• Dad Cuts Ear Off Intruder With Katana, Doesn't face Jail Time
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Left lug of the yob? Is that some kind of British thing? 'Cause it sounds like sexual slang if said in America.
[QUOTE=Alan Ninja!;20162065]This. This is also why the 2nd Amendment is important. If he'd had a gun, that guy could have shot the intruder in the leg/arm and not disfigured the intruder for life. Not that the intruder didn't deserve it.[/QUOTE] Do you like... not know what a gun does? There are some major arteries in your legs that would change this from losing an ear to being dead. Plus guns do leave scars too.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;20165304]Do you like... not know what a gun does? There are some major arteries in your legs that would change this from losing an ear to being dead. Plus guns do leave scars too.[/QUOTE] I'd rather be cut then shot, a gunshot will wreck your shit.
Well I suppose the robbers didn't make the [I]cut[/I]. At least the dad had a quick [I]hearing[/I]. [editline]09:07PM[/editline] [IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1193/smug9.jpg[/IMG]
It looks like he didn't hear the dad coming.
Wait, one of the intruders names was Severs? Now that's coincidental.
I am totally imagining this scene like in those old samurai movies
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20160535]He gets an A+++ Bad Ass grade.[/QUOTE] You best be trolling. This is A+++++ Badass at the very least. :colbert:
Man I'm always so crappy at these news puns, let's see..... I bet the robbers cut to the chase. No?
[QUOTE=Tinter;20169076]Man I'm always so crappy at these news puns, let's see..... I bet the robbers cut to the chase. No?[/QUOTE] Not going to cut it. Sorry.
This man is my hero.
6 months of community service for breaking + entering, threatening to rape/cause violence and brandishing a weapon :frogdowns:
But lop off one of the intruder's ears and you get 8 years.
[QUOTE=waxrock;20169532]But lop off one of the intruder's ears and you get 8 years.[/QUOTE] The law is funny that way. Not to mention stupid.
[QUOTE=clanratc;20160795]Would have been bullshit if he actually got convicted and sent to jail, while the thugs got a slap on the wrists.[/QUOTE] This has happened before, many a time.
Did he pick it up afterwards to show he won the duel?
[QUOTE=JDK721;20169089]Not going to cut it. Sorry.[/QUOTE] Woah, cut me some slack.
I bet that if he blew his head off with shotgun, he would have got away with it more easily than when he cut his ear off with a Katana.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;20160615]The Sun? Until we get a reliable source, this is all hearsay.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.metro.co.uk/news/812729-samurai-sword-attack-man-walks-free[/url] [url]http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_en-GBGB353GB353&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Samurai+sword+attack+man+walks+free[/url] Oh no a bit of googling!
I thought that if an intruder broke into your place and you were armed you had to shoot to kill, because if they survived and were paralised they could legally sue you.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;20160507] The judge ruled he was free to Van Gogh.[/QUOTE] Best news pun of the year, so far. Well done.
[i]Sharp[/i] thinking by the dad, that ended up saving the day.
Remember there is a difference between using reasonable force, as this man did, and beating an unconscious intruder around the head.
[QUOTE=IronPhoenix;20208563]Remember there is a difference between using reasonable force, as this man did, and beating an unconscious intruder around the head.[/QUOTE] something inside of you would want to kill the guy that came into your safe home where your children sleep, just to make sure he never comes back. If you have ever been in a fight you would know that you never want to stop pounding the guy.
[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;20162571]High on vodka?[/QUOTE] They probably had that stuff where you put the stems from weed in vodka and let it brew over time. I haven't tried it myself but apparently it gets you fucked.
[QUOTE=decilling;20208721]something inside of you would want to kill the guy that came into your safe home where your children sleep, just to make sure he never comes back. If you have ever been in a fight you would know that you never want to stop pounding the guy.[/QUOTE] I have been in fights, and i know that all that needs to be done is to take the other person down as quickly and as peacefully as possible. Then you can let the police do their job...after all, that is what they are employed to do. The man acted properly for the situation and well within the boundaries of the law. In the UK you are allowed to use reasonable force. To clarify. If a man breaks into your home and acts in a threatening manner, you are allowed to use as much force as is necessary to defend yourself or other people within the property. If this force exceeds reasonable, then you can be jailed. The same is true of the self defense rules.
[QUOTE=IronPhoenix;20213841]I have been in fights, and i know that all that needs to be done is to take the other person down as quickly and as peacefully as possible. Then you can let the police do their job...after all, that is what they are employed to do. The man acted properly for the situation and well within the boundaries of the law. In the UK you are allowed to use reasonable force. To clarify. If a man breaks into your home and acts in a threatening manner, you are allowed to use as much force as is necessary to defend yourself or other people within the property. If this force exceeds reasonable, then you can be jailed. The same is true of the self defense rules.[/QUOTE] Then you have never been in a fight that is really any threat. If someone is threatening the person you love, especially if it's your girlfriend, wife, or kids, you will not be able to stop. It's something inside all humans, that calls upon the person defending themselves and loved ones to fight harder than is needed. Ex: If a 6 ft 5 in 290 pound guy breaks into my home, threatens to cause harm to my family, I'm gonna kill him. I'll use anything I want. I'll blow his fucking head off with a gun, beat his brains in with a bat, anything that will stop the threat. You can't always depend on Mr. PD to come to the rescue and arrest the bad guy. Also in a fight, trying to be peaceful, is like trying to make fire under water.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20216933]Then you have never been in a fight that is really any threat. If someone is threatening the person you love, especially if it's your girlfriend, wife, or kids, you will not be able to stop. It's something inside all humans, that calls upon the person defending themselves and loved ones to fight harder than is needed. Ex: If a 6 ft 5 in 290 pound guy breaks into my home, threatens to cause harm to my family, I'm gonna kill him. I'll use anything I want. I'll blow his fucking head off with a gun, beat his brains in with a bat, anything that will stop the threat. You can't always depend on Mr. PD to come to the rescue and arrest the bad guy. Also in a fight, trying to be peaceful, is like trying to make fire under water.[/QUOTE] You knock the guy down, there is no point continuing on. He is down, out for the count. Best thing then is for him to learn from his actions. You keep hitting and give him long lasting permanent injuries but he survives, then you are looking at a jail term, and he may still be on the streets. Then how do you protect you family? Or, you kill him, you would get a much greater sentence, and you are still not there to protect your family. The law is there to protect all parties...and it is there to stop people from killing in their home then getting away with it by lying about how they came to be there. As you mentioned owning a gun, i'm assuming you are from the US. Please don't start bringing that argument in again, this is UK law, not US.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20216933]Then you have never been in a fight that is really any threat. If someone is threatening the person you love, especially if it's your girlfriend, wife, or kids, you will not be able to stop. It's something inside all humans, that calls upon the person defending themselves and loved ones to fight harder than is needed. Ex: If a 6 ft 5 in 290 pound guy breaks into my home, threatens to cause harm to my family, I'm gonna kill him. I'll use anything I want. I'll blow his fucking head off with a gun, beat his brains in with a bat, anything that will stop the threat. You can't always depend on Mr. PD to come to the rescue and arrest the bad guy. Also in a fight, trying to be peaceful, is like trying to make fire under water.[/QUOTE] Part of living in a society is not giving into your lesser impulses. If a man doesn't have the means to kill you he shouldn't be killed. If he has a weapon and is a serious threat to your life then that is the only occasion where lethal force can justified at all, and even then lethal force should always be a last resort.
[QUOTE=Mister B;20160559]We need more people in the world like this. I salute you, Mr. Fullard. :patriot:[/QUOTE] He's [QUOTE=Boba_Fett;20161835]He deserved it. :patriot:[/QUOTE] British [QUOTE=JDK721;20161304]How pathetic. If someone's life is at risk then they should be allowed to use deadly force to defend themselves.[/QUOTE] oh no, that guy is stealing my stereo he must want to kill me, obviously. [editline]12:31AM[/editline] [QUOTE=JLea;20169297]6 months of community service for breaking + entering, threatening to rape/cause violence and brandishing a weapon :frogdowns:[/QUOTE] they didn't actually do anything... [editline]12:34AM[/editline] [quote=daddy-of-war;20216933]then you have never been in a fight that is really any threat. If someone is threatening the person you love, especially if it's your girlfriend, wife, or kids, you will not be able to stop. It's something inside all humans, that calls upon the person defending themselves and loved ones to fight harder than is needed. Ex: If a 6 ft 5 in 290 pound guy breaks into my home, [b]threatens to cause harm to my family,[/b] i'm gonna kill him. I'll use anything i want. I'll blow his fucking head off with a gun, beat his brains in with a bat, anything that will stop the threat. You can't always depend on mr. Pd to come to the rescue and arrest the bad guy. Also in a fight, trying to be peaceful, is like trying to make fire under water.[/quote] HE SAID WORDS, SWEET JESUS KILL HIM [editline]12:35AM[/editline] you're a fucking barbarian. Defend yourself, don't make excuses.
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