NHS paid boob job scrounger soon to be mom succeeds in plan to sell tickets for private showing of t
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[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45536838][B]NHS[/B] paid boob job scrounger = She paid 4,800 pounds for a boob job
succeeds in plan to sell tickets for private showing = she managed to monetize her impending labour
of the birth of her baby = what it says on the tin
to terrible people with too much money = only an idiot/fellow with fantasies/fanatic would pay for this.[/QUOTE]
National Honor Society?
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45536838]NHS paid boob job scrounger = She paid 4,800 pounds for a boob job
succeeds in plan to sell tickets for private showing = she managed to monetize her impending labour
of the birth of her baby = what it says on the tin
to terrible people with too much money = only an idiot/fellow with fantasies/fanatic would pay for this.[/QUOTE]
Well, she didn't pay any of that. NHS is the UK national health service. So she was paid by everyone in the UK paying taxes.
[QUOTE=The DooD;45536392]You can watch child births on YouTube for free.[/QUOTE]
Why would someone want to do such a thing for reasons other than expecting a child?
Lol if I wanted to see a pignosed seacow give birth I could just go to seaworld wth.
Can this just not be a thread where we criticize people for using words like "whore"?
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;45537168]National Honor Society?[/QUOTE]
National Health Service.
[QUOTE=bdd458;45536685]I'm sorry but YouTube doesn't allow the Joseph part of baby making processes.[/QUOTE]
Joseph never got any.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45537345]Why would someone want to do such a thing for reasons other than expecting a child?[/QUOTE]
Creepy fetishes.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;45536707]What a forum[/QUOTE]
offering people to pay for tickets to watch you pop out a live one
yeah without a doubt not a whore
So who were the journalists who bought tickets - voyeuristic tabloidsters or self-proctologising Guardian toolsheds?
why do brit women all look like halloween masks
My friend described his wife giving birth sounding like, and I quote, "A pig being killed with a spoon." He has 3 kids, he was holding his wifes hand with the first two because he thought the second wouldn't be as bad. WRONG. Even his wife understood why he didn't want to be there for the third. :v:
Why the hell would you pay for THAT?
Your buddy missed his kid's birth?
I feel slightly violated having been exposed to that picture. Just something about her look.
And who would want to be in the same room a kid is being born? I don't know how many of you have experienced the smell of period blood but if a birth smells anything like it I would start vomiting violently.
Retarded people eat this shit up. She knows her fan base, because she's one of them.
That said, whatever. The intentional will to smoke while pregnant is fucked up though.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;45541297]Your buddy missed his kid's birth?[/QUOTE]
Probably sat outside
[QUOTE=Kardia;45541546]Retarded people eat this shit up. She knows her fan base, because she's one of them.
That said, whatever. The intentional will to smoke while pregnant is fucked up though.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention that smoking while pregnant leads to this:
[quote]Smoking during pregnancy can lead to a plethora of health risks to both the mother and the fetus.
Women who smoke during pregnancy are about twice as likely to experience the following pregnancy complications:
premature rupture of membranes, which means that the amniotic sac will rupture prematurely, and will induce labour before the baby is fully developed. Although this complication has a good prognosis (in Western countries), it causes severe economic stress as the premature child may have to stay in the hospital to gain health and strength to be able to sustain life on their own.
placental abruption, wherein there is premature separation of the placenta from the attachment site. The fetus can be put in distress, and can even die. The mother can lose blood and can have a haemorrhage; she may need a blood transfusion.
placenta previa, where in the placenta grows in the lowest part of the uterus and covers all or part of the opening to the cervix. Having placenta previa is an economic stress as well because it requires having a caesarean section delivery, which is more expensive and requires a longer recovery period in the hospital. There can also be complications, such as maternal hemorrhage.
Premature birth
Some studies show that the probability of premature birth is roughly 1% higher for women who smoke during pregnancy going from around -1% to 1%.
Implications for the umbilical cord
Smoking can also impair the general development of the placenta, which is problematic because it reduces blood flow to the fetus. When the placenta does not develop fully, the umbilical cord which transfers oxygen and nutrients from the mother's blood to the placenta, cannot transfer enough oxygen and nutrients to the fetus, which will not be able to fully grow and develop. These conditions can result in heavy bleeding during delivery that can endanger mother and baby, although cesarean delivery can prevent most deaths.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45537345]Why would someone want to do such a thing for reasons other than expecting a child?[/QUOTE]
Well the one I saw (which is how I know that this particular activity is on YouTube) was some hippy woman giving birth in a river infront of her kids, that she presumably birthed the same way. The comments were mad because it seemed quite unsanitary.
So Hippies is the answer to your question.
Damn, I can't believe the amount of BS I've read in that article: NHS paying boob jobs, Big Brother celebrities, charging to see baby birth, paying for the same, all that making headlines and actually being posted about on FP...
Why doesn't an asteroid hit Earth kill us all already and give another species a chance ?
[QUOTE=AntonioR;45541885]Damn, I can't believe the amount of BS I've read in that article: NHS paying boob jobs, Big Brother celebrities, charging to see baby birth, paying for the same, all that making headlines and actually being posted about on FP...
Why doesn't an asteroid hit Earth kill us all already and give another species a chance ?[/QUOTE]
Eugenics would solve these problems better than an asteroid
Best £10k I ever spent.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;45540687]why do brit women all look like halloween masks[/QUOTE]
They don't. Just most of the gargoyles on show in our 'newspapers' are in there for being right slags or by being ASBO collecters, or worse the try to imitate some dopey bint from a 'reality tv' show like TOWIE or Geordie Shore. These women all come with pre fitted barge poles.
[QUOTE=Impact1986;45542037]Eugenics would solve these problems better than an asteroid[/QUOTE]
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Careful there
[QUOTE=The DooD;45536392]You can watch child births on YouTube for free.[/QUOTE]
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD
now i know what to do when my future wife is going to give birth
[editline]30th July 2014[/editline]
im gon get rich
$$$
Isn't this the woman who wanted to get an abortion, also paid for by NHS, because she wanted to be on big brother?
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;45542365]Isn't this the woman who wanted to get an abortion, also paid for by NHS, because she wanted to be on big brother?[/QUOTE]
yep she's basically the personification of conservatives typical characterization of dole bludgers
Supposedly the NHS payed for her boob job because she threatened to kill herself, and i can't help but think, aren't you just encouraging that behavior by giving her what she wants?
Fuck tabloids. Nothing good ever come from them and people like this exist due to tabloids.
The greatest contribution to the world she ever gave was letting 4 people watch her give birth.
Goddamnit this woman sounds too stupid for despression. If my life is that meaningless why keep going?
[QUOTE=SexualShark;45538369]offering people to pay for tickets to watch you pop out a live one
yeah without a doubt not a whore[/QUOTE]
why would that make you a whore?
[editline]30th July 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=The Combine;45543107]The greatest contribution to the world she ever gave was letting 4 people watch her give birth.
Goddamnit this woman sounds too stupid for despression. If my life is that meaningless why keep going?[/QUOTE]
this is it, the height of melodrama
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