• Aspiring Playboy Model Found Burned In Bin
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[QUOTE=erazor;19487738]She's probably acheived more in fame than you ever will.[/QUOTE] I don't consider fame an achievement. Just look at Westboro Baptist Church.
Wow. No respect for the dead.
[QUOTE=Exploits;19488025]Yeah and I'm no professional fire rag or anything but apparently getting lit on fire only hurts - but hurts a fucking lot - for the first thirty seconds or minute or so. After that your nervous system fucks up or gets cooked or whatever, so you don't feel anything. True story, dare you all to try it :smug:[/QUOTE] I can imagine it being the longest 30 seconds of anyone's life.
[QUOTE=faze;19488387]That's not even a pun. That's just... No.[/QUOTE] Hey, my theory is as good as anyone's at this point.
I'd spontaneously-combust if i went to a lady gaga concert too :I
[QUOTE=Demolitions2;19490060]I'd spontaneously-combust if i went to a lady gaga concert too :I[/QUOTE] I'd kill myself before going to one of her concerts. If you can even say "her." (S)him and his huge penis.
[QUOTE=faze;19490099]I'd kill myself before going to one of her concerts. If you can even say "her." (S)him and his huge penis.[/QUOTE] Youre supposed to call it Shglee.
Yes.... she [it] jizzed a string of pure molten spooge onto her.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19490127]Youre supposed to call it Shglee.[/QUOTE] Lol.
wheres the video [editline]08:45PM[/editline] of sex i mean [editline]08:46PM[/editline] not getting brutally murdered
[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;19488857]I don't consider fame an achievement. Just look at Westboro Baptist Church.[/QUOTE] Yeah well at least people don't wanna kill her. Wait.
[quote]A cause of death has not been established. Police are investigating.[/quote] Uhm....fire?
[QUOTE=erazor;19487706]Who the fuck prints fliers [I]hours [/I]after someone's missing? He did it.[/QUOTE] Yes?
[QUOTE=ragawaga;19490182]wheres the video [editline]08:45PM[/editline] of sex i mean [editline]08:46PM[/editline] not getting brutally murdered[/QUOTE] Good thing you clarified that, because lots of people on the internet would jack off to both.
[QUOTE=Shock;19485687]All these pathetic news puns[/QUOTE] I agree, news section is burning through its jokes too quickly.
[B]NOOOOOOOOO![/B] [B] Why, WHY![/B] [B][I] Fuck you Lady Gaga! FUCK YOU![/I][/B] [I]She was so hot...[/I] [editline]02:01AM[/editline] The PB chick I mean...
What in the flaming fuck
[QUOTE=haloguy234;19490786]Uhm....fire?[/QUOTE] They need to test whether she was killed by the fire or by something else before the body was burned.
She was obviously too hot to be alive :v: Probably overused pun on this thread.
[QUOTE=Exploits;19488025] True story, dare you all to try it :smug:[/QUOTE] :smugissar: No.
[QUOTE=Dr Bob;19485479] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/07/article-1241304-07C92274000005DC-125_233x423.jpg[/img][/quote] Looks like a generic plastic whore.
I like her boobs.
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;19485515]At least her family will have a video to remember her by.[/QUOTE] best news pun i have heard in ages
lady gaga owns
:iceburn:
the cause of death is undetermined? she was murdered and set on fire, where the fuck is the investigation involved with that
[quote]The burned body of an aspiring Playboy model has been found in a rubbish bin. Paula Sladewski - who appeared in the video Playboy: The Ultimate Playmate Search - was so badly burned officials had to use dental records to identify her. The LA-based model had been visiting Florida during a holiday with her boyfriend who reported her missing. On New Year's Eve she went to a Lady Gaga concert in Miami and spent the weekend visiting nightclubs and bars. Reports claimed she became separated from her boyfiend in the early hours of Sunday morning. Her charred remains were discovered on Sunday night. A passer-by had alerted the authorities after seeing a bin on fire in a Miami street. Ms Sladewski's stepfather Richard Watkins told the Miami Herald his stepdaughter was an aspiring model who saw the profession as her dream. Playboy: The Ultimate Playmate Search was released in 2003 and featured a string of women aspiring to be models for the brand. [b]A cause of death has not been established. Police are investigating.[/b][/quote] "Well Wilson, what we've established so far is that the victim was very very badly burned. We're going to investigate some more, run some tests, and see if that's what killed her." [editline]09:21PM[/editline] Shit, ninja'd.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-iuIArton4[/media] Related. :smug: Sick song. [editline]02:37AM[/editline] [QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;19485515]At least her family will have a video to remember her by.[/QUOTE] Oh god amazing.
[QUOTE=cardboard_panda;19496182]I like her boobs.[/QUOTE] You [I]liked[/I] them
[QUOTE=Exploits;19485517]Reminds me of this, [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasmine_Fiore[/url] Except she wasn't hot at all.[/QUOTE] [img]http://bestiarumvocabulum.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/evolutionary-disgust.jpg[/img][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/mwea2v.jpg[/IMG]
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