NFL Star Tells Maryland Delegate That Gay People "Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonste
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[QUOTE=BoysLightUp;37599624]did read the blog-post, still disagree, and particularly with the rather feeble defence that i'm just closed-minded if i don't like his swearing. no chris, i get the whole message you're putting across, but i find the inclusion of "fucking shitballs" childish and degrades his message - frankly, if he thinks his english expression is absolutely meaningless, he may as well have just done dot-points for clarity. there are some instances in which the use of obscene language can be incredibly powerful, and i've read a few - this is not one of them.
e: and i disagree with fry as well. i've found that the over-use of words like "fuck" and "shit" actually does degrade language - turns these words into catch-all expressions of emotion, very similar to orwell's horror at the concepts of "good", "ungood" and "double-plus ungood". swearing has a specific purpose, and it should be used for that - it shouldn't become a linguistic sledge-hammer, imo.[/QUOTE]
Swear words are pretty much by default a linguistic sledgehammer. It's also even more childish to squirm at the sight of one of those awful bad words.
[QUOTE=zakedodead;37600203]Swear words are pretty much by default a linguistic sledgehammer. It's also even more childish to squirm at the sight of one of those awful bad words.[/QUOTE]
If used right, they can emphasize what you're expressing.
If used wrong, they'll make you look like a moron, or a 12 year old kid in Xbox Live.
And while he [B]DO[/B] swear a lot, there's a huge amount of variety and creativity used, instead of the usual [I]"Fucking fuck you, you fucking faggot"[/I] that you'll usually hear from a angry kid in a online game.
"The Lustful Cockmonster" sounds like a porno.
[quote][I]The only way I can fathom spewing that type of shit out of your mouth is if your colon reversed flow and you vomited actual fecal matter.[/I][/quote]
[url]http://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft/status/243918727412867072[/url]
This man is my hero.
[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;37601373][url]http://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft/status/243918727412867072[/url]
This man is my hero.[/QUOTE]
The man has a way with words...
[QUOTE=megafat;37601239]"The Lustful Cockmonster" sounds like a porno.[/QUOTE]
It probably is by now :v:
[QUOTE=megafat;37601239]"The Lustful Cockmonster" sounds like a porno.[/QUOTE]
a horror porno. still haven't worked out the details on how that would work but it would. it would.
He doesn't look that bad either
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oNPCqTVTAtM/UEpR3RktVSI/AAAAAAABfJ0/vbxGbmUyFgY/s1600/punter.jpg[/IMG]
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His chest hair is totally saying, "My face is up here!"
[QUOTE=Daring_Robin;37605614]He doesn't look that bad either
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oNPCqTVTAtM/UEpR3RktVSI/AAAAAAABfJ0/vbxGbmUyFgY/s1600/punter.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]9th September 2012[/editline]
His chest hair is totally saying, "My face is up here!"[/QUOTE]
it's in the shape of an arrow pointing up
Oh please let the suit respond.
This man.
Is the best man.
Even though I can't stand the Ravens (used to be old Browns, we're Bengals people, long story, football history, etc etc) this guy has earned a lot of my respect.
They won't 'magically' turn you into a lustful cockmonster.
They've got it down to a science by now...
A sexy science.
"An orgy of hedonistic debauchery"
Brilliant.
[quote](you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words)[/quote]
[img]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID53933/images/Cover_burn_with_sterile_bandage.jpg[/img]
A trip to Pluto won't be curing this amount of BURN.
[QUOTE]Fromunda:
A smell or substance that comes from the build up of sweat in the area between the balls and the ass, commonly known as the [I]gooch[/I].
Example:
"[I]Man, I've got some nasty fromunda building up today![/I]"[/QUOTE]
Lo and behold, a footballer has extended my vocabulary.
I really am surprised by the way the entire thing feels verbose and educated without sounding like an arrogant twat who puts in big words to make themselves sound legitimate.
[QUOTE=viperfan7;37598467]I have never seen so many words used to insult someone in a single letter[/QUOTE]
The Zaphorozhian Cossacks got him beat.
[QUOTE] Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou son of a bitch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Christian pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon/month's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!
Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.[/QUOTE]
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