• South African internet service criticised after carrier pigeon beats it
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[QUOTE=Karbinev2;17262371]their internet is run on aids.[/QUOTE] People need to learn the difference between North and South Africa.
[QUOTE=gmaster;17262384][b] THIS JUST IN [/b] Internet pirates are using carrier pigeons to send illegal games, since it's faster than torrenting![/QUOTE] brb finding a pigeon [editline]02:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17262691]I knew a guy from South Africa. He said the internet service sucked and was very expensive.[/QUOTE] my mom lived in south africa for a while
Someone send me a bird with porn please, free porn.
[highlight][b]BREAKING NEWS: [/b][/highlight]The RIAA begins new anti-piracy campaign in Africa using shotguns and sniper rifles to shoot down suspected pirate transmissions.
[QUOTE=Uberslug;17262675]How could they be extinct if A. They are bred by pigeon fanciers and still used in many places in the world B. The thread is about a carrier pigeon[/QUOTE] [b] take a break [/b] someone already said this and he was probably thinking of the passenger pidgeon
The ping sucks, though.
Must be those FOCKIN PRAWNS FUCKIN JETPACK PIGEONS MADE BY FOCKIN PRAWNS [img]http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000Wxos1vLgBWc/s/650[/img]
"Quick Pigeon carry the newest meme out of 4chan! The internet depends on it!"
Lol it doesn't matter where in Africa, Africa is Africa.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;17263688]Lol it doesn't matter where in Africa, Africa is Africa.[/QUOTE] That's like saying every European is a slavic peasant and every american is a hillbilly inbred
:aaa:
This reminds me of a Black Adder episode.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;17263197][highlight][b]BREAKING NEWS: [/b][/highlight]The RIAA begins new anti-piracy campaign in Africa using shotguns and sniper rifles to shoot down suspected pirate transmissions.[/QUOTE] [highlight]TOP STORY TONIGHT:[/highlight] RIAA officials arrested for shooting down pigeons in a country where they have no legal standing.
cool
I thought my internet was bad.
Now let's see it fetch my email faster - from America. Oh, wait... You could attach a five terabyte hard drive to a dog and say it beat the fastest high speed internet connection. Can we play TF2 via carrier pigeon though?
Hahah, thats fucking slow!
[QUOTE=Hivemind;17272176]Now let's see it fetch my email faster - from America. Oh, wait... You could attach a five terabyte hard drive to a dog and say it beat the fastest high speed internet connection. Can we play TF2 via carrier pigeon though?[/QUOTE] You'd need one for each time you press a key or move your mouse, and then the server would send around ten pidgeons to each person each second telling what everyone else are doing. Not even nigerian pidgeons could do this.
I Lol'd at: [quote] Telkom could not immediately be reached for comment. [/quote]
Oh god this has got to be a joke :buddy: dem pigeons are fast
[quote]SAPA said Unlimited IT performed the stunt after becoming frustrated with slow internet transmission times.[/quote] I'd think they are going to be even more frustrated, now that they know a goddamn pigeon beat them. [QUOTE=Kondor;17263733]That's like saying every European is a slavic peasant and [b]every american is a hillbilly inbred[/b][/QUOTE] Don't even try to claim otherwise.
haha oh shit, thats rich.
[QUOTE=Uberslug;17262675]How could they be extinct if A. They are bred by pigeon fanciers and still used in many places in the world B. The thread is about a carrier pigeon[/QUOTE] I think he is thinking of passenger pigeons
They must have shit slow internet then.
oh wow...
FACT: Ip over pigeon is a valid internet delivery system described in RFC 1149. It has ~50% packet loss. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers[/url]
[QUOTE=Latias;17262311][img]http://www.phmc.gc.ca/cmh/book_images/high/v3_c6_s04_ss03_01.jpg[/img] "Hey look, it's the new Nine Inch Nails album!" "Eh, shoot that one carrying Photoshop CS4 first."[/QUOTE] Fucking brilliant.
[QUOTE=Veribigbos;17273580]Don't even try to claim otherwise.[/QUOTE] Country elitists should be rounded up and slaughtered like pigs.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;17263197][highlight][b]BREAKING NEWS: [/b][/highlight]The RIAA begins new anti-piracy campaign in Africa using shotguns and sniper rifles to shoot down suspected pirate transmissions.[/QUOTE] [highlight]NEWSFLASH[/highlight]: Not only does the RIAA exclusively represent the American music industry, but it in fact is NOT a branch of any government and is instead a fairly small private corporation that utilizes the Civil Court system.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;17263197][highlight][b]BREAKING NEWS: [/b][/highlight]The RIAA begins new anti-piracy campaign in Africa using shotguns and sniper rifles to shoot down suspected pirate transmissions.[/QUOTE] Who the hell shoots a bird with a rifle?
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