• Fei Lin, the man who's penis was stolen by thieves
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I sliced my finger open working inside my car engine (reaching down to undo a bolt, sharp piece of metal got it) and I didn't feel anything at all until I noticed the blood dripping onto the ground below. I took my hand out slowly and went "Oh. That's interesti-OH MY FUCKING GOD OW JESUS CHRIST"
I found the perpetrators [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1OTc9.png[/IMG]
Too bad he isn't in Japan, cuz they would probably invent some robot penis or something for him.
Love really does hurt, doesn't it?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oJHoM_KMvo&feature=related[/media]
All the picture blurs out is his eyes..and he's asian. Someone could easily piece this together
Well, [I][B]who is[/B][/I] penis, anyways?
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;36926964]How in the fuck do not notice. I'm sure I would notice if [B]somebody cut my dick off[/B][/QUOTE] Extreme pain isn't something you normally feel in your penis region. Given that it's so sensitive, such a massive trauma could have sent it into shock immediately
[quote]Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with.[/quote] "hey guys why don't we just take it so we won't have to bother with the rest of him" but on a serious note, how mentally ill do you have to be to even consider this a good plan?
I would look for it on craigslist if I were police
Anyone who's felt extreme pain before will be able to tell you it's almost like a numb feeling. I guess the brain doesn't think it would even be useful to feel pain to that extent.
The Dick Fairies are on the loose...
Fucking penis thieves. So I'm guessing that asians are like 10 year olds at candy shops,europeans are small time crooks,and blacks are like,airplane hijacking?
It's weird how there's mostly people taking the piss out of him. But if a [i]woman[/i], on the other hand, had her genitals scooped out, then the reaction woulda been a whole lot different.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;36931484]I found the perpetrators [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1OTc9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] i get a whiff of smegma but i can deal with that
This is just... wrong. I hope the people who did this are brought to justice. Also, which one would be worse; Rape or having your genitals taken off?
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;36931484]I found the perpetrators [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1OTc9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I cannot.. stop.. laughing... Mr.Wong burger.
it happens to the best of us, penis thieving is an epidemic
I think they needed Human Horn.
[QUOTE=Aesir;36928739]Well, it's not as if a penis has a bone in it.[/QUOTE] Then why do they call it a boner
[QUOTE=lavacano;37095261]Then why do they call it a boner[/QUOTE] Boner, stiffie, hard-on, erection, stiff, woody... I call mine the fishing pole.
He was Fei Lin his penis and then it was gone
Haha Fei Lin (failing)
[video=youtube;PQCaCe8EvjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQCaCe8EvjQ[/video]
[QUOTE=lavacano;37095261]Then why do they call it a boner[/QUOTE] most mammals actually do have a bone in their penis. Humans (and primates in general) are some of the very few that don't
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