what they needed to check, I didn't get molested, and I went on my merry way. In this instance, it probably looked like he was concealing something. Why blame them for wanting to be safe? Do they go overboard sometimes? Obviously, but it's not worth demonizing every person who works for them. [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=zakedodead;36816048]If that's what you guys have to tell yourselves to get to sleep at night.[/QUOTE] haha wow so funny. It's not like it's common sense or anything that shoving a large object through a small space doesn't always work great.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;36807997]why? you'd barely be able to use it[/QUOTE] I'd use it for [I]everything.[/I]
[QUOTE=Metalcastr;36819180]I'd use it for [I]everything.[/I][/QUOTE] Picking the kids up from school? That could go badly.
I can just imagine what flying on an airplane with this guy would be like: Passenger in front of him: "Do you mind if I recline my seat?" WBPD(World's Biggest Penis Dude): "No, do YOU mind having a penis slapping against the back of your head?"
[QUOTE=Bentham;36817170]Yes let's keep the broad generalizations going. Not all TSA agents are terrible. I flew to Florida and back last summer and didn't have any trouble with security. They checked what they needed to check, I didn't get molested, and I went on my merry way. [/QUOTE] Not all farts stink either.
[QUOTE=shian;36807964] Well I am extremely jealous[/QUOTE] You know, it's not like bigger is better. Up to 8 (while erect) inches is okay. Above that, a girl might feel quite a lot of pain during sex, and you would feel a lot less too. Obviously, it would also take quite the time to get that beast fully erected. I can assure you, you wouldn't want such a hose in your pants.
Gotta get this poor joke out of the way. [i]Dick move, TSA.[/i] Now with that rhyme out of my system, this is seriously just kinda stupid. I mean, we get it, national security and dangers at airports. Doesn't mean TSA isn't full of incompetent employees (especially ones like these that make 'em all look like idiots in the first place, although it probably wouldn't be far from the truth) and various unwise decisions of hiring said employees. Not to mention, it's been 10 years now - almost 11 - since 9/11 and we're still paranoid as shit enough to have the TSA be in charge at airports. Makes you wonder if this a case of only reporting the stupid things they do for news stories and never bothering with the things they get right, though.
[QUOTE=YouWithTheFace.;36813184]I remember reading an interview about him and mentioning how He was sporting a six incher by fith grade. Think about it, a Nine year old already sporting a bigger cock than most of the other kids dads[/QUOTE] Same as me in the same grade. Kids laughed at me in the changing rooms.
[QUOTE=Boxbot219;36816141]Holy shit it's as thick as his arm. What kind of creature could even take that? [/QUOTE] A horse could take it. :eng101:
Why is everyone saying TSA are dicks? The guy looked like he had a hand gun, would they really believe it was his cock?
This reminded me of a video I saw on Cracked: [url]http://www.cracked.com/video_16654_what-its-really-like-to-have-worlds-largest-penis.html[/url]
I'm sorry, but, a 9 inch flaccid dick? What the fuck?
this guy literally could've put truth to "i did your mom" jokes in high school had he worked towards it jesus fuck just proves that there is still wonder left in the world
Think When this guy was a young kid his penis was bigger than his dads Is that alpha as fuck or what 13.5 inch erect is too much There are way more cons than pros in that situation, he could actually fracture the vagina
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;36822340]Think When this guy was a young kid his penis was bigger than his dads Is that alpha as fuck or what 13.5 inch erect is too much There are way more cons than pros in that situation, he could actually fracture the vagina[/QUOTE] I should be glad my growth slowed down a bit.
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